Bring on the Short Jokes

[milkisgross]

Hello people of Paradisa! I'm Malia, and I'm bringing you Edward Elric from the Fullmetal Alchemist manga! He's taken from Chapter 84, after he got some treatment after almost getting killed by Kimblee and has made it back to Resembool in search for his bro and Winry.

I'm not great at intro posts, so I guess I'll tell you guys a bit about myself. I've been roleplaying for about 5 or 6 years and I'm a college student studying archaeology and Japanese and I love cats. If you have any questions for me, feel free to ask them here or send me a private message. I'm also on plurk, and you can reach me at earthykitty.

EDIT: I'm a durp and I didn't tell any of you what Ed's loss was! He lost the ability to flip out when people call him short, and will instead be complimenting them in response. Have fun with that.

Comments

[minicaptain]

at least he's taller than naomi? /shot

and you better believe ashley will bring the short jokes :3

also hi

[milkisgross]

Do I know you?

/SHOT

OMG, I can't wait for Ed to meet the Sanctuary cast. It will be brilliant! \o/

[minicaptain]

oh... ouch.. fine...

NO. just for that. no X(

[milkisgross]

But...but...

FINE! Don't take the joke! /pout

[minicaptain]

;; /wibbleface

♥

[pompous_today]

WOO ED! FMA is one of my favorite canons :D

Welcome to the game, I'm Shurimon and I play Simon Tam (Firefly), Jennifer Keller (Stargate Atlantis), and Richard Castle (Castle).

[milkisgross]

HUZZAH!!

It's nice to meet you! I'm afraid I'm not familiar with any of the canons you play from, but maybe you can enable me to watch them~

[mal_addict]

Hello there and welcome to the game! I'm TF and I play these losers right here

[milkisgross]

Thanks! I can't wait to get into the game!

And poor Crowley, calling him a loser like that. :P

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Hey hey hey! I'm Val/Armeria. I play Mitsuru Kirijo and Chie Satonaka. It's nice to meet you, shorty.

Oh, sorry. My bad. That joke was just low.

[milkisgross]

Pffffffft. I'm average-sized, actually, so you won't get any flipping out from me. It's nic to meet you too!

[courageous_wit]

EDWARD YESSSS Hi I'm Kacey and I play a bunch of characters. I would love Hermione and Edward CR if you're interested :3

My plurk is also seraphjewel for adding purposes.

[milkisgross]

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HERMIONE!! I've always wanted to play Ed against a Hermione. This will be EPIC!

[courageous_wit]

She's had CR with him and Alphonse previously but it was brief. So yes, all the shenanigans :3

[milkisgross]

I am up for ALL of the shenanigans. /rolls katamari

[psych0p0mps]

MALIA MALIA MALIA MALIA MALIA MALIA

hi

it's kae

[milkisgross]

KAE!!!! HI!!! I don't have an icon to properly show my excitement!

[psych0p0mps]

lmao that's ok i have plenty! WELCOME TO PARADISA~~~

p.s. what is this about you not having seen Firefly GO WATCH IT THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY

[milkisgross]

Thanks!! \o/

fbeuiaflhuaeilfew

Uh....I'll check it out soon? Please don't hurt me.

[dorkwonder]

Short muses unite!

Welcome to the game! I'm Olivia, and I just have Timmy from DC Comics. Tim goes by Alvin Draper in the game, and tries to keep his bat related life under wraps.

[milkisgross]

Should we start a club?

Thank you! My knowledge of Batman is pretty basic, but that just means you can teach me and enable me into stuff. It should be fun to bounce Ed off of your character! ^_^

[explodium]

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.

Oh, um, I mean... hello >>;

I'm Ceru, I play Kimblee here (and also 5 from the movie 9) and I am stupidly ecstatic to meet you! To have an Ed as a canonmate is AMAZING, and I look forward to harassing him as soon as I get the chance... because I'm sure Kimblee isn't the one familiar face that Ed was hoping to see upon arriving in the castle. BUT HEY, it's not like he had much of a choice in the matter...

