Dragon puberty sucks

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

“A dragon’s heart is prone to greed
A steady diet to make growth speed
Then the resulting bigger size
Only makes their hunger rise”

So dragon physiology in the MLP universe is a little bit weird. Maturity kicks into gear once they aquire enough STUFF. The more stuff they can get at, the bigger and faster they grow. Yeah, dragons are weird.

Spike’s going to go on a loss where Paradisa’s no-aging system passes him by, hopefully starting tomorrow, and running till around the 2nd or so. Due to the combined number of christmas and birthday gifts he’s had, Spike’s hoarding instincts are going to kick in, and he’ll start to grow and grow until he’s a fully grown dragon stomping about the place. THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN. As he grows, his mentality begins to slip more towards greed than anything else. He’ll start stealing things, to add to his hoard. If you would like Spike to steal something from one of your characters, then let me know! (They’ll get it back afterwards). Expect him to get decidedly less friendly and less capable of speech, too; though NO ONE WILL GET HURT. Enjoy your mostly harmless king-kong-esque experience, Paradisa.

At the end of it, he’ll be reverted back to his regular baby-dragon self and be asleep for a week. When he wakes up he’ll be canon-bumped to S2E10 ‘Secret of My Excess’, right before he confesses his feelings to Rarity. Because I'm evil like that.

Comments

[iamdamnloyal]

Harmony has duplicate rooms in the castle! She has her room in the tower AND she has her actual castle assigned room. Spike is TOTALLY WELCOME TO RANSACK her actual castle room.

There are:

HUNDREDS of UNICORN STATUES
PLENTY of PINK PILLOWS & BLANKETS
DOZENS of STUFFED ANIMALS
LOTS of books that she swears she's going to read one day but never will.
LOTS of work-out equipment: free-weights, jump ropes, a training dummy (those half-torso kinds).
LOTS of clothing. Lots and lots of it.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

OMG SO MANY THINGS.

He will take them ALL B)

[iamdamnloyal]

LOL feel free to say he's been accumulating it for a while. I don't even care if her whole room gets emptied, because she's got another room anyway. LOL

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Eeexcelent, thank you.

He'll be so :( when he gives them back.

But then he'll promise her she can hang with Twilight or something and make it better.

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

COURAGE HAS ALL THE THINGS. For serious. Yachts, statues, a pick-up truck... If need be, make a crapload of stuff up that Spike stole from him. I am okay with this. B)

Gwaine has a room in the castle he's not using. It's got clothes mostly so SPIKE IS WELCOME TO ALL OF THAT TOO. Chainmail is shiny like gemstones? idk

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Wooooo. Spike will steal ALL THESE THINGS.

Because, you know, friendship is theft.

[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

Hahaha....

So, Faye has plenty of shiny things to steal! Do you like diamonds, Spike?

Oh, and so does Zuko, come to think about it... trying to recreate the fire nation in his room, and all.

Want either/both of their stuff? There will be lots of screaming. :3

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

DIAMONDS ARE ONLY HIS FAVOURITE THING EVER

ALL THEIR STUFF. He will cherish it all.

And be loathe to give back the diamonds :

[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

....lmfao...if he gets his hands on the ash tray, he could make as many as he wants for a little while. 8D

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

He will think that ash tray is the most beautiful thing ever.

And even after it's over, every now and again he'll show up at her door all 'I'm hungry :<'

[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

...a-awwww....

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

FEED ME NICE LADY

[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT A NICE LADY. AND STOP BEING CUTE

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

I can't help it, I WAS BORN THIS WAY

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

He could always take Phoenix's attorney badge. Phoenix would not be okay with this. xD

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

IT IS DONE!

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

Oh, this looks fun.

He can take something from Conan. And then have Conan figure this out and come after him with 'why stealing is wrong' speeches.

Some possibilities

*A magnifying glass
*His watch
*His glasses
*His shelf of mystery novels

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Conan, teach him a lesson in friendship.

