Adventures of Derpman

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

So here's the deal!

Someone tried to murder Stephanie Brown!
http://paradisalogs.livejournal.com/720291.html#comments

Bruce Wayne (Who is totally not actually the culprit Hush, that would just be silly) is going to be donning cape and cowl to investigate. Be on the lookout, he'll be scouring the halls with his trusty batflashlight

Basically Hush is going to be making a mockery of everything that is Batman and I'm wondering if anyone is interested in having some sort of adventure with the worlds derpiest detective?

Comments

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

...Conan would be interested in getting involved. He will inform Hush of everything he is doing wrong.

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to say you don't solve mysteries by punching people?

I don't buy this.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

[....This person is even worse at being a detective than the old man.]

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

I'm the hero this castle doesn't really need.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as a hero.

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

That's why I said I wasn't really needed.

[Strange, I wonder why I feel the urge to kill all the kids I run into here. ]

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

Then why don't you leave it to the detectives?

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

Well because people say I'm supposed to be the worlds greatest detective. I have a reputation to live up to.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

You're not very good at it.