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Paradisa Annivesary Quotes: Part II of MANY
Hi everyone! It's time for the second update in the Paradisa 6th Anniversary Quote Celebration! Yay!
Today's topics are: Redemption & Apologies, Friendship, Losses, Death and Power!
Enjoy!
REDEMPTION & APOLOGIES
Janitor: Want a chance to redeem yourself? Meet me on the first floor with a garbage bag, fishing line, peanut butter and a pair of tongs.
Delysia: You're right, you're right. I promise not to remind you of that anymore. If I do it again, you can... [grins, and leans a bit closer] You can spank me.
Jun: ...
Delysia: Or however you want to punish me is fine, too. [wide eyes] You can even use the whip if you'd like.
Jun: It's not a punishment when you like it in the first place.
Delysia: I can pretend not to like it when you do it, but just know that it's only an act.
Yuugi: I'll make sure you regret it!
Thief King Bakura: You're right I... False alarm. It was indigestion. I'm sure the regret is forthcoming.
FRIENDSHIP
Willow: [right then. She's still holding the doorknob. What is she supposed to say here?] Billy?
Billy/Dr Horrible: [looks back at her? one hand lingering on the edge of the doorway, not quite having detached and floated all the way into the hallway, yet]
Willow: Don't get bit again, ok? [she actually breaks his gaze, only to look up again] I sort of like you the way you are.
Billy/Dr Horrible: ...I won't.
[hesitates, as if going to say more, but there is shuffling going on further up the hall and he glances back. When he looks back, he's got those sorry eyes again.]
Bye, Willow.
[and he's off and jogging down the hall, ducking into the shadows and hurrying down the stairs]
Willow: [she was still standing there to see him look back.
And she was still there a full minute after that.
It was another minute still, before the door finally, softly closed]
Bye Billy.
Fifth Doctor: I do wish my friends would stop trying to kill each other.
Chizuru: Kuma-chan... was one of the nicest people I've met here! And one of the prettiest girls! E-even if she was only a B-c-cuuuup!!
Nepeta: The Dog and the Fox was good, but they were supposed to be friends furever! [SNIIIIIIIFF.] The dog was just doing what it was trained to do! It wasn't anything purrsonal, you know? But the fox still got so sad and they weren't friends anymore. I mean, he told him that he was a hunter but the fox was all [Her tone dips low] "No I'm a fox, I do what I want" and they both got in trouble and it was just... pawful.
Gaara: ... I suppose you were trying to help a friend. But I will not kiss any more boys.
Brock: I think so. But, uh, so I wanted to ask you a question about that. I'd like it if you were my best [man????? lady??? vampire????????] ... person. In the wedding.
Maladict: ...What? Like the person who makes sure you get to the church on time and that you don't screw anything up, like say the wrong name or lose the rings or wake up naked in a field of cows?
Ino: Why don't you throw Crowley in the fountain? That'd be way more fun.
Guts: I don't count Crowley amongst my friends, but I might consider it.
Ino: Yeah, but it would be fun. His sunglasses might even fall off.
Guts: Heaven forbid. [lol get it]
Ino: [makes like a 'pfffft' noise] That was so bad it was good.
Once-ler: [Because god forbid someone would want to wallow in their own misery when there was FRIENDSHIP to be had.]
Bella: Why are you ... throwing a party with Jacob?
Edward: If you want we can kick out Jake. He's kind of a buzzkill.
Jacob: Fuck that, bro. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?
Edward: What the fuck, bro. She was totally gonna fall for it.
Bella: I can see this, you know.
Allen, to Sai: If you never mention Naruto's dick again where I can see it, I'll consider being friends.
Billy: (interrupting a conversation about magic) I… missed something.
Willow: We missed you.
Jilly: There was a lot of missing going on.
Kanda: SCRW YOU
Miranda: We miss you too.
Miwako: Is Kanda a boss monster??
Allen: Boss monster? Eh, I don't think so. He's with us, so I guess you could say he's a good monster!
LOSSES
Yugito: These are amusing, if unpredictable, occurrences, are they not?
Yolei: Amusing like a root canal.
Buffy: You got amnesia again or something?
Future!Peter: No.
Buffy: Soo... this is... you just having a special day?
Valentine: Ten? Ten? Bloody hell, you aren't dying, are you?
Tenth Doctor: VALENTINE, I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A HOMOSAPIEN.
Valentine: WELL, IF IT IS ANY CONSOLATION, AT LEAST YOU WERE NOT TURNED INTO A SLUG.
Kermit: That was ... one of those loss things, wasn't it?
