Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey

[paradisamods]

❤ VALENTINES PLOT ❤
❤ 14TH - 16th FEBRUARY ❤

Ah, Valentines Day, a time to love and be loved. Or be single and alone. Whichever floats your boat, really. As always, on the 14th, the castle will decorate itself for the occasion, going all out. The walls will become pink, there will be obnoxious heart shaped balloons everywhere , pink streamers, rose petals: the works. There will also be romantic violin music always in the background. Where did that even come from?

On the 14th of February, all residents will receive a heart shaped box full of chocolates and a a sad little cake. These have magical properties, which kick in when a resident eats them, with varying effects:

ღ Hazelnut – Make them serenade someone
ღ Caramel – Make them propose to someone
ღ Strawberry crème – Make them kiss the first person they see
ღ Ginger – Make them fall in love with someone
ღ Mint – Make them ask someone out on a date
ღ Orange crème – Make them spout corny pick up lines
ღ Double chocolate – Make them admit their true feelings to people (romantic or otherwise)

ღ A slice of Single Awareness Day cake - Makes them shun all romantic advancements and obsessively collect either live animals (bonus points if they're cats) or teddy bears

Characters eat as many or as few chocolates as they want, so they don’t have to pick just ONE effect if they want to play more. No matter how many are eaten, the cake and chocolates mysteriously replenish themselves. The effects will last until the 16th of February.

Feel free to use this post to plot thing out!

Comments

[originalcopy]

As hilarious as it would to make Church a victim of any of those (hooray for corny pick up lines!) he's probably going to miss it.

If you really want to prank him, I can get him back to the castle for at least the last day of the plot. Otherwise he's going to be out of the Castle for the duration.

Re: Empyreal Dragon's crew

[originalcopy]

Everyone already knows that Wash is secretly a crazy cat lady. :3

[secondchances]

sdgbiusdbg this can happen >)

[theabjectauthor]

ACCORDION SERENADE. YES. I need that in my life.

[lord_wizard]

I would love some shenanigans, bb. Pretty much any of the above is fine. Felix will be appalled at most of them, but that's part of the fun.

[ensorceler]

that i want. i want like burning. if she kneels will she still be taller than him

[ensorceler]

omg, lemony. you make a girl blush. she'll play the harp for you in return.

[ensorceler]

that's okay she'll just punch crowley into space. even if she didn't technically tell him who it is she's dating.

[ofhope]

WOW I HAVE NO CR WITH THIS GIRL but i love yukiko. this would be the most awkward way to introduce this cr by which i mean the best

[kungfuwitch]

You know it :D

[scoring]

awkward is the only way lbr

[ofhope]

y/y/cake?

[eat_me_beat_me]

proud to be a part of it

[scoring]

CAKE

but also y. did you have any particular sweet in mind?

[ofhope]

not really i kind of jumped on here spontaneously. i'm up for anything, though! whoops what is planning.

[scoring]

let's go with strawberry creme, then! that sounds cute.

[ofhope]

i just need to figure out a reason for josh to eat a stupid chocolate. he loves his sweets but he's not a newbie to para shenanigans. then again i don't exactly see him arguing if a random cute girl kisses him.

see what happens as soon as you're back jonesy. ridic hijinks.

[scinlae]

:3 exactly, all she needs to do is ask and morgana will give her all the kisses and love letters in the world

Re: Empyreal Dragon's crew

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You say that as though Wash needs help. He already has a cat.

And he's going to be wary as fuck of any castle Valentine's goodies thanks to the Valentine's hearts making him look like an idiot a previous year.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

We can have some fun with this. :D

They combination's enough to at least be slightly embarrassing. Not that Six would really care as much later.

[ol_northy]

I AM SUPER EXCITE.

TBH North won't care much either. He might apologize, though. And if they don't go on the date he'll totally honor it later... or at least offer. Nice guy :v

[sinsoftheblaze]

Is it bad that I'm trying to think of a way to shove all of these down their throats and lock them in a room for five hours?

I'm good with any of them too but if you're interested in the world's worst puppy love, Ginger sounds like fun too :D

[dontpatr0nizeme]

She kissed Maine under the influence of castle BS before. She's no stranger to it.

I think this will be a great CR starter.

[dupable]

AHAHA sounds beautifully ridiculous. I'm game for this.

[ol_northy]

DSJKHFLK LOL

Yeeees best way to start CR. Also to troll South tbh.