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DEC 18th-28th



Continuing such memorable trips as New York ‘08 and L.A ‘10, Paradisa is giving it’s residents a real slice of life, this time in Paris!

Residents will wake up in Paris, France, in the year 2011, either as humans, or if you wish for your animal/robot/whatever not be human, as an animal or...tamagotchi or something (looking at you Delta). If neither of these options appeal, you may put your character on a loss for the remainder of the plot. But no powers, everyone is on the same level ground here.

Characters will have regular Parisian lives, going to work, going to school, being bums or struggling artists. Maybe some doctors can work in the same hospital, or some kids go to the same school. Feel free to plot away to your heart’s content, planning your characters Parisian lives for the plot. This is a fab time to cultivate yourself some wonderful new CR, after all!

As we’re in a foreign city~ there is an obvious language barrier problem. You can get through this by either Paradisa suddenly making it so your character magically KNOWS FRENCH, or you can have your character not know the language and struggle living in a city where everything might as well be written and spoken in Martian. It’s all up to you!

Also, if you guys have any handy Parisian links, feel free to add them!' We’ll add them to this post as they come in!

Of course, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF AN OPT-IN RANDOM LIVING QUARTERS THING LOOK HERE

HANDY LINKS

*Kayla's amazing guide to Paris!
*Businesses plotting
*Random housing assignments

Comments

[psych0p0mps]

free running on paris rooftops.

you know you want to.

[superheroine]

lmao I definitely already plan to have him arrested for scaling a good chunk of the Eiffel Tower. HOW WAS HE TO KNOW IT WAS ILLEGAL.....

[psych0p0mps]

yeeeah Ezio you remember all those people who were like

"ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL"

while you were climbing shit

and all those guards who shot at you for climbing on things






things are not that different now

[superheroine]

DIDN'T CARE THEN, DIDN'T CARE NOW........

in fact he assumed he was in some future where people actually had more civil liberties, including the right to SCALE RANDOM BUILDINGS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[psych0p0mps]

i am pretty sure that's not down as a right in the French Constitution

it's more of a privilege

that you earn

by not getting caught



least he canonly speaks french though. maybe he can talk his way out of it.
just whatever you do don't flirt with the female police officers-

[superheroine]

pssssh he'll do it when it looks a little....... less busy.....


lmao he LEARNED TO SPEAK FRENCH IN BED, he can speak it but everything is going to end up dirtier than intended.

and he'll flirt. you know it. he'll think he's being clever and can seduce his way out of it because IT WORKS WITH EVERY OTHE---- oh :( oh no.

[psych0p0mps]

poor bastard's going away for life isn't he

[superheroine]

Mike Robertson faced up to 5 years when he did it, but he got off after questioning. Ezio will just be humiliated, lmao.

When he tries the zoo at night later, though.......

[psych0p0mps]

If it was me playing this game I would wind up flinging him into the alligator pit thanks to mouse lag.

DESYNCHRONIZED - EATEN BY ALLIGATORS

[superheroine]

that's basically the only thing they could add to later games to make them more ultradangerous. animals in the water that attack you.

[psych0p0mps]

what about the octopus...

[superheroine]

didn't TECHNICALLY attack him!

[psych0p0mps]

ok ok TECHNICALLY.





technically there's still alligators in there though.

[superheroine]

w/e aradia he's going to the zoo TRY AND STOP HIM

[psych0p0mps]

no
stop
come back

[superheroine]

you wanna come with? B)

[psych0p0mps]

hmmmmmmm

well i'll only get tried as a minor so why not

[superheroine]

B) bene

[psych0p0mps]

molto bene aw man ted's going to ground her for life isn't he.

[superheroine]

yes

ezio is a gentleman so he'll claim responsibility.

[psych0p0mps]

"so wait you tricked a 13-year-old girl into meeting you at the zoo alone in the middle of the night......"

[superheroine]

DID NOT TRICK >:( MENTIONED I WAS GOING AND SHE SEEMED INTERESTED IN TAGGING ALONG

[psych0p0mps]

"tell it to le juge!"

meanwhile: "but daaaaaad Teeeed we were just going to experience the earth fauna and also climb around on their enclosures maybe"

[superheroine]

Ezio totally wanted to see animals that don't exist in Italy

[psych0p0mps]

Ezio the giraffe is not a climbable what are you even