I am God

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Hello, sweethearts! Alcyone here bringing in my last character to finish up my barbershop quartet.



Meet God. Who is here to troll everybody to His heart's content. He comes from the end of the movie Bruce Almighty and His loss is His omnipresence. No more being everywhere at once for Him. Luckily, He still has His omniscience and omnipotence to make Him feel better.

First two posts should go up soon. They're going up practically together as His first is closed to only a select few (read: His employees, including the ones who walked out on the job), but I want to toss Him at the majority of the castle as soon as possible.

There's a handy dandy post here with permissions for you so that you know what will and will not float with Him and a form to fill out so a) I can fake omniscience convincingly, b) I know what I can do to your characters and c) plotting purposes as I missed CR meme for Him.

Have at!

Comments

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

THIS ONE WILL SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START

Five, however, will think it is MARVELLOUS, and Ray will be all "WOW". so basically the same as usual...

Barney will just be chill and all "hey, big guy, what up".

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Barney is the best~

I want Mark to say something vaguely if not completely offensive and toss God's name in. Just to give Him an excuse to show up in Mark's room going, "...Yes?"

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

As in, "rant rant rant rant RANT! GOD!"

"Yes?"

"/falls out of chair JESUS CHRIST!"


YES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

THAT. RIGHT THERE. YES.

I will even push back His second post just for Mark to get the honor of being the first non-angel/demon to know He's there.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

So no actual "Hey, we've got GOD" in Monday's post, then. ;D Got it.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not unless Mark's yells of surprise near the end count. 8D