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Paradisa Anniversary Quotes: Part IV of ???
Hey it's time for the fourth installment of the Paradisa 5th Annivesary Quote Celebration!
Today's topics are: Holidays; Feelings, Personalities & Attitudes; Mental Health and Intelligence & Experience!
HOLIDAYS
Cross: Mother's Day, eh? Certainly, there are mothers who are in grave need of my appreciation~ I'm off.
Emmett Cullen: Weird is normal around here, and normal never stopped a holiday.
Faye: Yeah, it wouldn't be like the Castle to celebrate a pointless holiday or anything. [oh so much sarcasm]
Tobias: < I don't think Thanksgiving's that pointless... >
Faye: [she levels a skeptical look at him] ...You were almost just beaten to death by its mascot.
Crowley: "Oh come on, Aziraphale, that's bollocks," he said. "An elephant won't write a Christmas card. It's got no fingers."
Harry: Nothin' says Christmas like a communicable cold sore! "Oh, honey, you got me some herpes! It's just what I always wanted!"
Hassan: Yay! Presents! ♥ Thank you all for your gifts. It made my first Christmas kidnapped by a criminally insane castle a little less B movie insane.
Shiki Misaki: Totally! It'll be Hug Molester Day, and EVERYONE will celebrate it!!
Billy: ...Guess you're not a fan of Easter, then?
Anya: No! I don't like the holiday about zombie religious figures that happens to associate itself with chocolate and fluffy creatures of doom!
Billy: Okay. Wow. ...I'm thinking there's gotta be a good story behind how you came to this opinion.
Cube: Holidays to remember one's family. Holidays to remember one's affection for another. Holidays to remember the dead. What would they do without holidays?
Delta: According to York, they would "work all the time and need more counseling".
Joshua: Oh, Rin. Why are you asking me?
Rin:To see what you'll say.
Joshua: You should invest in a Furby.
Rin:[Sigh.] A what?
Joshua: A toy that talks. You'd like it.
Rin:How well you understand me.
Joshua: It even doubles as an alarm clock.
Rin:Yaaaaaaaaay.
Joshua: I know what to get you for next Christmas~
Violet: Well, maybe something happens to you in December.
Percy: And here I was worried I wouldn't get anything for Christmas.
Tobias: < so. i heard Valentine's Day is approaching? which is exactly what us single guys need. a reason for us to remember why we suck so much.
it'll be like one of those bad sitcom shows where the jock gets all the girls and the hearts and the nerd gets the swirly in the bathroom toilet.
i salute you, Singles Awareness Day. >
Kanda: Go choke on some mistletoe.
Kamina: What's the matter? Don't you like getting gifts?? [Trufax are lost on this one]
Willow: Oh I do, but Christmas isn't just about getting presents. It's a religious holiday from where I'm from. Not the only one around this time of year either, I'm Jewish and we celebrate Hanukkah, which is eight days of celebration. [oh I'm sure he'll get even more confused ~ or swap religions]
Kamina: EIGHT DAYS OF GIFTS?!??!?! HAHA!! WHO NEEDS CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU CAN BE JEWISH!!!!!! [Real men convert to Judaism, apparently.]
Crowley: So, apparently today is Monkey Day. For those of you with a simian bent, which come to think of it is a large proportion of the castle, this is the day for you. Eat strange and exotic fruit, throw your own leavings around, or dangle from the chandelier. Nah, It'll hold your weight. Probably.
Yue: If the cathle hath theen fit to torment me with thuch a fate, then tho be it. I will not thilenth mythelf over thomething tho... tho thmall. Really, it ithn't that bad, ith it?
The townthpeople don't theem to mind it at all. In fact, thith week they were exthtra generouth with their donationth for Allen'th debt collecthion. Perhapth it ith the holiday thpirit encouraging them to give.
Alessa: Thank you immensely for the nativity scene. Now I have a beautiful doorstop.
Kanda: I am NOT worried. I don't NEED cheering up. And I DON'T like Christmas.
Lavi: Better watch out, Yuubenezer Scrooge, or ghosts are gonna come visit you in the night.
Nagi: [Valentine's Day] This place is very... pink.
