http://doggiestyling.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] doggiestyling.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisaooc2011-10-13 12:03 am

a wild prince (re)appears!

SO, ONCE UPON A TIME... there was this loser named prince who played derps such as abel nightroad, guts, and the joker. said prince adored paradisa, but had to leave for a while -- but who the hell can quit this place? who would want to, i ask you.

thus, i have victoriously returned!! and bring with me a new character to wet my feet in the paradis... ian? waters again... to taste it's sweet, sweet nectar.



i bring you wilfred.

wilfred is a dog from the self-titled series on fx about a man (elijah wood) who tries to kill himself, fails, and then is paid a visit by his neighbor and her dog asking to dog-sit for the afternoon. ...except, he sees said dog as an australian man in a dog suit, while everyone else just sees a dog.

his loss in paradisa is that everyone can see and interact with him as a man -- but any sensor types or those in tune with species/nature/etc will be able to tell wilfred's all pooch. he's just special! this goes for all travelers... so if you're talking to wilfred in town, the townspeople are probably going to give you crazy looks. dude why are you talking to that labrador retriever. THEY KNEW TRAVELERS WERE WEIRD BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS.

he enjoys long walks on the beach, smoking pot, marking his territory, boobs, humping stuffed animals... and hogging the bed at night.

i apologize in advance for how doubtlessly ridiculous this is going to be. yet i'm not sorry at all.

you can reach me anytime at slowlierest on aim, or 5ing on plurk!! i've missed you guys like whoa i can't even... /CLUTCHES EVERYONE

[identity profile] wornbright.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Image

[identity profile] waterproofed.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
My prince has returned~~~

[identity profile] inafadingcrown.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
PRINCE! /weepy hug

You were missed. You were so missed.

[identity profile] sonsofzeus.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
d... ahling...

I don't have appropriate icons for this ;A;

[identity profile] wornbright.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
best doggy ;w;

[identity profile] tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
pu

rin

su

/touches

[identity profile] hulloeverything.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
/loves on.

Welcome back!!!

And omg Eleven is going to be FASCINATED by him, jus' sayin'.

[identity profile] hulloeverything.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
He needs more curiosities in his life. :D

It's great to see you again! You were missed <3<3

[identity profile] inafadingcrown.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is it bad that I now want a Frodo to show up, just for the sheer WTFness that would ensue?

[identity profile] luthored.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
I HATE YOOOOOOOOOU.

[identity profile] waterproofed.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
/catches

[identity profile] ofkirkwall.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
homo

hooker

baby

/reaches for

[identity profile] admonishes.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
/SCREAMS

:D :D

[identity profile] gottaknockhard.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
:D

Welcome back!

[identity profile] mischifs.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
hi, welcome back-- AH OH MY GOD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH i love THIS SHOW

granted that i've only seen episode 1, I STILL LOVE IT

[identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
....I have never heard of this show, but suddenly I have an insane urge to app Snoopy from you're a good man, charlie brown.

[identity profile] bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WELCOME BACK!

.... Clearly Wilfred is automatically A BRO. Clearly.

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