Paradisa Anniversary Quotes: Part VI in many

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Hi everyone! It's time for the sixth update in the Paradisa 6th Anniversary Quote Celebration! I'm covering for Yuff since her computer is being a jerk and malfunctioning on her, but don't worry, I and several other people totally have it covered!

Today's topics are: Meeting & Getting To Know Each Other, Planning, Technology & Other Items, and Music!

Enjoy!


MEETING & GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER

Allen: ..I think I recognize that handwriting...
Cross: Heh.
Allen: [transcribed screaming]

Hank Henshaw: What are you?
Eleven's TARDIS: I am sexy.

Zelos: Hi! Are you Dr. Gregory House, um you know...the one that's the stealer of souls and reaper of the innocent?
House: That depends. Are you here on behalf of Cross Marian's overactive testicles?

Ash: This is pretty weird, even for me.
Brock: Yeah ... I wish I could say I've seen weirder ...
Ash: Uh... ...I got shrunk once?
Brock: I punched a ghost once. [he actually ripped that ghost's arm off and beat him with it, but ... this is a child here. PG version!]
Ash: I was a ghost for about a day.
Brock: I crashed at Sasquatch's house for like three months.
Ash: ...What's a Sasquatch?
Brock: Uhhh it's like a mythical creature. The "missing link" or something ... it's a big ... thing in my world. People never see him. He's like a myth, lots of people don't think he's real. Except he's kind of ... in a relationship with this guy who used to work with me ...

Taokaka: BOOB~IE LADY~

Rose: [in Paris, still without her memories] I hope you do stop by. I bet I can make you... [She looks at him, really looks at him. For a moment it seems nearly silly, but the silly pulls away for just a moment. Hardly anything at all, but just a flash where her head tips to the side as if she's figured him out a bit. It's nothing too deep, hardly anything at all, but it's something.] I'll make you some tea. Great with a banana muffin.
Five: [it may be hardly anything at all, but still, suddenly he looks as though she's given him all the hope in the world. which she very well may have. Softly:] You know ... that sounds like just the thing.

Uru: KING ARTHUR?!
Arthur: [Ow, my ears. D: D:] ...Just figured that out, have you? Not quite King, yet. My father is the current ruler.
Uru: [ flailing ] You have a dad?! Gah-- of course you have a dad-- this is incredible! I'm sorry I must have been very disrespectful so far.
Uru: ...although I'm sorry but it sounds like Merlin really helped you out and you ought to give him a chance. [ oh god is she really talking about these legends as if they're real? wait uru. they ARE real. it's not impossible, remember? ]
Uru: Please don't kill me.

Joshua: Dramatic. Did anyone ever accuse you of being a hormonal teenager? You're certainly exhibiting the symptoms.
Asuka: Has anyone ever accused you of being an ass? Because you are.

Tony Stark: Well, there's a vaguely familiar voice. Hey there.
Patriot: That's... Wait-- Stark? You're here? Are you okay?
Tony Stark: Wow, that's about 1000% less hostility than I was expecting.
Patriot: I still think you're an asshole, if that's what's bothering you.
Tony Stark: Oh. Good to know, at least the world hasn't gone completely crazy.

Rory Gilmore: I'm Rory Gilmore. Schooling people of the castle one by one in stellar television.
Percy Jackson: I'm Percy Jackson, and... I fight really big monsters with a magic pen!

Harry Potter: NO! SIRIUS!
Fran Fine: Serious what?
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Fran Fine: Fran Fine. And who are you, Mister Screamy?
Harry Potter: Um. Who do you belong to, Fran Fine?
Fran Fine: Belong to? I will have you know that I don't belong to anyone, mister! Fran Fine is her own woman.... I do have a boss, though. Is that what you mean?

[After Jilly accuses him of signing her up for the auction]
Barney: What? Jilly, I’m wounded.
Jilly: And yet? I’m not wrong.
Barney: Yes you are! I had nothing to do with this one! [quickly filtering] The tetherball poles and rubber bands in Clone’s room, however….
Jilly: ……………………………Considering the conversation we were just having, I'm hoping this is completely unrelated.
Barney: [there's an awed silence, then, pleased] Wow. You really HAVE known me a while, now, haven't you.

Lana: I'm from Smallville, where rocks fall and everyone dies.