Schuldig: Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day. It's against my religion to send people things on holidays, though, so don't be offended if you send me something and get nothing in return.
George: Thanksgiving. The American dream of stuff your face with dead bird while surrounded by people you hate but have to deal with because they share your DNA.
Crowley: So if you eat turkey this Thanksgiving, it means you hate kittens. And only terrible people hate kittens. So ask yourself...
Crowley: Are YOU a terrible person?
Amanda: Okay, so like, holidays, right? We've got Thanksgiving, we've got Christmas, we've got New Year's, and this month, we've got something that is always dear to my heart, something that really makes me feel warm and special and just not so alone on those cold winter nights. February? You kick ass so early in the year, you know why?
Groundhog's Day. Okay, so I know I only have room in my heart for one gross, smelly, hairy animal, but really? We've got to give this guy a little credit. He predicts when those cold winter nights will stop, making way for all the flowers and the sunlight and the warm temperatures, and you know what that means?
It will be time to bring out real clothes. As much as I love a Fendilicious new coat, I really do miss being able to wear those nice little skirts, those open toed shoes, and, yes, of course, that perfect top you just can't pull off during a winter's chill. Unless you want people to look at that whole chest area for all the wrong reasons.
But I digest.
Here? Here we have a Capybara day. I know this one! Capybaras are the sexy, hunky, South American equivalent of the groundhog. After all, it's the biggest rodent on Earth. I have to give it props. To be such a huge vermin and not be exterminated by the masses? Yeah, that's fierceness right there.
Thanks for peeing on the snow, little guy! I gotta bust out (oh. haha. pun) with the extra juicy tops now! ♥
FEELINGS, PERSONALITIES & ATTITUDES
Sam Winchester: I know everything here just -- it has to be so hard. I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAIN, PARADISA.
[and sorry to the random person who just happens to be walking through the lobby, because you're about to get bear-hugged by a very tall Winchester.]
You're too precious for this world!
Prince Ludwig: There's only one thing I can do to calm my angeraside from shooting that little brat: GET NAKED. Ladies, prepare yourselves, I am godly.
Sixth Master: Wishes, is it? Fine. I wish for Nine to be reduced to the height of six inches.
Xander Harris: Oh my god HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Barney:
To The Person Who Looks Like (Is Also?) Me:
Hi. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't keep all the ladies to yourself. The name of the game is sharing.
- Your Other Handsome Devil Self
Doctor Horrible:
Sorry, it's just my nature. I was never very good at sharing.
I'll try to send a few spares your way.
- The Evil Twin
Allen: [Well yes there was that side note too, but he likes to complain about Gwaine even in the italics exposition.]
Dawn: I'm so glad we didn't almost get killed this time.
Aziraphale: Ignoring that sneer, Aziraphale offered Crowley his rarely seen Genuine SmileTM, which was rarely used due to its ability to make the world around seem just a tad brighter and more cheerful... angelic vibes practically radiating off him. "I know so."
Crowley: Crowley shuddered a little as everything suddenly became nicer1. He decided to counter that sudden burst of joy by glowering ominously at the wall.2
1. He was sure that somewhere, a young girl suddenly began singing a cheerful song about finding a prince while her animal friends helped her with her housework. There would be a squirrel doing the dishes. There was always a squirrel doing the dishes.
2. The squirrel suddenly got rabies. Many died.
Smellerbee: You mean seeing people you don't like feeling bad doesn't cheer you up?
Joshua: That would make me a terrible person, wouldn't it?
Sakura (under the influence of Cupid’s arrow): Warlords, known wanted genocidal criminals, you don't think they deserve a shot at happiness too?
Alleria: (on the fate of the expedition) Do you wish for it to end in violence? I would be very happy to oblige at a later time.
Puddleglum: Never a wish... just acknowledgment. No point in denying the truth, after all. If it isn't violence from outside, it's likely to be violence from within. But there's no point in dwelling on such things now.
Alleria: Are all your people this cheerful?
Puddleglum: [a sad sigh] Oh no... they are much better at taking life seriously than I am, I'm afraid.
Alleria: [His people are ... worse than this? By the Light, how do they reproduce?]
