4 LOSSES RESULTING FROM STUPIDITY: NEWS AT 10

[wilder]

So once upon a time there were two bored, immature jerkwads who decided they were sick of winter. So sick of winter they started joking around about offering people for embarrassing losses in exchange for spring to come a month early.

Unfortunately, after a great amount of liquor digested turned simply joking around to actually carry out the maybe or maybe not practical joke (it was a lot of liquor, they don't really recall). And so they went and snagged a hermit from a tower (which btw everyone should be impressed they managed to kidnap a guy from a booby-trapped room while hammered) and a king of gnomelettes hobbit to try to persuade the castle to exchange losses for spring.

The Castle, being like haha don't tell me what to do, decided to smack all four of them with losses. And no, spring will not be coming early this year. Clearly they didn't have enough offerings.

So for the next however long we feel like it, Zelos, Ezio, Once-ler and Frodo will all be on losses. The losses are as followed:

Zelos will be reduced to about 3 or 4 inches tall. Because hey, he glows like Tinkerbell anyway. Ezio will regress to the mental age of 17, to prove to everyone that believe it or not, it's completely possible for him to be even more immature. Once-ler will regress down to the age before he ruined his life with his own hands (sorry I just spoiled a 40 year old book). Meaning he will not be hermiting, be optimistic and trying hard to sell his Thneed! He will remember all his CR. And Frodo will be stuck singing everything he says. With Rhyme. Pan must hate herself.

And that's it! Posts will be up either today or tomorrow!

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[wilder]

I know Pan is a cruel cruel fellow. POOR HOBBIT.