it's a small world after all

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Harley loves toys. Especially dolls. So for her first loss, the castle has decided she's going to be a doll. But not just any doll. In fact, the type (and size) of doll she'll be will be determined by the person looking at her. If you had a porcelain doll back home you miss, she'll be a pretty harlequin porcelain doll you can hug and play with. If you prefer puppet dolls, there will be strings attached to her wrists and ankles. If you always wondered what it would be like to dabble in ventriloquism...um...please be careful where you stick your hand, but she'll be that too.*

If anyone asks for a blow-up doll, the lulz better be so rampant and epic the post is memory'd by everyone here and the kitchen sink or I'm smacking you across the Internet. And if you're hoping for a voodoo doll, just remember there's no need to get hasty with the needles. Especially in the eyes. That's just unnecessary.

If you're interested in torturing Harley, feel free to sign up here! You don't really need to sign up, but I'd like an idea of who she's going to be dealing with and as what. That way, going back to the ventriloquism example, when you pick her up and stick an arm up the back of her shirt, I won't be surprised even if she freaks out and tries to wallop you with a shoe.

Oh and she'll look different to everyone who sees her no matter if someone is already playing with her. So if there was a little girl hugging her harlequin Cabbage Patch Kid and in came someone with alternate tastes, he/she might see a little girl playing with the aforementioned blow-up doll and OHGODWHATTHEHELLAMIWRITINGSTOPITBRAINSTOP


*Special note to Sister and Damian (who are the one who scare me the most): YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT. THINK ABOUT THAT.

Comments

[walkinthruwalls]

YOU CAN BE KITTY'S DOLL :3

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Tea time while phasing. THIS WILL BE EYE-OPENING.

[noamulets]

She'll be reminiscing about a doll she had at home and misses. even though she's sixteen XD
IT WAS HER FAVOURITE DOLL, 'KAY

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT CRAZY AND TRY TO TAKE HER HEAD OFF A LA WEDNESDAY ADDAMS, THERE'S NO JUDGING

[walkinthruwalls]

NO, KITTY LOVED HER DOLLS AND IS VERY SANE :3
... I'd say ask Wolverine but......

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

There's no need to ask Wolverine. We can leave Wolverine and his adamantium claws wherever he is right now. No need to bother him.

[walkinthruwalls]

:D

[justgonnaramble.livejournal.com]

Heyyyy...Paige had a doll that looked like a clown when she was little.

that....maybe have later come to life she thought he was trying to kill her...

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Harley is a good doll. She might give you attitude, but she makes up for it in huggableness.

[justgonnaramble.livejournal.com]

...we'll pretend what I wrote up there made sense.

XD Okay! Paige might call her Slappy though at first.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Oh man, there are so many ways this can become both interesting and disturbing.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

IKR?

[hatesdolls.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this is amazing *A*

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

All those who hate dolls can get out. :|



jk XD

[terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com]

.... duck-shaped crash test dummy?

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Does she get to drive?

[terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com]

OH LORD HE WILL NOT EXPECT THAT AND I LOVE IT. YES. LET'S DO THIS.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

IN PARADISA, SCREAMING METAL DEATH TRAP DRIVES YOU.