Also that loss is brilliant oh my god ;;

[milkisgross]

HI!! You already got me on plurk before I had a chance to see this but nice to meet you anyway!

I laughed when I say that Kimblee was the only FMA cast here when I was about to reserve Ed. I almost took Ed from the same chapter too.

And the loss wasn't actually my idea. Knight (a.k.a. James Holms' mun) suggested it, and I thought it was brilliant!

[explodium]

Sorry for jumping the gun on you... I'm still freaking out quite a bit, admittedly. And I noticed that they're from similar points in the story, which at least will mean that they won't confuse the hell out of each other too much by being from different canon points.

I should give Knight some props for thinking up such an awesome loss idea then >>; ... Kimblee's gonna think Ed got off so easy, ahahaha

[milkisgross]

Compared to what I was thinking about having Ed lose, he did get off easy!

And don't worry! I'm glad you're as excited as I am to play with you!

[cyan_maid]

Hullo there Malia! I'm Elaine, and I play Jane here! We're happy to have you with us, Ed is all sorts of awesome~

[milkisgross]

Nice to meet you! I hope you have plenty of chances to troll Ed while he's here!

[cyan_maid]

Perhaps there could be some trolling? We'll see~

[delincuente]

Hello Malia, and welcome to Para!!! My name is Giz and I play two snarky ladies - whom I plan to toss at Ed headlong, since I am a slightly FMA fan.

<3333

[milkisgross]

Alex's response to Ed was wonderful. I'm kind of hoping I can turn him into a bug soon. :D

I'm looking forward to more shenanigans!

[kid_apocalypse]

I already replied to your post IC, but I'm going to reply to you here anyway XD

Anyway hi, I'm Dirk, and I've just got Evan Sabahnur here, who's a clone of Apocalypse from Marvel Comics. Ed will have a fun time trying to figure out where Evan pulls his extra mass whenever he shapeshifts himself into something more than his body mass should allow for XD. He kind of tosses equivalent exchange right out the window, this one, so it should be fun to see Ed baffle over him breaking the laws of physics just by existing.

Welcome to the game!

[milkisgross]

Hello!

I'm sorry to say that I don't know much about Marvel stuff, though I have been tempted to look into X-Men. (But where do I even start?!)

Oh God, Ed's brain is going to break with this guy, isn't it? I request many shenanigans!!

[kid_apocalypse]

X-Men as a comic series can be pretty hard to get into. What I suggest is finding a character (or characters) that you like and relate to, and just read everything that they've been in, as far back as you choose to go. My current favorites are obviously Evan here, who's a fairly new character, as well as Jonothon "Chamber" Starsmore, who got his start back in the mid-90's with the "Generation X" book, and David "Legion" Haller, who's been around since the 80's, and is the son of Charles Xavier.

Pretty much, yeah. Evan pulls his mass unconsciously from an extradimensional source, and stores excess mass in the same place when he makes himself smaller than he normally is. He can, in theory, manifest any physical superpower that exists, as long as he researches it's biological basis, but he's still fairly limited in how long he can sustain his more advanced shapeshifts, so he has to go back to normal after a while. Shenanigans shall be had!

[milkisgross]

Thanks for the tips! I'll see what I can find!

Holy crap, it's like Envy on steroids! In an awesome way! This is going to be so awesome!

[wishmadeinfire]

Yes, yes good.

/cackles and then coughs/

I mean, Hi! :D I'm Luna and I play Ashura from TRC (a lovely six foot tall) and Vanyel from The Herald Mage trilogy. Welcome to Para ~

[wishmadeinfire]

Ashura's habit of calling young people 'little one' shall come in hand, mwhaha >D

[milkisgross]

Nice to meet you!

Oh my gosh, it will be spectacular, I'm sure! \o/

[wishmadeinfire]

Hahaha yeeees

/tagged you so now I wait ~/