York: [on coming back and finding the castle trashed] Wow. Classy and understated.
Guys. I think the First Gens are a bunch of twelve-year-olds.
Demyx: Ouch, Sora. Just... ouch. I think my non-existent heart just broke.
Rin:I think that your personality would be much improved if you were hit in the face more often.
Travis: Do we have to mourn her? Can't we like...celebrate instead? With cheese and crackers and a fucking Azula pinata we can smack around with bats and shit? Cause that would be AWESOME!
Fou: I've never met someone so annoying before. I'm honestly at a loss for words to say to you.
Faith: ...Not freaking you got kidnapped by a giant building?
Iroh: It's odd, certainly, and somewhat distressing. But becoming upset would only cloud my mind and prevent me from seeing the situation clearly.
Faith: Gonna ask me to tea and yoga now?
Iroh: [Happily] If you'd like...
Peter: And why does Junior hang out with you, again?
Jan: My charming fuckin personality, obviously.
Peter: ... Obviously.
Gary: FATHER IS VERY LOGICAL. BUT HE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT MANIPULATING PEOPLE.
York: Shut up, Gary. You want to come along or not?
Gary: ...I WANT TO COME ALONG.
Delta: Then behave yourself, or York will not humor you.
Gary: ONE DAY MOTHER WILL BUILD ME OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND THEN WE WILL NOT NEED HUMANS.
York: Yeah. You keep telling yourself that.
Peter: Don't sound so enthusiastic or I might start to worry about you.
[Earlier in this conversation Abel said Galadriel felt like the sun]
Galadriel: Be well, Abel. May the sun shine upon your path.
Abel: It already does... doesn't it?
Yolei: I don't even read that stuff, and I know what you wrote is crap!
Jiraiya: ... Ohgod.
Yolei: How do you think I feel? I had to listen to it!
Joshua: Oh, come now. The deep questions. The real world doesn't care about helping you sort through your problems, so you'd better start asking yourself now. Save your thinking power for later in life. Is there a higher power? What is your place in the world? Do you have any 3s?
MENTAL HEALTH
Ted: A book with identity issues. You should see a therapist for that.
Rafiki: I am not insane. You are.
Harley: How do you draw memory? And muchness? "Madness," she whispers. "You draw it all with madness."
Azula: I've come to realize I have abandonment issues.
Azula: ...
Azula: ugh!
Yuugi: He's my other self.
Thief King Bakura: Don't they have doctors for that sort of thing?
Kanda: I'm not in denial!
Komui: First symptom of Denial: 'persistent refusal' - check.
Kanda: Keep this up, Mugen's still sharp enough.
Komui: Symptom number two: 'threatening' - check.
Allen: Besides, they're women that like my Master! Clearly there is something wrong with their heads!
Schuldich: V.... O.... I.... C.... E...... S...
Irvine: Yeah? Stuff like that tends to happen when you have E..... a... R s
INTELLIGENCE & EXPERIENCE
Crowley: Personal experience of what? Sentient castles with an intent to drive you insane?
Clark: We've got several people in the castle who can tell you a lot more about the Joker and Harley Quinn than that video can.
Reno: And people in this place got a funny tendency to leave.
Darkwing: "Oh, come oooooooon," they said. "Why spend a month in Kathmanduuuuuuu," they said. "You'll NEVER learn anything from the world's greatest seclusionary monk-jam-maker-contortionists," they said. But noooooooooooo. Here I am, slowly but surely making my way out of a seemingly impenetrable trap, ANNNNND I also have the knowhow to make a darn good loganberry compote, if I do say so myself.
[During the Los Angeles plot when everyone is given regular occupations]
Student: Um, professor Qasim? I have a question...
Hassan: Ah yes, what is it, young mind open to learning. Also, you may call me Hassan.
Student: ...Uh... right. Um, professor Hassan, is this really the essay topic for the final? How does piracy embody the theories of justice as covered in this course?
Hassan: Oh, no, of course not.
Student: [a relieved sigh] Oh, okay, for a second, I thought...
