Dragon puberty sucks

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

“A dragon’s heart is prone to greed
A steady diet to make growth speed
Then the resulting bigger size
Only makes their hunger rise”

So dragon physiology in the MLP universe is a little bit weird. Maturity kicks into gear once they aquire enough STUFF. The more stuff they can get at, the bigger and faster they grow. Yeah, dragons are weird.

Spike’s going to go on a loss where Paradisa’s no-aging system passes him by, hopefully starting tomorrow, and running till around the 2nd or so. Due to the combined number of christmas and birthday gifts he’s had, Spike’s hoarding instincts are going to kick in, and he’ll start to grow and grow until he’s a fully grown dragon stomping about the place. THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN. As he grows, his mentality begins to slip more towards greed than anything else. He’ll start stealing things, to add to his hoard. If you would like Spike to steal something from one of your characters, then let me know! (They’ll get it back afterwards). Expect him to get decidedly less friendly and less capable of speech, too; though NO ONE WILL GET HURT. Enjoy your mostly harmless king-kong-esque experience, Paradisa.

At the end of it, he’ll be reverted back to his regular baby-dragon self and be asleep for a week. When he wakes up he’ll be canon-bumped to S2E10 ‘Secret of My Excess’, right before he confesses his feelings to Rarity. Because I'm evil like that.

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[thisisprogress.livejournal.com]

OH BOY LET US SEE HERE um

Nikola Tesla:
ALL THE WINE BOTTLES EVER and gosh they're all super rare ones too. His notes about electrical stuffs and abnormals, some cool doodads which are just there for making his desk look really cool, and his pigeons. If you steal his pigeons he will seriously have like a heart attack or something. And the sad thing is is that he'll be in prison again AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT sob.

Newton Pulsifer:
Bunches of random bits of pieces from electronic stuff he took apart. Books, really badly-together-put models, and not much else. :I

HAVE AT THEM SPIKE

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

HE WILL CHERISH ALL THESE THINGS!!!


At least he's still a vegetarian so he won't...eat the pigeons.