paradisaooc | Dragon puberty sucks

“A dragon’s heart is prone to greed
A steady diet to make growth speed
Then the resulting bigger size
Only makes their hunger rise”

So dragon physiology in the MLP universe is a little bit weird. Maturity kicks into gear once they aquire enough STUFF. The more stuff they can get at, the bigger and faster they grow. Yeah, dragons are weird.

Spike’s going to go on a loss where Paradisa’s no-aging system passes him by, hopefully starting tomorrow, and running till around the 2nd or so. Due to the combined number of christmas and birthday gifts he’s had, Spike’s hoarding instincts are going to kick in, and he’ll start to grow and grow until he’s a fully grown dragon stomping about the place. THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN. As he grows, his mentality begins to slip more towards greed than anything else. He’ll start stealing things, to add to his hoard. If you would like Spike to steal something from one of your characters, then let me know! (They’ll get it back afterwards). Expect him to get decidedly less friendly and less capable of speech, too; though NO ONE WILL GET HURT. Enjoy your mostly harmless king-kong-esque experience, Paradisa.

At the end of it, he’ll be reverted back to his regular baby-dragon self and be asleep for a week. When he wakes up he’ll be canon-bumped to S2E10 ‘Secret of My Excess’, right before he confesses his feelings to Rarity. Because I'm evil like that.

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COURAGE HAS ALL THE THINGS. For serious. Yachts, statues, a pick-up truck... If need be, make a crapload of stuff up that Spike stole from him. I am okay with this. B)

Gwaine has a room in the castle he's not using. It's got clothes mostly so SPIKE IS WELCOME TO ALL OF THAT TOO. Chainmail is shiny like gemstones? idk

Wooooo. Spike will steal ALL THESE THINGS.

Because, you know, friendship is theft.

Dragon puberty sucks

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