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Ahoy-hoy Paradisa!

...I feel I should make the effort and open with a Dick joke, but I think I exhausted them all last go around- wait, there's one in there somewhere.... no, no, okay, walking away.

Good first (second?) impression is a go!

So, I'm Sho, and I guess I'm next in what I can only assume is going to be a very long line of players who just couldn't quit you!

I'm bringing ~~sexy~~ Dick Grayson back. Which means, ladies & gentlmens, that Damian Wayne will once again have adult supervision. Oh yes. Batman is back and he is bringing the naughty step with him.

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YOU ALL FAILED. LANA'S ADOPTING DAMIAN.

FOREVER.

We're married so you can have joint custody. So hi!

Lana WOULD make an excellent momma.

adgjfhdjkfg ARE THEY STILL MARRIED? OH LORDS.

NO YOU LEFT DOUCHE plus she sold the ring.

ASGDFHGJHFG YES THERE WAS THAT, WASN'T THERE?!

LMAO how much did she get for it? I HOPE IT GOT HER A PRETTY PENNY.

Oh man, when he remembersss. So awkward XD

SHE GOT A LOT, ACTUALLY. Sorry she needed more money to expand her ever-growing empire, okay? You understand honey.

Dick has been groomed by women all his adult life so that one day he will make someone the perfect trophy husband.

AS IT SHOULD BE.

LMAO THAT ICON IS PERFECT.

OH YEAH SPEAKING OF. I CHECKED AND THEY CAN STILL BE LEGALLY MARRIED IF YOU WANT NOW THAT HE'S RETURNED.

ONLY FOR LOLARITY, THOUGH.

Good sir, I'll have you know that I do everything in the name of Lolarity.

ASDFGHJK HELL YEAH.

LMAO YES. /BROFIST

LET'S GO HAVE A MARRIAGE SOMEHOW EVEN MORE DISFUNCTIONAL THAN THE ONE TO LEX!

UNPOSSIBLE, BUT I'M SURE THEY WILL TRY THEIR HARDEST

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