Hassan: It's supposed to read: How does piracy embody the theories of great justice as covered in this course? We'll also be covering how pirating relates to strong leadership! Don't worry, it'll be great!
Student: ...T-thanks...
Spike: Did you just use logic?
Reno: Sick, I know.
Billy: Nobody's said anything yet, so...maybe the owner went home?
Carrie: Wonder if car jackers ever use that logic.
Zoro: What the hell do you want me to do? I DON'T POLE DANCE!!
Joshua: Some people are stupid, but we can't go around making broad generalizations, mm?
Ino: WRITING IN BIG LETTERS DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMART
Jiraiya: You're not a person, you're an IDIOT!
Faye: Are you mad, just because you were outsmarted by a cat?
Crowley: I was tricked by you. There’s a difference.
Faye: Well, of course. I figured you’d be mad about the cat part, since it’s understandable that you’d be tricked by me.
Lloyd: Exactly! We're hearing stuff because we think we should be hearing stuff, right? But since we know there's not really anything out there, then we should be able to stop it if we don't think about things that might make them!
Lloyd: ... or something like that.
Ken: ...That is surprisingly existential of you.
Bruce, to Tim: Tim. I'm not going to let an eighteen year old girl pressure me into doing something I don't want to do.
Tyki: Does anyone want to define the word fergalicious for me?
Ty Lee: Sounds like something I'd be described as!
Matt: And....you're the genius? Which girl do you want to impress? It's not Kari, is it? I know both you and Tai play soccer, but you should really make sure that you can run faster first.
Naruto: But we're cool idiots!
Shikamaru: You were bound to make sense sooner or later.
Lavi: Who am I, Yuu?
Kanda: ... An idiot.
Rafiki: Dere are times when we must look past the grass on de savannah. Den we see the waterhole.
Kanda: That sounds like sensible advice.
Axel: Heh, it is. However, it ended up failing for me because I forgot to take into account that idiotic people breed and multiply as rapidly as rabbits do.
Yugito: Agreed. Best luck to continued common sense, Beat!
Franziska: Only a fool would suggest such absolute foolishness!
Ianto: I understand, but I'm not sure why you're tellig mme this.
Diva: Haha... you can't spell.
That's all for today! Catch you guys tomorrow!
Today's topics are: Holidays; Feelings, Personalities & Attitudes; Mental Health and Intelligence & Experience!
HOLIDAYS
Cross: Mother's Day, eh? Certainly, there are mothers who are in grave need of my appreciation~ I'm off.
Emmett Cullen: Weird is normal around here, and normal never stopped a holiday.
Faye: Yeah, it wouldn't be like the Castle to celebrate a pointless holiday or anything. [oh so much sarcasm]
Tobias: < I don't think Thanksgiving's that pointless... >
Faye: [she levels a skeptical look at him] ...You were almost just beaten to death by its mascot.
Crowley: "Oh come on, Aziraphale, that's bollocks," he said. "An elephant won't write a Christmas card. It's got no fingers."
Harry: Nothin' says Christmas like a communicable cold sore! "Oh, honey, you got me some herpes! It's just what I always wanted!"
Hassan: Yay! Presents! ♥ Thank you all for your gifts. It made my first Christmas kidnapped by a criminally insane castle a little less B movie insane.
Shiki Misaki: Totally! It'll be Hug Molester Day, and EVERYONE will celebrate it!!
Billy: ...Guess you're not a fan of Easter, then?
Anya: No! I don't like the holiday about zombie religious figures that happens to associate itself with chocolate and fluffy creatures of doom!
Billy: Okay. Wow. ...I'm thinking there's gotta be a good story behind how you came to this opinion.
Cube: Holidays to remember one's family. Holidays to remember one's affection for another. Holidays to remember the dead. What would they do without holidays?
Delta: According to York, they would "work all the time and need more counseling".
Joshua: Oh, Rin. Why are you asking me?
Rin:To see what you'll say.
Joshua: You should invest in a Furby.
Rin:[Sigh.] A what?
Joshua: A toy that talks. You'd like it.
Rin:How well you understand me.
Joshua: It even doubles as an alarm clock.
Rin:Yaaaaaaaaay.
