it's a small world after all

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Harley loves toys. Especially dolls. So for her first loss, the castle has decided she's going to be a doll. But not just any doll. In fact, the type (and size) of doll she'll be will be determined by the person looking at her. If you had a porcelain doll back home you miss, she'll be a pretty harlequin porcelain doll you can hug and play with. If you prefer puppet dolls, there will be strings attached to her wrists and ankles. If you always wondered what it would be like to dabble in ventriloquism...um...please be careful where you stick your hand, but she'll be that too.*

If anyone asks for a blow-up doll, the lulz better be so rampant and epic the post is memory'd by everyone here and the kitchen sink or I'm smacking you across the Internet. And if you're hoping for a voodoo doll, just remember there's no need to get hasty with the needles. Especially in the eyes. That's just unnecessary.

If you're interested in torturing Harley, feel free to sign up here! You don't really need to sign up, but I'd like an idea of who she's going to be dealing with and as what. That way, going back to the ventriloquism example, when you pick her up and stick an arm up the back of her shirt, I won't be surprised even if she freaks out and tries to wallop you with a shoe.

Oh and she'll look different to everyone who sees her no matter if someone is already playing with her. So if there was a little girl hugging her harlequin Cabbage Patch Kid and in came someone with alternate tastes, he/she might see a little girl playing with the aforementioned blow-up doll and OHGODWHATTHEHELLAMIWRITINGSTOPITBRAINSTOP


*Special note to Sister and Damian (who are the one who scare me the most): YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT. THINK ABOUT THAT.

it's a small world after all

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Harley loves toys. Especially dolls. So for her first loss, the castle has decided she's going to be a doll. But not just any doll. In fact, the type (and size) of doll she'll be will be determined by the person looking at her. If you had a porcelain doll back home you miss, she'll be a pretty harlequin porcelain doll you can hug and play with. If you prefer puppet dolls, there will be strings attached to her wrists and ankles. If you always wondered what it would be like to dabble in ventriloquism...um...please be careful where you stick your hand, but she'll be that too.*

If anyone asks for a blow-up doll, the lulz better be so rampant and epic the post is memory'd by everyone here and the kitchen sink or I'm smacking you across the Internet. And if you're hoping for a voodoo doll, just remember there's no need to get hasty with the needles. Especially in the eyes. That's just unnecessary.

If you're interested in torturing Harley, feel free to sign up here! You don't really need to sign up, but I'd like an idea of who she's going to be dealing with and as what. That way, going back to the ventriloquism example, when you pick her up and stick an arm up the back of her shirt, I won't be surprised even if she freaks out and tries to wallop you with a shoe.

Oh and she'll look different to everyone who sees her no matter if someone is already playing with her. So if there was a little girl hugging her harlequin Cabbage Patch Kid and in came someone with alternate tastes, he/she might see a little girl playing with the aforementioned blow-up doll and OHGODWHATTHEHELLAMIWRITINGSTOPITBRAINSTOP


*Special note to Sister and Damian (who are the one who scare me the most): YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT. THINK ABOUT THAT.

Leaving the site :(

[eighteensouls.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, some real heavy RL stuff is just piling up like a massive wreck on the interstate, and I'm going to have to drop from Paradisa. I'd really rather not go into detail, but a lot of it is family-related, and honestly the stress isn't helping my RP any.

Characters being dropped are Simon Dark (eighteensouls) and Fujin (onewordwarrior). I'm gonna miss you guys, and I wish I could stay, but there's just far too much coming down for that to be a possibility. I'm sorry to those of you I've got ongoing threads with, but it looks like I won't be able to finish them, even though I really enjoyed RPing with you all.

(And yes, an official drop form has already been filled out and submitted for both characters.)

Leaving the site :(

[eighteensouls.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, some real heavy RL stuff is just piling up like a massive wreck on the interstate, and I'm going to have to drop from Paradisa. I'd really rather not go into detail, but a lot of it is family-related, and honestly the stress isn't helping my RP any.

Characters being dropped are Simon Dark (eighteensouls) and Fujin (onewordwarrior). I'm gonna miss you guys, and I wish I could stay, but there's just far too much coming down for that to be a possibility. I'm sorry to those of you I've got ongoing threads with, but it looks like I won't be able to finish them, even though I really enjoyed RPing with you all.

(And yes, an official drop form has already been filled out and submitted for both characters.)

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[dupable.livejournal.com]

So after the events of this post there may or may not be a giant gaping hole in the middle of the basement right now (sorry PP!). And by may or may not be, I mean there is.

Karkat wanted John to test out the limits of his powers here at Paradisa by trying to see how far down he could drill into Paradisa using the wind. No... I swear that's a legit thing. I promise I'm not bullshitting here.

Either way, as I'm sure anyone who's tried to dig under Paradisa can tell you, he didn't get far. Only about 20-30 feet down before he hit magical protected barrier. Whoops.

Still letting people know since, well, giant hole in the castle! And this was mod approved :)

EDIT: Because I'm dippy and didn't think about this at first. He's creating enough winds to dig into solid rock/concrete/whatever, so that definitely would have rattled the castle a little as well. Nothing broke (unless you want the shaking to have knocked something over? idk) but there would have been some definite shaking going on for a moment there.

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[dupable.livejournal.com]

So after the events of this post there may or may not be a giant gaping hole in the middle of the basement right now (sorry PP!). And by may or may not be, I mean there is.

Karkat wanted John to test out the limits of his powers here at Paradisa by trying to see how far down he could drill into Paradisa using the wind. No... I swear that's a legit thing. I promise I'm not bullshitting here.

Either way, as I'm sure anyone who's tried to dig under Paradisa can tell you, he didn't get far. Only about 20-30 feet down before he hit magical protected barrier. Whoops.

Still letting people know since, well, giant hole in the castle! And this was mod approved :)

EDIT: Because I'm dippy and didn't think about this at first. He's creating enough winds to dig into solid rock/concrete/whatever, so that definitely would have rattled the castle a little as well. Nothing broke (unless you want the shaking to have knocked something over? idk) but there would have been some definite shaking going on for a moment there.

Drop

[thirteenth.livejournal.com]

He's been here almost two years, but now he's finished his IC welcoming website, it's time for Ukitake to make his way back home.

He's leaving the Candy Bonsai to Abel and Elektra, his tea set to Charlie, chocolate frogs to Draco, all his notes to Max, and the remaining seabreeze candies to Lorne.

I've loved his CR so very much, and I know I'll miss it, but it's time to send him home.

Abel will be making the discovery, so please wait for him to post noticing him gone.

Drop

[thirteenth.livejournal.com]

He's been here almost two years, but now he's finished his IC welcoming website, it's time for Ukitake to make his way back home.

He's leaving the Candy Bonsai to Abel and Elektra, his tea set to Charlie, chocolate frogs to Draco, all his notes to Max, and the remaining seabreeze candies to Lorne.

I've loved his CR so very much, and I know I'll miss it, but it's time to send him home.

Abel will be making the discovery, so please wait for him to post noticing him gone.