a wild prince (re)appears!
Oct. 13th, 2011 12:03 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
SO, ONCE UPON A TIME... there was this loser named prince who played derps such as abel nightroad, guts, and the joker. said prince adored paradisa, but had to leave for a while -- but who the hell can quit this place? who would want to, i ask you.
thus, i have victoriously returned!! and bring with me a new character to wet my feet in the paradis... ian? waters again... to taste it's sweet, sweet nectar.

i bring you wilfred.
wilfred is a dog from the self-titled series on fx about a man (elijah wood) who tries to kill himself, fails, and then is paid a visit by his neighbor and her dog asking to dog-sit for the afternoon. ...except, he sees said dog as an australian man in a dog suit, while everyone else just sees a dog.
his loss in paradisa is that everyone can see and interact with him as a man -- but any sensor types or those in tune with species/nature/etc will be able to tell wilfred's all pooch. he's just special! this goes for all travelers... so if you're talking to wilfred in town, the townspeople are probably going to give you crazy looks. dude why are you talking to that labrador retriever. THEY KNEW TRAVELERS WERE WEIRD BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS.
he enjoys long walks on the beach, smoking pot, marking his territory, boobs, humping stuffed animals... and hogging the bed at night.
i apologize in advance for how doubtlessly ridiculous this is going to be. yet i'm not sorry at all.
you can reach me anytime at slowlierest on aim, or 5ing on plurk!! i've missed you guys like whoa i can't even... /CLUTCHES EVERYONE
thus, i have victoriously returned!! and bring with me a new character to wet my feet in the paradis... ian? waters again... to taste it's sweet, sweet nectar.

i bring you wilfred.
wilfred is a dog from the self-titled series on fx about a man (elijah wood) who tries to kill himself, fails, and then is paid a visit by his neighbor and her dog asking to dog-sit for the afternoon. ...except, he sees said dog as an australian man in a dog suit, while everyone else just sees a dog.
his loss in paradisa is that everyone can see and interact with him as a man -- but any sensor types or those in tune with species/nature/etc will be able to tell wilfred's all pooch. he's just special! this goes for all travelers... so if you're talking to wilfred in town, the townspeople are probably going to give you crazy looks. dude why are you talking to that labrador retriever. THEY KNEW TRAVELERS WERE WEIRD BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS.
he enjoys long walks on the beach, smoking pot, marking his territory, boobs, humping stuffed animals... and hogging the bed at night.
i apologize in advance for how doubtlessly ridiculous this is going to be. yet i'm not sorry at all.
you can reach me anytime at slowlierest on aim, or 5ing on plurk!! i've missed you guys like whoa i can't even... /CLUTCHES EVERYONE