I am God

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Hello, sweethearts! Alcyone here bringing in my last character to finish up my barbershop quartet.



Meet God. Who is here to troll everybody to His heart's content. He comes from the end of the movie Bruce Almighty and His loss is His omnipresence. No more being everywhere at once for Him. Luckily, He still has His omniscience and omnipotence to make Him feel better.

First two posts should go up soon. They're going up practically together as His first is closed to only a select few (read: His employees, including the ones who walked out on the job), but I want to toss Him at the majority of the castle as soon as possible.

There's a handy dandy post here with permissions for you so that you know what will and will not float with Him and a form to fill out so a) I can fake omniscience convincingly, b) I know what I can do to your characters and c) plotting purposes as I missed CR meme for Him.

Have at!

Comments

[imnot_likeyou]

Oh, man. I love Morgan Freeman!God, but Sam will not.

At all.

So many issues.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Hee! Throw them all at me. Nothing like starting off with much discord.

[bogusmagic.livejournal.com]

*_____________*

How much do you know about Haruhi canon? So I know what I need to put down in that permissions thing.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

What I know from the TVTropes page. So. Not as much as I'd like. >_> Feel free to assume I'm completely unfamiliar if need be.

[inafadingcrown.livejournal.com]

You are amazing. Just so you know.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

No. YOU ARE. I fully expect long, winded, tl;dr God-elf conversations. I need them.

[rocketchair.livejournal.com]

askdhakjsdhlaksjdhaksd

/FACE IN HANDS AT THAT SCREENSHOT god seeing pictures from Evan Almighty creeps me out every time

but omg god yesss

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

LOL WHY? Should I switch it out for something from Bruce?


Also. Every time you say omg. He will be there. Saying hello. jsyk.

[gevurah]

oh my god i can't even

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

/MOST INNOCENT FACE EVER

[custodismundi.livejournal.com]

this is pretty much the best thing ever.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

I aim to please.

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

Dear God,

Stop inventing tournaments to help us self-govern that involve so much clothing being torn off.

No Love,
Alley-Sama

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Dear Alley,

No.

Love forever,

God

[decibel-chamber.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this should be interesting for ALL my guys XD. There's Jono and Raiden, who's lives have both basically been Crapsack Worlds to the extreme, and then there's Ned, who used to make a living reviving the dead for a minute.

ALL THE GOD!CR. ALL OF IT! <3

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

ALL OF IT FOREVER! *CONFETTI*

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

GABRIEL IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED.

SO. PISSED.

I, however, am deliriously happy. :D

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Gabriel is one of the first residents He's visiting. Doesn't that make you feel special?

[likethetragedy.livejournal.com]

Hee. This is so... Esther will be confused forever.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Confusion is but one of the many emotions I want to instill in everyone with Him.

[heart0fsword.livejournal.com]

*SQUEE* this is amazing 8D

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

8DDD

[rogueofheart]

Are you this Gog person everyone talks about? :OO

Also I had the biggest smile plastered on my face when I saw this app. Morgan Freeman!God *A* So much win.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

...Mehbeh.

♥

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

This is all kinds of beautiful

/tears of joy

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Tissue? Hug?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

THIS ONE WILL SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START

Five, however, will think it is MARVELLOUS, and Ray will be all "WOW". so basically the same as usual...

Barney will just be chill and all "hey, big guy, what up".

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Barney is the best~

I want Mark to say something vaguely if not completely offensive and toss God's name in. Just to give Him an excuse to show up in Mark's room going, "...Yes?"

[toerags]

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY



BRB SHAKING AND CRYING~

i love morgan freeman as god.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

CARLTON~



YOU WIN FOREVER

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

/REACHES FOR...

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

MY CHILD

[nurse-boy.livejournal.com]

Oh my god.

No really, I actually said that out loud upon seeing this post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MORGAN FREEMAN!GOD

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

HE LOVES YOU TOO

[athousandmen.livejournal.com]

... hey god. have a foul-mouthed angel that was kicked out of heaven for being too slutty.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

[...]

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

PAL;SH;LSGHA;LDJGHER;LKGHRT

Man, Lucy's probably gonna be like, ...I don't even believe in you.

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

Which will probably elicit the Godly version of /Kanyeshrug

[ultimaverum.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh my goodness my favorite... God... ever...

/slams everyone into him YES EVEN TWO-FACE IDEC HOW HIDEOUS THAT WOULD BE

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

GIMME ALL THE HIDEOUS. WE WILL PUT A NICE BOW ON IT.

[lord-wizard.livejournal.com]

I knew this was coming but Eeeeeeee...you're so amazing for playing God. I don't even know. Can I read your app...?

So, I have a month after I drop Pippin to pick someone to app.

I will consider Judas.

No promises (since I have at least two that have priority. BUT WE'LL SEE)

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

It's on His journal. Unless I'm a derp and made it friends only or something. Lemme check.

*some time later*

Yep. I'm a derp. Here you go (http://iswaswillbe.livejournal.com/257.html#cutid1).


And I will be good and not be an enabler. I will be good.

[dupable.livejournal.com]

OH MY... WELL... YOU KNOW ;ASDFASDF

/FLAILS EXITEDLY AT

my favorite God ever ;asdfasdfadsf

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

GO ON. SAY IT. WORST THAT WILL HAPPEN IS HE POPS UP AT YOUR SHOULDER AND SAYS "MORNING!"

[lookslikedepp.livejournal.com]

D-DAD....

[iswaswillbe.livejournal.com]

SON...?

[lookslikedepp.livejournal.com]

[lookslikedepp.livejournal.com]