Spike: Noooot exactly. More like a dragon thing. I didn't know about it 'til then, though.
Kermit: But Spike, said the frog, going for tact and sensitivity... HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO A GIANT DRAGON WITH A REALLY BAD TEMPER AND STICKY FINGERS?!
Church, upon identifying girl!York: Dude, warn a guy or something!
Willow: What exactly have you gotten yourself into?
Xander (stuck in Cordelia’s body): ...do I sound like anyone else you know?
Willow: [it sinks in] You got yourself into Cordelia?? [wait...] You know what? I never said that. Forget that I ever said that. Or pictured it.
Parker, after having turned into her favorite thing, MONEY: Maybe for your next loss you'll turn into a painting.
Sophie: You mean like that movie-- walking about from painting to painting, traveling between each and being restricted only to frames?
Parker: I meant being an actual painting, but your way sounds a lot more fun. Especially if you walk into one with surrealism.
Sophie: I don't think Dali would appreciate me being in his works, however.
Parker: You'd probably make the value of whatever painting you land in skyrocket.
Sophie: And you'd steal me away, wouldn't you?
Parker: Before you even went on display.
DEATH
Zelman: So what's the cap-off limit for secret-keeping, then?
Joshua: Depends on how many you'd like dead.
Zelman: I'm shooting for a dozen.
Joshua: In your case, then, thirteen.
Barney:So, hey, in case anyone else needs to know ... Ted Mosby's gone
Crowley: Are you sure? Because if there was anyone in this place that was a perfect target for a serial killer, well...
Faith: Best start running. Think you can preach from six under?
Abel: I'll face my fate like a man!
Abel: ...Pleasedon'tkillme!
[When Joshua asked in an entry if you would let five men die, or kill one man from an oncoming train]
Joshua: You would close your eyes and let fate choose its course?
Grif: Dude, I don't think I'd even close my eyes. How often do you see a bunch of guys get run over by a train? That's pretty intense.
Azrael/Death: AND THE OVERWEIGHT INDIVIDUAL OF THAT MASS WOULD NOT BE LONG FOR THE WORLD TO BEGIN WITH. SO IT WOULD BE A STRAIGHT SIX.
Joshua: Might I suggest pushing the man shortly after the train passes?
Azrael/Death: NO.
Joshua: Food for thought, ladies and gentlemen: We are all going to die.
Discuss.
Rin:What movie?
Dr. Venture: I don't even remember what it was called. The Happenstance, I think. People kept dropping dead like some kind of suicide epidemic. And it turned out it was because of - are you ready for this? - EVIL PSYCHIC TREES.
Rin:...Why were they evil?
Rin:Was it because of traumatic events that took place when they were saplings?
Cross: Too sick to reach the wine... It's all over. [a sneeze]
Cordelia: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure someone's about to find a dead body or something.
Spike (BTVS): [To Peter] You're not one've those blokes with a death wish, are you?
Wheatley: What's a good way to... no no...the best way, well to put it blatantly...Murder someone?
Zelman: That depends. Are you looking for quick, or satisfying?
Lavi: You're serious about all this, huh.
Sandman!Death: I'd say deathly serious, but that's so cliché it's not funny.
Lavi: Let's say you're Death - how come I'm talking to you here? You're not gonna tell me my time's up, right?
Death: Let's say that I am. And we're talking because I love you. Of course, I love everyone I meet, and I meet everyone. ♥
Miranda: They really ought to get out more....and at least you won't have died in vain!
Lavi: Well, I was kinda hoping not to die at all, but I guess that's a pretty good way of looking at it.
Sora: KILL ME?! What are you? A villain?
Misa: Are YOU a villain?!
Mark/Hard Harry: Yeah, the way I figure, I'll just ... let everyone else go get dirty, and when they get back, I'll help 'em put things together. Sure, it makes me kind of an ass...? But I'm a live ass. And that's kind of important, f'you ask me. I've heard what some people've said about their little two-week vacations, and I don't have any desire to go on one any time soon.
Felix: Good. It will save me the trouble of having to decorate your tombstone, and nobody wants those things in their graveyard, Mark, trust me.
Travis: [Still sobbing. It's really sad] Are you there God? It's me...Travis. Why hath thou forsaken me in my hour of need?
Spike: Didn't you hear me? HE DOESN'T EXIST!
Reno: [finishes pulling out the glass shards] We already established there ain't a God, Travis. Personally I wonder if you killed him.
Travis: Oh my God...I KILLED GOD! I'm the worst monster that ever monster'd! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
Once-ler: Naw, it's nice to hear some music and find out what's going on in the castle. You're a prince among men to us shut-ins.
