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Jun. 3rd, 2010 11:47 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hey girlfriends! This has been missing for a few weeks, because the person running this thing thought that real life was just too hard. I know, let's shed a tear, shall we? In actually, it wasn't that hard at all, she's just...Well, she's a stupid bitch. If you have no idea what wonderful things you've been missing out on, or you'd like to smack that fine young thing into getting your information up for next Thursdays update, just go here!
As well, if you drop a character, you no longer need participants for your event or the event has ended...Please remember to leave a comment in the appropriate thread, so it can be removed for next weeks post, or this sassy friend will find you!
What...What was going on this week? Let's take a look, shall we? Some little girl had a slap fight and then decided she was hungry...so you eat people?! EAT PEOPLE?! Nooo! What you do is find yourself a big studly man and talk him out of a hamburger, you stupid bitch.
Oh! This one is my favourite! Feeling drab and downright ugly? Well...Sadly, there are just some things mother nature can't do, but if you head down to Okami Salon on Tuesdays, where everything is half price off, you too could be on your way to a more beautiful and fabulous self! Yes, even you cheap bitches! They're also hiring for hair sweepers, so even stalkers can now receive gainful employment! Mm, peach shampoo!
Of course, the Wildkat is now hiring too. You can pour coffees for all those wonderful castle people, for 8 Caisos an hour! But if you're really creative, I suggest all you hot dark and brooding young men show up in your best outfits! Any great coffee shop needs someone to give deep and meaningful poetry readings in the dark...Strong jaw highlighted by candle light, voice drawn with pain over a bad romance...Oh, it just gives chills, doesn't it?
That's everything, see you fabulous people next week!
( Week Six is sassy~ )
Note: This is all Dolly's fault.