Joshua: I know what to get you for next Christmas~
Violet: Well, maybe something happens to you in December.
Percy: And here I was worried I wouldn't get anything for Christmas.
Tobias: < so. i heard Valentine's Day is approaching? which is exactly what us single guys need. a reason for us to remember why we suck so much.
it'll be like one of those bad sitcom shows where the jock gets all the girls and the hearts and the nerd gets the swirly in the bathroom toilet.
i salute you, Singles Awareness Day. >
Kanda: Go choke on some mistletoe.
Kamina: What's the matter? Don't you like getting gifts?? [Trufax are lost on this one]
Willow: Oh I do, but Christmas isn't just about getting presents. It's a religious holiday from where I'm from. Not the only one around this time of year either, I'm Jewish and we celebrate Hanukkah, which is eight days of celebration. [oh I'm sure he'll get even more confused ~ or swap religions]
Kamina: EIGHT DAYS OF GIFTS?!??!?! HAHA!! WHO NEEDS CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU CAN BE JEWISH!!!!!! [Real men convert to Judaism, apparently.]
Crowley: So, apparently today is Monkey Day. For those of you with a simian bent, which come to think of it is a large proportion of the castle, this is the day for you. Eat strange and exotic fruit, throw your own leavings around, or dangle from the chandelier. Nah, It'll hold your weight. Probably.
Yue: If the cathle hath theen fit to torment me with thuch a fate, then tho be it. I will not thilenth mythelf over thomething tho... tho thmall. Really, it ithn't that bad, ith it?
The townthpeople don't theem to mind it at all. In fact, thith week they were exthtra generouth with their donationth for Allen'th debt collecthion. Perhapth it ith the holiday thpirit encouraging them to give.
Alessa: Thank you immensely for the nativity scene. Now I have a beautiful doorstop.
Kanda: I am NOT worried. I don't NEED cheering up. And I DON'T like Christmas.
Lavi: Better watch out, Yuubenezer Scrooge, or ghosts are gonna come visit you in the night.
Nagi: [Valentine's Day] This place is very... pink.
Schuldig: Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day. It's against my religion to send people things on holidays, though, so don't be offended if you send me something and get nothing in return.
George: Thanksgiving. The American dream of stuff your face with dead bird while surrounded by people you hate but have to deal with because they share your DNA.
Crowley: So if you eat turkey this Thanksgiving, it means you hate kittens. And only terrible people hate kittens. So ask yourself...
Crowley: Are YOU a terrible person?
Amanda: Okay, so like, holidays, right? We've got Thanksgiving, we've got Christmas, we've got New Year's, and this month, we've got something that is always dear to my heart, something that really makes me feel warm and special and just not so alone on those cold winter nights. February? You kick ass so early in the year, you know why?
Groundhog's Day. Okay, so I know I only have room in my heart for one gross, smelly, hairy animal, but really? We've got to give this guy a little credit. He predicts when those cold winter nights will stop, making way for all the flowers and the sunlight and the warm temperatures, and you know what that means?
It will be time to bring out real clothes. As much as I love a Fendilicious new coat, I really do miss being able to wear those nice little skirts, those open toed shoes, and, yes, of course, that perfect top you just can't pull off during a winter's chill. Unless you want people to look at that whole chest area for all the wrong reasons.
But I digest.
Here? Here we have a Capybara day. I know this one! Capybaras are the sexy, hunky, South American equivalent of the groundhog. After all, it's the biggest rodent on Earth. I have to give it props. To be such a huge vermin and not be exterminated by the masses? Yeah, that's fierceness right there.
Thanks for peeing on the snow, little guy! I gotta bust out (oh. haha. pun) with the extra juicy tops now! ♥
FEELINGS, PERSONALITIES & ATTITUDES
Sam Winchester: I know everything here just -- it has to be so hard. I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAIN, PARADISA.
[and sorry to the random person who just happens to be walking through the lobby, because you're about to get bear-hugged by a very tall Winchester.]
You're too precious for this world!
Prince Ludwig: There's only one thing I can do to calm my anger
Sixth Master: Wishes, is it? Fine. I wish for Nine to be reduced to the height of six inches.