Mark: Hey, I try, I try. Careful, though, if my head gets too big I won't be able to make kitchen runs.
Once-ler: And then we'll all starve. And some little critters will make furniture out of our bones. And sit on it....And have lovely dinners.
Mark: .............. Dude. You had a BIG bowl of Morbid-Os for breakfast this morning, didn't you.
Yami no Yuugi: ... Death just hugged me. I'm not sure how I should cope with this.
Beat: So you can't die and stay dead?!
Axel: Tell me if you get someone to drop dead at fifteen paces from snark alone.
POWER
Lavi: So you're not invincible, huh.
Cross: Come here and we'll see.
Peter: I am a warrior of truth, justice, and deep scrubbing action!!
House: Good morning, brothers and sisters! For too long we have lived under the yoke of those who would think themselves our betters. Who would strip from us our right to a good night's sleep. Who would have us wait on them for shifts of 24, 36, even 48 hours with no consideration for our needs!
Well, I'm here to say no more! Because from today, I declare, I say, I do declare that this clinic is a free and independent state!
[ There's a dull, rumbling sound. House stops when he feels something heavy around his head. Heavy and cold and vaguely metallic.
It didn't.
It did.
Oh, shit. ]
...And I want sixty-six female virgin human guards!
[ A beat. ]
At least give me six.
[ Another beat. ]
Really? You get me a crown and no guards? Are you trying to cast me as the next Louis XVI?
Zuko: ...Firebending?
Maya: ... That's kind of a weird name.
Zuko: Weird?? What's weird about it?
Maya: Well it's not like you're bending the fire in half. Why not call it... Firestarting, or something?
Zuko: Because-- [how to explain] Bending doesn't start anything. It manipulates what is already there.
Maya: [kind of tries to look behind him, like he's hiding a lighter] I don't see any fire.
Zuko: For fire, it's inside. The warmth inside the body.
Maya: But that's not 'bending' it, more like... squeezing it out?
Zuko: [just... incredulous for a minute] No, it's bending-- there is no squeezing!
Sylar: It's not a completely useless ability.
Peter: Yes. I can see how melting a coffee pot could come in handy.
Sylar: I'll just be over here. Accidentally decimating the castle.
Leondias: I WILL BRING MY COURAGE, MY STRENGTH, AND MY SWORD. THAT IS ALL I NEED.
That's all for today! Seeya all tomorrow!
Today's topics are: Redemption & Apologies, Friendship, Losses, Death and Power!
Enjoy!
REDEMPTION & APOLOGIES
Janitor: Want a chance to redeem yourself? Meet me on the first floor with a garbage bag, fishing line, peanut butter and a pair of tongs.
Delysia: You're right, you're right. I promise not to remind you of that anymore. If I do it again, you can... [grins, and leans a bit closer] You can spank me.
Jun: ...
Delysia: Or however you want to punish me is fine, too. [wide eyes] You can even use the whip if you'd like.
Jun: It's not a punishment when you like it in the first place.
Delysia: I can pretend not to like it when you do it, but just know that it's only an act.
Yuugi: I'll make sure you regret it!
Thief King Bakura: You're right I... False alarm. It was indigestion. I'm sure the regret is forthcoming.
FRIENDSHIP
Willow: [right then. She's still holding the doorknob. What is she supposed to say here?] Billy?
Billy/Dr Horrible: [looks back at her? one hand lingering on the edge of the doorway, not quite having detached and floated all the way into the hallway, yet]
Willow: Don't get bit again, ok? [she actually breaks his gaze, only to look up again] I sort of like you the way you are.
Billy/Dr Horrible: ...I won't.
[hesitates, as if going to say more, but there is shuffling going on further up the hall and he glances back. When he looks back, he's got those sorry eyes again.]
Bye, Willow.
[and he's off and jogging down the hall, ducking into the shadows and hurrying down the stairs]
Willow: [she was still standing there to see him look back.
And she was still there a full minute after that.
It was another minute still, before the door finally, softly closed]
Bye Billy.
Fifth Doctor: I do wish my friends would stop trying to kill each other.
Chizuru: Kuma-chan... was one of the nicest people I've met here! And one of the prettiest girls! E-even if she was only a B-c-cuuuup!!
Nepeta: The Dog and the Fox was good, but they were supposed to be friends furever! [SNIIIIIIIFF.] The dog was just doing what it was trained to do! It wasn't anything purrsonal, you know? But the fox still got so sad and they weren't friends anymore. I mean, he told him that he was a hunter but the fox was all [Her tone dips low] "No I'm a fox, I do what I want" and they both got in trouble and it was just... pawful.
