oh sup . . .

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

hello, Paradisa! my name is Aki and I am new to this game, bringing you Izaya Orihara from Durarara!!

for those not familiar with his canon-- Izaya is an information broker in Ikebukuro who really, really loves humans. in fact, he loves them so much that he wants to understand their inner workings and thus, takes them apart. and by takes them apart I mean destroys lives. (IZAYA ORIHARA IS A LIFE RUINER. HE RUINS LIVES.) that being said, his biggest motivations are a.) keeping himself entertained, and b.) causing conflict with the goal of awakening a severed Dullahan head that will guarantee him entrance to Valhalla ()-- though the second will be mostly irrelevant here without a Celty.

I look forward to threading with alla y'all. :} I'm thinking I'll intro tomorrow but I am unpredictable SO HAHAHHAH WHO KNOWS, FLIES OFF

Comments

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

I FEEL LIKE I'VE

KNOWN YOU MY WHOLE LIFE!!

LMAFDKSLFL this exactly. all the screaming and "MY BABY!!!!!" is reserved for plurk. I have an endless soft spot for bad people in fiction, this is just the facts.

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Oh well, sign me up for a lifelong friendship then. /meets you on a rooftop where you call me boring and ugly and scare me out of suicide

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

oh SOUNDS GOOD. :')

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Don't show off those dainty wrists to me.

Especially not in a dark alley like this.

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

oh.........

I love that icon, it's like his HAY GURL HAY pose.

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Izaya's limp wrists remind me of someone.

Hmm.

Perhaps someone who has a deadpan secretary/assistant too.

Who could it be?

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

LMFAO WHYYYYYYYYYYY SCREAMS HE IS 21 FOREVER HE IS 21 FOREVER

BLOCKS THIS FROM MY MEMORY

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

Hey does Izaya shop at












Forever 21?? (http://www.forever21.com/)




I pray I am the first one to ever make that joke at you and think it's clever. If anyone has gotten to it before me...

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

LMFAO you have the honor of being the first and dear god, I hope not!!!!!!!!

[baillonner.livejournal.com]

I'm glancing up at the joke and it's just so unfunny that I'm going to disappear for a while. Goodbye, Aki, it was nice meeting you. I will be holed up in my laboratory, where I will be working on a time machine. I will go back in time to prevent myself from making that joke. I know the consequences might ...be severe. So if we never talk again I just wanted you to know that ...it was good. While it lasted. I have no regrets. Except the thing I'm going back in time for. I regret that which is why I'm obviously changing it.

[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

oh.........

well, I thought it was funny, LMAO but I laugh at everything so maybe that is a moot point. bon voyage, happy trails, godspeed???????????