a wild prince (re)appears!

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

SO, ONCE UPON A TIME... there was this loser named prince who played derps such as abel nightroad, guts, and the joker. said prince adored paradisa, but had to leave for a while -- but who the hell can quit this place? who would want to, i ask you.

thus, i have victoriously returned!! and bring with me a new character to wet my feet in the paradis... ian? waters again... to taste it's sweet, sweet nectar.



i bring you wilfred.

wilfred is a dog from the self-titled series on fx about a man (elijah wood) who tries to kill himself, fails, and then is paid a visit by his neighbor and her dog asking to dog-sit for the afternoon. ...except, he sees said dog as an australian man in a dog suit, while everyone else just sees a dog.

his loss in paradisa is that everyone can see and interact with him as a man -- but any sensor types or those in tune with species/nature/etc will be able to tell wilfred's all pooch. he's just special! this goes for all travelers... so if you're talking to wilfred in town, the townspeople are probably going to give you crazy looks. dude why are you talking to that labrador retriever. THEY KNEW TRAVELERS WERE WEIRD BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS.

he enjoys long walks on the beach, smoking pot, marking his territory, boobs, humping stuffed animals... and hogging the bed at night.

i apologize in advance for how doubtlessly ridiculous this is going to be. yet i'm not sorry at all.

you can reach me anytime at slowlierest on aim, or 5ing on plurk!! i've missed you guys like whoa i can't even... /CLUTCHES EVERYONE

Comments

[wornbright.livejournal.com]

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

[waterproofed.livejournal.com]

My prince has returned~~~

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

it was inevitable... /swoons into arms

[inafadingcrown.livejournal.com]

PRINCE! /weepy hug

You were missed. You were so missed.

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

SDDLDJGOEN the feeling is mutual my darling ;; ALL THE HUGS

[sonsofzeus.livejournal.com]

d... ahling...

I don't have appropriate icons for this ;A;

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

bro.......

/scoops up and spins!!!1

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

pu

rin

su

/touches

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

my beloved......

[hulloeverything.livejournal.com]

/loves on.

Welcome back!!!

And omg Eleven is going to be FASCINATED by him, jus' sayin'.

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

HAHA Wilfred will indulge his curiosity. curiously. <: THANK YOU;; it's good to be home!!

[luthored.livejournal.com]

I HATE YOOOOOOOOOU.

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

GET OUT USING A CUTE GIRL ICON ON ME WHEN SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT JESSE SO CRUEL

[ofkirkwall.livejournal.com]

homo

hooker

baby

/reaches for

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

dick

ward

my soul is complete

/falls into arms

[admonishes.livejournal.com]

/SCREAMS

:D :D

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

dailypie........

/big shiny eyes

[gottaknockhard.livejournal.com]

:D

Welcome back!

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

AHH SHEEP. how have you been broski... /brofisttttt to the extreme!!

[mischifs.livejournal.com]

hi, welcome back-- AH OH MY GOD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH i love THIS SHOW

granted that i've only seen episode 1, I STILL LOVE IT

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

woeirulksjdf IT IS THE BEST SHOW. i applaud your tastes my good man. /adjusts monocle

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

....I have never heard of this show, but suddenly I have an insane urge to app Snoopy from you're a good man, charlie brown.

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

....LMAO wilfred would fan... dog him so hard.

snoopy. SNOOPY.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

WELCOME BACK!

.... Clearly Wilfred is automatically A BRO. Clearly.

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

LSKJDFLKJSF oh yes man, he will adore... barney, i can't even

[echivoc.livejournal.com]

/OPENS ARMS

/SLOWLY RUNS TOWARDS

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

WEORIULKSJLDKJF

/SCOOPS INTO ARMS AND SPINS... /FALLS INTO BED OF FLOWERS AND ROLLS

krissy my love...

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Priiiiince ♥♥♥♥

I MISSED YOU SO ;;

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

y... yuff... /wipes tears away

[oyaji.livejournal.com]

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

[sahara-storm.livejournal.com]

touches you

[doggiestyling.livejournal.com]

touches you touching me

[psych0p0mps]

good dog

best friend