Adventures of Derpman

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

So here's the deal!

Someone tried to murder Stephanie Brown!
http://paradisalogs.livejournal.com/720291.html#comments

Bruce Wayne (Who is totally not actually the culprit Hush, that would just be silly) is going to be donning cape and cowl to investigate. Be on the lookout, he'll be scouring the halls with his trusty batflashlight

Basically Hush is going to be making a mockery of everything that is Batman and I'm wondering if anyone is interested in having some sort of adventure with the worlds derpiest detective?

Comments

[yeahihidmypants]

We can add Oliver Queen to the list of "heroes" trying to solve this MYSTERY!!

I'm still on the fence as to whether Mindy would try to help with this current disaster of a plan or if she'd try to figure it out on her own, since she knows Damian can't while he's a baby. STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS...

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

Same bat time?

[batfail.livejournal.com]

SOMETHING IS WRONG

BATMAN IS OUTDERPING BATGIRL

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

This is my castle! My castle!

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

...Conan would be interested in getting involved. He will inform Hush of everything he is doing wrong.

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to say you don't solve mysteries by punching people?

I don't buy this.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

[....This person is even worse at being a detective than the old man.]

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

I'm the hero this castle doesn't really need.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as a hero.

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

That's why I said I wasn't really needed.

[Strange, I wonder why I feel the urge to kill all the kids I run into here. ]

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

Then why don't you leave it to the detectives?

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

Well because people say I'm supposed to be the worlds greatest detective. I have a reputation to live up to.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

You're not very good at it.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

He can blame Deadpool if he/you want just because he's a not-exactly-hero who runs around in costume all the time and his alibi would be 'I was alone, watching TV all night' :B

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

Deadpool doesn't exactly have any reason to do it. but he doesn't have any reason NOT to have done it either...

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Exactly!!!

And he won't make things better by going "Oh my god I would totally not kill her that way- But I didn't! But I mean, if I did it wouldn't be like that"

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

"Exactly, it was a failed a attempt! Just how do you plan on doing it next time?"

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

"I'd probably put the pillow over her head and shoot her- NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE I WOULDN'T DO THAT. Well I would but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

[foolishrisk.livejournal.com]

Well Mr.Pool. It seems we've been able to place the pillow over her head, just not the gun. Perhaps you ran when someone else entered the room? hmmmm?