He'd happily take any of those, especially the novels because, hey, library dragon.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

Conan is the WORST person to teach anyone about friendship. But lecturing kids about wrong-doing he can do. He is very disappointed in you, Spike.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

NOT THE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!

[cricketycricket.livejournal.com]

OH OH OH YES. I love it when my characters get their stuff stolen, I don't know why. I just ... do. So you get a LONG list of stealable things.

Five:
PFFT if you can imagine it'd be in the TARDIS, go ahead and take it. Have fun with that. XD

Mark:
Tapes, CDs, pulpy sci-fi and fantasy books, little weird wind-up toys, cans of Cherry Pepsi, packs of cigarettes, his lighter, writing notebooks full of high-school grade short stories about dystopian futures, the Town Crier bell Chaucer gave him for Christmas, packs of BlackJack gum, buttons with sassy slogans ... etc.

Barney:
He's got a DVD rack full of porn, have fun with that. Also, action movies, about ten separate remotes, various ties, cufflinks, tie tacks, and other Bro-ish baubles. .... PLEASE STEAL ONE OF HIS LEFT SHOES. XD

Kermit:
Frog doesn't have much, but he's starting a collection of nifty hats, since they're the only things he can wear.

Ray:
Oh boy, here's the mother lode. Electrical parts, gadgets, bits and bobs, samples of dirt and rock and slime and goo and wires and grass and YOU NAME IT. Ghost traps and PKE meters are small enough for theft, too - not to mention that he keeps a ton of books lying around. He's a hoarder ... basically if it's small and interesting, he holds on to it, and there are plenty of small and interesting things he could've collected. Blue's assorted dog toys are probably unsafe, as well. Also on the docket: chewing tobacco tins, pipe, packs of cigarettes, and a lighter. Take those out of love, Spike, he doesn't need lung cancer. ;)

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

ALL THE AWESOME THINGS TO STEAL.

Why thank you Ang :3

Barney can deal with questions about naked ladies later on. ENJOY THAT BARN. Also there will be left shoe stealing, oh yes.

[cricketycricket.livejournal.com]

You are so very, very welcome. And I will ADORE the awkwardness of Barney explaining porn to a dragon. (He probably will not.)

Yeah, IDK why, but every time people have stuff stolen on my end, it leads to lovely CR. I still remember the time Kay got a bag full of crap Faye stole from people at the White Elephant thing on his first Christmas. XD Good times.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Rotfl, welp, there will be glorious CR from this.

And you know, from the giant rampaging dragon, probably.

[cricketycricket.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie, the Big!Spike icons are a little bit terrifying.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Damn right, adult dragons are the douchebags of the happy pony land.

[thiefoflight.livejournal.com]

steal Vriska's horn cozies.......

clearly he will need them

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

...That is the best thing to steal ever *_*

[thiefoflight.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE MULTICOLORED AND KNITTED AND EVERYTHING

FOR THOSE COLD WINTRY DAYS

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

JUST PERFECT FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR.

[redisdelicious.livejournal.com]

He can steal all of Terezi's art supplies, law books, and scalemates!

She'd probably be super cool with him being a grown dragon, if it weren't for the fact that ST34L1NG 1S WRONG

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

ALL THE THINGS.

Sob he's going to be so sick of that lecture by the end of this, but serves him right B)

[encryptedlock]

steal the tamagotchi

you know you want to

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

...

Yes.

Yes I do.

[thisisprogress.livejournal.com]

OH BOY LET US SEE HERE um

Nikola Tesla:
ALL THE WINE BOTTLES EVER and gosh they're all super rare ones too. His notes about electrical stuffs and abnormals, some cool doodads which are just there for making his desk look really cool, and his pigeons. If you steal his pigeons he will seriously have like a heart attack or something. And the sad thing is is that he'll be in prison again AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT sob.

Newton Pulsifer:
Bunches of random bits of pieces from electronic stuff he took apart. Books, really badly-together-put models, and not much else. :I

HAVE AT THEM SPIKE

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

HE WILL CHERISH ALL THESE THINGS!!!


At least he's still a vegetarian so he won't...eat the pigeons.