oh sup . . .

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

hello, Paradisa! my name is Aki and I am new to this game, bringing you Izaya Orihara from Durarara!!

for those not familiar with his canon-- Izaya is an information broker in Ikebukuro who really, really loves humans. in fact, he loves them so much that he wants to understand their inner workings and thus, takes them apart. and by takes them apart I mean destroys lives. (IZAYA ORIHARA IS A LIFE RUINER. HE RUINS LIVES.) that being said, his biggest motivations are a.) keeping himself entertained, and b.) causing conflict with the goal of awakening a severed Dullahan head that will guarantee him entrance to Valhalla ()-- though the second will be mostly irrelevant here without a Celty.

I look forward to threading with alla y'all. :} I'm thinking I'll intro tomorrow but I am unpredictable SO HAHAHHAH WHO KNOWS, FLIES OFF

Comments

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

L M F A O welp. I don't even have to play here anymore, the perfect scenario has already been brought to my attention.

I would be lying if I said I didn't feel bad for his dumb ass, but he deserves every bit of loneliness he has, LMAO.

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know, right? Call it a day, we're never going to get anything better than that.

HHAHAHAH No, I did too! I think it's kind of even sadder that he brings everything on himself. :|

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

just so you know, I love you already.

it is...... but I usually pretend to think he's awful and irredeemable in public so that I don't look like I want sympathy for him, whoops. for the record, I think he is awful and irredeemable but he is my baby so. I SHOULD JUST NOT LEAVE THIS COMMENT WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

BUT SIR

YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

Lololol omg i know, Angie ...was the one who originally got me to have some sympathy for him. And yeah, it's hard. Sometimes you feel like you love Izaya for all the wrong reasons (like how you DO think he's a total asswipe and you also think he's embarrassing and pathetic... and deserves it all ...but it's still pitiful and sad) and you don't want to look like a biased fangirl that woobifies him so I WILL GO ON THE RECORD AND ALSO SAY THAT HE IS A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON.

Thatwelove...

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

I FEEL LIKE I'VE

KNOWN YOU MY WHOLE LIFE!!

LMAFDKSLFL this exactly. all the screaming and "MY BABY!!!!!" is reserved for plurk. I have an endless soft spot for bad people in fiction, this is just the facts.

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Oh well, sign me up for a lifelong friendship then. /meets you on a rooftop where you call me boring and ugly and scare me out of suicide

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

oh SOUNDS GOOD. :')

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Don't show off those dainty wrists to me.

Especially not in a dark alley like this.

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

oh.........

I love that icon, it's like his HAY GURL HAY pose.

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Izaya's limp wrists remind me of someone.

Hmm.

Perhaps someone who has a deadpan secretary/assistant too.

Who could it be?

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

LMFAO WHYYYYYYYYYYY SCREAMS HE IS 21 FOREVER HE IS 21 FOREVER

BLOCKS THIS FROM MY MEMORY

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Hey does Izaya shop at












Forever 21?? (http://www.forever21.com/)




I pray I am the first one to ever make that joke at you and think it's clever. If anyone has gotten to it before me...

[stuello.livejournal.com]

HE IS NOT TERRIBLE HE HAS ASPERGERS LEAVE HIM ALONE

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Angie stop reading badfic...

[stuello.livejournal.com]

No one writes about aspergers anyway... It's in the books, okay.

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Chane will be prepared for having triplets!

[stuello.livejournal.com]

I don't understand...

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

god

[stuello.livejournal.com]

JUST SO YOU KNOW, you're not alone, as I want to hug Izaya forever.

I'm so shameless, I don't care, I baby Izaya everywhere I go. Well, I'm only on LJ, BUT YEAH I BABY AWAY IDGAF.

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

LMFAO OH NO I SHOULDN'T HAVE ADVERTISED MY GROSS FEELINGS glad to know it's not just me o///o

[stuello.livejournal.com]

LMAO, NO I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT ALONE IN FEELING SORRY FOR HIM. I like, linked Tati the hotpot party novel snippet and forced her to baww with me. WHY MUST... I FORCE SOMEONE? WHEN IT IS SO BAW-WORTHY?

Also, wtf, he says he had a normal childhood, and his parents were always gone? THAT'S NOT NORMAL, IZAYA LMAO.

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

YOU DIDN'T FORCE ME I THOUGHT IT WAS SAD I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE AND FUNNY TOO

GAWD I HATE YOU

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

LMFAOFDLKSJ YEAH all my friends constantly pick on him and I just sob quietly in the corner because as right as they are . . . . . . . my feelings reign supreme

LFDK YUP it's like totally normal, dontcha know? ask anyone!!

[stuello.livejournal.com]

Match

And... omg, see, I would fight them. Because I know everyone out there feels sorry for Izaya, but like to cover it up with jokes because they feel awkward about feeling sorry for a guy who screws everyone over. For this reason, I will fight. I WILL CONQUER.

Izaya needs therapy. Claire will give it to him by hugging him, then shoving him in the mud and telling him no one likes him.

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

HU HU

LMAO I just take the abuse in stride. maybe I'm a little bit of a masochist, idk. some people just straight up hate him and I get that, he is a pretty despicable guy.

oh....I am not sure that will work but he is free to try.