Xander Harris: Oh my god HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Barney:
To The Person Who Looks Like (Is Also?) Me:
Hi. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't keep all the ladies to yourself. The name of the game is sharing.
- Your Other Handsome Devil Self
Doctor Horrible:
Sorry, it's just my nature. I was never very good at sharing.
I'll try to send a few spares your way.
- The Evil Twin
Allen: [Well yes there was that side note too, but he likes to complain about Gwaine even in the italics exposition.]
Dawn: I'm so glad we didn't almost get killed this time.
Aziraphale: Ignoring that sneer, Aziraphale offered Crowley his rarely seen Genuine SmileTM, which was rarely used due to its ability to make the world around seem just a tad brighter and more cheerful... angelic vibes practically radiating off him. "I know so."
Crowley: Crowley shuddered a little as everything suddenly became nicer1. He decided to counter that sudden burst of joy by glowering ominously at the wall.2
1. He was sure that somewhere, a young girl suddenly began singing a cheerful song about finding a prince while her animal friends helped her with her housework. There would be a squirrel doing the dishes. There was always a squirrel doing the dishes.
2. The squirrel suddenly got rabies. Many died.
Smellerbee: You mean seeing people you don't like feeling bad doesn't cheer you up?
Joshua: That would make me a terrible person, wouldn't it?
Sakura (under the influence of Cupid’s arrow): Warlords, known wanted genocidal criminals, you don't think they deserve a shot at happiness too?
Alleria: (on the fate of the expedition) Do you wish for it to end in violence? I would be very happy to oblige at a later time.
Puddleglum: Never a wish... just acknowledgment. No point in denying the truth, after all. If it isn't violence from outside, it's likely to be violence from within. But there's no point in dwelling on such things now.
Alleria: Are all your people this cheerful?
Puddleglum: [a sad sigh] Oh no... they are much better at taking life seriously than I am, I'm afraid.
Alleria: [His people are ... worse than this? By the Light, how do they reproduce?]
York: [on coming back and finding the castle trashed] Wow. Classy and understated.
Guys. I think the First Gens are a bunch of twelve-year-olds.
Demyx: Ouch, Sora. Just... ouch. I think my non-existent heart just broke.
Rin:I think that your personality would be much improved if you were hit in the face more often.
Travis: Do we have to mourn her? Can't we like...celebrate instead? With cheese and crackers and a fucking Azula pinata we can smack around with bats and shit? Cause that would be AWESOME!
Fou: I've never met someone so annoying before. I'm honestly at a loss for words to say to you.
Faith: ...Not freaking you got kidnapped by a giant building?
Iroh: It's odd, certainly, and somewhat distressing. But becoming upset would only cloud my mind and prevent me from seeing the situation clearly.
Faith: Gonna ask me to tea and yoga now?
Iroh: [Happily] If you'd like...
Peter: And why does Junior hang out with you, again?
Jan: My charming fuckin personality, obviously.
Peter: ... Obviously.
Gary: FATHER IS VERY LOGICAL. BUT HE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT MANIPULATING PEOPLE.
York: Shut up, Gary. You want to come along or not?
Gary: ...I WANT TO COME ALONG.
Delta: Then behave yourself, or York will not humor you.
Gary: ONE DAY MOTHER WILL BUILD ME OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND THEN WE WILL NOT NEED HUMANS.
York: Yeah. You keep telling yourself that.
Peter: Don't sound so enthusiastic or I might start to worry about you.
[Earlier in this conversation Abel said Galadriel felt like the sun]
Galadriel: Be well, Abel. May the sun shine upon your path.
Abel: It already does... doesn't it?
Yolei: I don't even read that stuff, and I know what you wrote is crap!
Jiraiya: ... Ohgod.
Yolei: How do you think I feel? I had to listen to it!
Joshua: Oh, come now. The deep questions. The real world doesn't care about helping you sort through your problems, so you'd better start asking yourself now. Save your thinking power for later in life. Is there a higher power? What is your place in the world? Do you have any 3s?
MENTAL HEALTH
Ted: A book with identity issues. You should see a therapist for that.
