paradisaooc | +1 talking pony

Sup peeps, TF here. Remember when I said I was cutting down my Paradisa load? Remember when I said I quit My Little Pony? Turns out both of those were horrific lies.

This is Cheese Sandwich, from the aforementioned pony show of doom. He's an accordion playing party planner with a lonely past, who makes it his business to make everyone around him happy; if they want to be or not. He's also a little unhinged from reality, occasionally believing he's in a Spaghetti Western and talking to his rubber chicken.

His canonpoint the end of S4E12 Pinkie Pride, and his loss is that he can't leave the castle grounds without someone accompanying him. Given he's a drifter who moves from place to place with only an inanimate object for company and that's the way he likes it, this is not going to be fun for him.

Oh and he's voiced by Weird Al Yankovic. No. Really. I'd say I'm sorry for inflicting him on you all, except that would be a horrific lie as well. I'll intro him ICly tomorrow when I'm feeling less braindead.

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/Hides all my grumpy characters who don't want to be happy, thank you very much.

There's no place to hide. No place to run.

THEY WILL TRY.

They just need to accept the magic of pony into their lives.

Conan refuses. Magic isn't real. And ponies are illogical.

Is too, and they are perfectly logical dude. Just ask the rubber chicken, he'll tell you.

Rubber chickens are not reliable sources.

They are so. They are all knowing.

Effy and Cheese Sandwich is now my OTP because talking to rubber chicken

They are gonna be besties. Or, you know, will be once Cheese accepts the magic of friendship into his life and all that jazz.

Boneless 2 is the best companion ok.