Gaara: ... I suppose you were trying to help a friend. But I will not kiss any more boys.
Brock: I think so. But, uh, so I wanted to ask you a question about that. I'd like it if you were my best [man????? lady??? vampire????????] ... person. In the wedding.
Maladict: ...What? Like the person who makes sure you get to the church on time and that you don't screw anything up, like say the wrong name or lose the rings or wake up naked in a field of cows?
Ino: Why don't you throw Crowley in the fountain? That'd be way more fun.
Guts: I don't count Crowley amongst my friends, but I might consider it.
Ino: Yeah, but it would be fun. His sunglasses might even fall off.
Guts: Heaven forbid. [lol get it]
Ino: [makes like a 'pfffft' noise] That was so bad it was good.
Once-ler: [Because god forbid someone would want to wallow in their own misery when there was FRIENDSHIP to be had.]
Bella: Why are you ... throwing a party with Jacob?
Edward: If you want we can kick out Jake. He's kind of a buzzkill.
Jacob: Fuck that, bro. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?
Edward: What the fuck, bro. She was totally gonna fall for it.
Bella: I can see this, you know.
Allen, to Sai: If you never mention Naruto's dick again where I can see it, I'll consider being friends.
Billy: (interrupting a conversation about magic) I… missed something.
Willow: We missed you.
Jilly: There was a lot of missing going on.
Kanda: SCRW YOU
Miranda: We miss you too.
Miwako: Is Kanda a boss monster??
Allen: Boss monster? Eh, I don't think so. He's with us, so I guess you could say he's a good monster!
LOSSES
Yugito: These are amusing, if unpredictable, occurrences, are they not?
Yolei: Amusing like a root canal.
Buffy: You got amnesia again or something?
Future!Peter: No.
Buffy: Soo... this is... you just having a special day?
Valentine: Ten? Ten? Bloody hell, you aren't dying, are you?
Tenth Doctor: VALENTINE, I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A HOMOSAPIEN.
Valentine: WELL, IF IT IS ANY CONSOLATION, AT LEAST YOU WERE NOT TURNED INTO A SLUG.
Kermit: That was ... one of those loss things, wasn't it?
Spike: Noooot exactly. More like a dragon thing. I didn't know about it 'til then, though.
Kermit: But Spike, said the frog, going for tact and sensitivity... HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO A GIANT DRAGON WITH A REALLY BAD TEMPER AND STICKY FINGERS?!
Church, upon identifying girl!York: Dude, warn a guy or something!
Willow: What exactly have you gotten yourself into?
Xander (stuck in Cordelia’s body): ...do I sound like anyone else you know?
Willow: [it sinks in] You got yourself into Cordelia?? [wait...] You know what? I never said that. Forget that I ever said that. Or pictured it.
Parker, after having turned into her favorite thing, MONEY: Maybe for your next loss you'll turn into a painting.
Sophie: You mean like that movie-- walking about from painting to painting, traveling between each and being restricted only to frames?
Parker: I meant being an actual painting, but your way sounds a lot more fun. Especially if you walk into one with surrealism.
Sophie: I don't think Dali would appreciate me being in his works, however.
Parker: You'd probably make the value of whatever painting you land in skyrocket.
Sophie: And you'd steal me away, wouldn't you?
Parker: Before you even went on display.
DEATH
Zelman: So what's the cap-off limit for secret-keeping, then?
Joshua: Depends on how many you'd like dead.
Zelman: I'm shooting for a dozen.
Joshua: In your case, then, thirteen.
Barney:So, hey, in case anyone else needs to know ... Ted Mosby's gone
Crowley: Are you sure? Because if there was anyone in this place that was a perfect target for a serial killer, well...
Faith: Best start running. Think you can preach from six under?
Abel: I'll face my fate like a man!
Abel: ...Pleasedon'tkillme!
[When Joshua asked in an entry if you would let five men die, or kill one man from an oncoming train]
Joshua: You would close your eyes and let fate choose its course?
Grif: Dude, I don't think I'd even close my eyes. How often do you see a bunch of guys get run over by a train? That's pretty intense.
Azrael/Death: AND THE OVERWEIGHT INDIVIDUAL OF THAT MASS WOULD NOT BE LONG FOR THE WORLD TO BEGIN WITH. SO IT WOULD BE A STRAIGHT SIX.
Joshua: Might I suggest pushing the man shortly after the train passes?
Azrael/Death: NO.
Joshua: Food for thought, ladies and gentlemen: We are all going to die.
Discuss.
Rin:What movie?