Luke: Travis.
Travis El Briefo: No no no no. I, EL BRIEFO LUCHADORE!!!!, am not this Travis. I, EL BRIEFO LUCHADORE!!!!, am El Briefo Luchadore.
Luke: What the hell happened to you!?
El Briefo: Eh? [Broken Spanish: Do you have Bisquick in your poodle's ear?] We do not understand...we have always been El Briefo.

Robin Hood: I know that people have told me my friends and I are some sort of legend around here. And I know they also got many, many things wrong about us as the stories were passed down. Especially about Marian. She's almost the complete opposite of what people have made her out to be.
Jr.: Legend? Marian? Don't tell me...!
Robin Hood: [recorded amused chuckle] Okay, I won't.
Jr: Can I have your autograph?!
Jr: Er, wait. You're Robin Hood right?

Haseo: First, what's a Yuu? Is that some kind of monster or something?

Travis Touchdown: My regular name is Commodore Fucking Awesome. And I'm back mother fuckers!

Naruto: I'm Naruto. It, er, sucks to meet you in this situation.

Donna: Hmmm... [Thoughtful look] Saturday night is usually solely dedicating Donna Time to somebody else. Sure, a lot of people have plans on the weekend, but a lot of people get left out! I like to spend the free time I have getting to know someone -- anyone, and treasuring my time with them. I get enough alone time on the weekdays with my work, so ... [deep breath, SMILE] I just love people! And humanity, really. I like being a shoulder to cry on ... [realizes she's talking a lot omg, stops]
Donna: ...Yeah. I like pillow fights! But I usually snort when I giggle too much, so it has to be with someone I'm very comfortable with!
Clark: [... pauses, leans forward a bit in his seat. Thanks, Donna, that rambling gave him time to check in with what's going on in the castle.] Are you nervous, or do you always talk this much?

Suetake Kenta: How cool, you even have an aibou! ... What's an aibou?

Misa: Kanda? Oh, is that your name when you wear dresses, Yuu Yuu?

Thief King Bakura: We're bonding over old times.
Miranda: "Bonding".
Thief King Bakura: Well. I left the toys back home. We're improvising.

Allen: Didn't we have to wake you up every time?
Komui: That is private information that should not be disclosed so easily!

Squall: And the "real villain" is?
Evangeline: Isn't it obvious?
Squall: No.
Evangeline: Me, of course.
Squall: That's convincing.
Evangeline: I'm the vampire Evangeline, Apostle of Destruction, and evil mage without equal!
Evangeline: I'll forgive your insolence this time.

Brook: AAAAAAH!!! IT'S THE ALIEN!!!!
Uru: What?!
Brook: Don't abduct me! I'm not that interesting...Well, aside being a talking skeleton!
Brook: Ah, wait, I probably shouldn't mention that. SO FORGET THAT I DID!


PLANNING

Booster & Wally:
CITIZENS OF PARADISA.
I, Fool's Gold, and my accomplice, Streaker, have kidnapped two of your precious residents who go by the names of Peach and Parker. PP FOR SHORT.
We will be picking victims at random, WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, and resistance is futile. And besides, the more you resist, the more we want you!!
[wally's voice from the background] LAUGH AFTER YOU SAY THAT.
I WAS GOING TO. YOU RUINED THE MOMENT.
[wally's voice from the background] MICHAEL SAY "YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR BLONDES AGAIN." SAY BLONDES 'CUZ THEY'RE BOTH BLONDE, OKAY?
I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN! YOU ALREADY GOT TO DO YOURS. And stop calling me that.
Paradisa, know our reign of terror! FEAR FOR YOUR LIVES EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY, YOU COULD BE NEXT.
You will never catch us, Ah ha ha ha!

Deadpool: So. Does someone have a plan or are we all doomed? I really hope it's not doom. I don't have space in my schedule for doom right now.

Clark, on the "Team Deathmatch" loss: Sometimes I feel like Shayera and Dante just don't understand me. They don't know who I really am, but maybe 'cuz I've never explained
Clark: I was abandoned by my parents in Hollywood... I was starving... even a basket of baseballs looked good enough to eat... I tried to steal them but they caught me, so they tied me up and hung me from a tree, and I cried and cried myself to sleep...
Clark: But I woke up to see some kids watching a movie on a screen... it was so inspiring! It was a movie about a Kryptonian who lived the good life, a life full of ice cream and fried chicken and LOVE... I knew what I had to do... GO WEST, YOUNG CLARK!