Rafiki: I am not insane. You are.
Harley: How do you draw memory? And muchness? "Madness," she whispers. "You draw it all with madness."
Azula: I've come to realize I have abandonment issues.
Azula: ...
Azula: ugh!
Yuugi: He's my other self.
Thief King Bakura: Don't they have doctors for that sort of thing?
Kanda: I'm not in denial!
Komui: First symptom of Denial: 'persistent refusal' - check.
Kanda: Keep this up, Mugen's still sharp enough.
Komui: Symptom number two: 'threatening' - check.
Allen: Besides, they're women that like my Master! Clearly there is something wrong with their heads!
Schuldich: V.... O.... I.... C.... E...... S...
Irvine: Yeah? Stuff like that tends to happen when you have E..... a... R s
INTELLIGENCE & EXPERIENCE
Crowley: Personal experience of what? Sentient castles with an intent to drive you insane?
Clark: We've got several people in the castle who can tell you a lot more about the Joker and Harley Quinn than that video can.
Reno: And people in this place got a funny tendency to leave.
Darkwing: "Oh, come oooooooon," they said. "Why spend a month in Kathmanduuuuuuu," they said. "You'll NEVER learn anything from the world's greatest seclusionary monk-jam-maker-contortionists," they said. But noooooooooooo. Here I am, slowly but surely making my way out of a seemingly impenetrable trap, ANNNNND I also have the knowhow to make a darn good loganberry compote, if I do say so myself.
[During the Los Angeles plot when everyone is given regular occupations]
Student: Um, professor Qasim? I have a question...
Hassan: Ah yes, what is it, young mind open to learning. Also, you may call me Hassan.
Student: ...Uh... right. Um, professor Hassan, is this really the essay topic for the final? How does piracy embody the theories of justice as covered in this course?
Hassan: Oh, no, of course not.
Student: [a relieved sigh] Oh, okay, for a second, I thought...
Hassan: It's supposed to read: How does piracy embody the theories of great justice as covered in this course? We'll also be covering how pirating relates to strong leadership! Don't worry, it'll be great!
Student: ...T-thanks...
Spike: Did you just use logic?
Reno: Sick, I know.
Billy: Nobody's said anything yet, so...maybe the owner went home?
Carrie: Wonder if car jackers ever use that logic.
Zoro: What the hell do you want me to do? I DON'T POLE DANCE!!
Joshua: Some people are stupid, but we can't go around making broad generalizations, mm?
Ino: WRITING IN BIG LETTERS DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMART
Jiraiya: You're not a person, you're an IDIOT!
Faye: Are you mad, just because you were outsmarted by a cat?
Crowley: I was tricked by you. There’s a difference.
Faye: Well, of course. I figured you’d be mad about the cat part, since it’s understandable that you’d be tricked by me.
Lloyd: Exactly! We're hearing stuff because we think we should be hearing stuff, right? But since we know there's not really anything out there, then we should be able to stop it if we don't think about things that might make them!
Lloyd: ... or something like that.
Ken: ...That is surprisingly existential of you.
Bruce, to Tim: Tim. I'm not going to let an eighteen year old girl pressure me into doing something I don't want to do.
Tyki: Does anyone want to define the word fergalicious for me?
Ty Lee: Sounds like something I'd be described as!
Matt: And....you're the genius? Which girl do you want to impress? It's not Kari, is it? I know both you and Tai play soccer, but you should really make sure that you can run faster first.
Naruto: But we're cool idiots!
Shikamaru: You were bound to make sense sooner or later.
Lavi: Who am I, Yuu?
Kanda: ... An idiot.
Rafiki: Dere are times when we must look past the grass on de savannah. Den we see the waterhole.
Kanda: That sounds like sensible advice.
Axel: Heh, it is. However, it ended up failing for me because I forgot to take into account that idiotic people breed and multiply as rapidly as rabbits do.
Yugito: Agreed. Best luck to continued common sense, Beat!
Franziska: Only a fool would suggest such absolute foolishness!
Ianto: I understand, but I'm not sure why you're tellig mme this.
Diva: Haha... you can't spell.
That's all for today! Catch you guys tomorrow!
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