Dr. Venture: I don't even remember what it was called. The Happenstance, I think. People kept dropping dead like some kind of suicide epidemic. And it turned out it was because of - are you ready for this? - EVIL PSYCHIC TREES.
Rin:...Why were they evil?
Rin:Was it because of traumatic events that took place when they were saplings?
Cross: Too sick to reach the wine... It's all over. [a sneeze]
Cordelia: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure someone's about to find a dead body or something.
Spike (BTVS): [To Peter] You're not one've those blokes with a death wish, are you?
Wheatley: What's a good way to... no no...the best way, well to put it blatantly...Murder someone?
Zelman: That depends. Are you looking for quick, or satisfying?
Lavi: You're serious about all this, huh.
Sandman!Death: I'd say deathly serious, but that's so cliché it's not funny.
Lavi: Let's say you're Death - how come I'm talking to you here? You're not gonna tell me my time's up, right?
Death: Let's say that I am. And we're talking because I love you. Of course, I love everyone I meet, and I meet everyone. ♥
Miranda: They really ought to get out more....and at least you won't have died in vain!
Lavi: Well, I was kinda hoping not to die at all, but I guess that's a pretty good way of looking at it.
Sora: KILL ME?! What are you? A villain?
Misa: Are YOU a villain?!
Mark/Hard Harry: Yeah, the way I figure, I'll just ... let everyone else go get dirty, and when they get back, I'll help 'em put things together. Sure, it makes me kind of an ass...? But I'm a live ass. And that's kind of important, f'you ask me. I've heard what some people've said about their little two-week vacations, and I don't have any desire to go on one any time soon.
Felix: Good. It will save me the trouble of having to decorate your tombstone, and nobody wants those things in their graveyard, Mark, trust me.
Travis: [Still sobbing. It's really sad] Are you there God? It's me...Travis. Why hath thou forsaken me in my hour of need?
Spike: Didn't you hear me? HE DOESN'T EXIST!
Reno: [finishes pulling out the glass shards] We already established there ain't a God, Travis. Personally I wonder if you killed him.
Travis: Oh my God...I KILLED GOD! I'm the worst monster that ever monster'd! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
Once-ler: Naw, it's nice to hear some music and find out what's going on in the castle. You're a prince among men to us shut-ins.
Mark: Hey, I try, I try. Careful, though, if my head gets too big I won't be able to make kitchen runs.
Once-ler: And then we'll all starve. And some little critters will make furniture out of our bones. And sit on it....And have lovely dinners.
Mark: .............. Dude. You had a BIG bowl of Morbid-Os for breakfast this morning, didn't you.
Yami no Yuugi: ... Death just hugged me. I'm not sure how I should cope with this.
Beat: So you can't die and stay dead?!
Axel: Tell me if you get someone to drop dead at fifteen paces from snark alone.
POWER
Lavi: So you're not invincible, huh.
Cross: Come here and we'll see.
Peter: I am a warrior of truth, justice, and deep scrubbing action!!
House: Good morning, brothers and sisters! For too long we have lived under the yoke of those who would think themselves our betters. Who would strip from us our right to a good night's sleep. Who would have us wait on them for shifts of 24, 36, even 48 hours with no consideration for our needs!
Well, I'm here to say no more! Because from today, I declare, I say, I do declare that this clinic is a free and independent state!
[ There's a dull, rumbling sound. House stops when he feels something heavy around his head. Heavy and cold and vaguely metallic.
It didn't.
It did.
Oh, shit. ]
...And I want sixty-six female virgin human guards!
[ A beat. ]
At least give me six.
[ Another beat. ]
Really? You get me a crown and no guards? Are you trying to cast me as the next Louis XVI?
Zuko: ...Firebending?
Maya: ... That's kind of a weird name.
Zuko: Weird?? What's weird about it?
Maya: Well it's not like you're bending the fire in half. Why not call it... Firestarting, or something?
Zuko: Because-- [how to explain] Bending doesn't start anything. It manipulates what is already there.
Maya: [kind of tries to look behind him, like he's hiding a lighter] I don't see any fire.
Zuko: For fire, it's inside. The warmth inside the body.
Maya: But that's not 'bending' it, more like... squeezing it out?
Zuko: [just... incredulous for a minute] No, it's bending-- there is no squeezing!
Sylar: It's not a completely useless ability.
Peter: Yes. I can see how melting a coffee pot could come in handy.
Sylar: I'll just be over here. Accidentally decimating the castle.
Leondias: I WILL BRING MY COURAGE, MY STRENGTH, AND MY SWORD. THAT IS ALL I NEED.
That's all for today! Seeya all tomorrow!