Gary: I DO NOT WANT TO BE RESPECTABLE. THEY SHOULD FEAR ME.
York: ...iPod, Gary. Nobody fears an iPod.
Gary: THEY WILL NEVER SEE ME COMING.

Maito Gai: I'M RUNNING AWAY AND I'M NOT COMING BACK. YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND OR DO ANYTHING TO STOP ME. WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN, I'M NOT REALLY ONE TO SAY WHAT YOU CAN AND CAN'T DO. BUT I MEAN, MY INTENTIONS ARE PRETTY STRONG, AND SO I REALLY THINK YOU CAN'T STOP ME. YOU COULD PROVE ME WRONG, I DON'T KNOW.

Wybie: I don't know, I'm just eleven. I'm not planning on delving into the mysteries of the human mind until I'm at least sixteen.

Tao: Hey hey, where's your mask?
Tobi: I don't need it anymore. My plans to gain the trust of several individuals is over...and no my TRUE goals can be set in motion. [read: he has no goals but he's pretty sure he's supposed to.]
Tobi: Plus, I accidentally stepped on it when I was getting out of bed this morning.

Mr. H: Evil summits do not count as "staying out of trouble."

Lavi: Run?
Allen: That's your plan? That's a bad plan.

Sokka: Toph, did you get into my potions again?
Toph: Sokka, you don't have potions!

Hiroshi: Distraction in a time of post-crisis = good idea, okay?

Spike: Things To Do Before I Die (Again):
- Motivational speech, causing half the castle to want to kill me Check. Surprisingly little killing involved.
- Get so drunk that remembering own name becomes difficult Check.
- Create the best sandwich ever
- ?

Almaz: You'll all be happy to hear that you won't be able to play your little arcade games any more! Um, I hope it's not too inconvenient, because you know, you can always play games in your room like I always do, and....[trails off]


...WHAT?

Kotarou: Sephiroth is building a playground?

Wheatley: [He puts his elbow on the bar, and rests his head in his hand, looking at the bartender.] Six gay lawyers. On the table. Now.

Lucy Saxon: There's a dead sloth under my tree again.

Giselle: ...I'm delicious! No one should be this delicious!

Amaterasu: Hello? [Can someone actually read this?] Waka, are you there? Wakawakawakawakawakawaka—

Hachi: NO ROLLING HACHI.

Kenzi: Yo! What the Fig Newton are you doing?

Delirium: Because we're not sleeping and taste good with ketchup~

Suzumiya Haruhi: Of course there's always that worst case scenario where they want to use your head to lay their eggs and their spawn burst out of your skull. But how often does that happen?
Squall: Is that a rhetorical question?
Suzumiya Haruhi: It's not like aliens have ever laid eggs in my head.

Haseo: It's just a game. Quit your whining.

Equius: CAPTOR, NEPETA!? WHAT TIDDLY WINKS IS THIS? NEPETA, OFF YOU ME GOSHDARNED FELINE FINAGLER! [Flailing, arms as far from Nepeta as they can be.] CAPTOR, GET YOUR SCRAWNY TUSH BACK HERE!

Diva: I popped his head on the wall.
Just kidding.
Just kidding about just kidding.
Just kidding about not just kidding about kidding about I forget. No joking is allowed.



TECHNOLOGY & OTHER ITEMS

Eva: You're stuck in a magical, kidnapping castle...
And you blog.
Really?

Booster: TED! TED... YOUR KID BUILT A FREAKING ROBOT! ... OUT OF AN IPOD.
[machinery sounds, and ... laser sounds, a yelp, and then the sound of things being knocked down]
WITH LASERS!!

[During Leap Day]
Luna: [convinced the events are Discord's fault] Burn it.
Spike: The monster is made out of books, if I burn it, Twilight will kill me. She will literally kill me.
Luna: Then what wilt thou do? Reshelve it?

Clark: I can't imagine what they'd have to sing about.
Cordelia: "Who the hell knows? The joys of being a sock drawer?

Lemony: Mementos are very precious things, after all, no matter how unorthodox and prone to shedding they may be.

Rin:What's a camera?
Zexion: It's a machine you use to take photographs. I'd show you, but you'd probably take it everywhere and annoy me with it.

Misa: DON'T ATTACK THE CARS!!!! You'll get arrested! Or hit by one!!!
Arthur: ...Misa? I will not be arrested for defending myself against...These horrible beasts!
Misa: They're not monsters, they're just cars!
I mean, I guess they can kill you... if you stand in front of one, so DON'T DO THAT OKAY!!
They're just something you ride around in to get from one place to another!!! Those people think you're psycho!!!

Naruto: If I was an invisible time machine, where would I be?

Maladict: I think you'd find people do random stupid crap everywhere. We just don't have microwaves.

Shiki Misaki:
[She turns a little away so there's a space where she can direct her next sentence to the castle itself.] I wish for a wheelchair. A really nice one, too!
[And, lo and behold... a crappy wheelchair, and a really pretty model of the number 1 pop into existence!!]

Allen: I-It's just your machines have a track record of being really painful, sir!
Komui: That's because you don't appreciate them properly, Allen! My machines are perfectly normal...

Komui: My machines don't go after people. Unless provoked. Or given coffee. Or - you know what, they just don't.

Mark: Well, if the Channel comes on, the TV comes on, right? I mean, it's impossible to get a broadcast signal without electrical current.
Adachi: Not if it's a supernatural occurrence.
Mark: If you're holding a flashlight under your face right now, dude, I'm'a hunt you down and smack you with it.

Harry: BIG SURPRISE! The microwave blew up. AGAIN.

Deadpool: What kinda of boy are you where grafting guns on yourself is a bad idea? You are a shame to your gender.

Joshua: [over text message] About my voice mail... I do have a reputation to maintain. :)
Neku: What reputation? Being an ass?

Lavi, when Haseo believes this is a game: ... Uh-huh. That'd mean I got a unit in the first place.
Haseo: So... what. You pirated the software?

Haseo: Ugh... Heart emotes.

Haseo: If the coffee machine attacks you, that would be the time to give up the stuff.

Beat: ... Phones, you hidin' in a book?

Beat: ... Cell book? The hell's with that?

Much: The marcrowive nearly took off Allan's head!


MUSIC

Barney: ... Also, whoever keeps singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star through the journals, all morning? Quit it. And whoever's directly above me on the 8th floor really needs to stop dragging whatever-it-is around the floor. It isn't just annoying, it's creepy. Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.

Martel: [The Green Musical Trio, they shall be known as. And they will be the best guitar-panpipe-accordion band ever know.]
Lemony: [the very best. everyone will want hoodies. they'll need a logo. maybe it could be something that embodies all their collective angst with a dash of irrationally indomitable spirit.
whatever that would be.
anyway, he's picking up the rhythm guitar part, because that's nice and easy to do with an accordion, and riffing a few flourishes here and there. but not too many, because the perfect jam means everyone gets a chance to show off.]
The Once-ler: [Perhaps a Double Rainbow Honey Badger would be the answer. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? DOES ANYONE CARE?! Awww yeah, have a rockin' few strums on his guitar. It's so nice to be able to jam ]

Kyon's Son: Try it! Upload country music!
Delta's Son, Gary: NO. I DO NOT WISH TO FRY MY OWN CIRCUITS WITH MARIAH CAREY. I CANNOT IMAGINE A WORSE DEATH.

Tenth: Oh, come on, you could've picked something better than Madonna.
Joshua: I could have, but what kind of reaction would I have gotten then?

Barney: Rule Number One, Clone. Singing is sexy. Think boy bands. Think Enrique Inglesias. Think Elvis, Ol' Blue Eyes, Michael Buble, Tom Jones - back before he was creepy. Think John Barrowman! Wait. He's gay. But you get the point, right?

Bella: Shouldn't it sound something like 'My name is Bella and I've lip synced to Madonna since I was five'?

Delta's Son, Gary: TRUST A MEATBAG NOT TO SEE THE HORROR OF COUNTRY MUSIC.
Delta: Stop it, Gary. Music taste is subjective. Not everyone likes "CAKE".
Delta's Son, Gary: THAT IS UNTRUE. EVERYONE LIKES CAKE. MOTHER SAID SO.

That is all for today! See you all tomorrow!