KISSING PARTY 2k11, MY FRIENDS

[paradisamods]

It's that time again... Every year in Paradisa, we have this really silly tradition of something showing up in the castle and making the residents get a little more comfortable with each other. Sort of. It started in 2007, when there was magic mistletoe strung around the castle. The next year, it was wreaths. The next? Silver bells. Last year? Fucking turtledoves. This year, we'd like to introduce... Magic sugarplum fairies. This year, our magic item is the magic sugarplum fairies. They float around the castle as little golden orbs, kind of like fireflies, and on close inspection one can see that they are, in fact, tiny little humanoid critters with little wings. They're mischievous, too, content to follow residents around, dropping golden sparkle dust in their hair, playing little tricks on them. But that's not where it stops. You see, when they sprinkle this dust on the residents, they are suddenly compelled to kiss the closest person. Unfortunately, you cannot kill them, but if you swat at them enough, maybe they'll leave you alone for a bit. Starting and ending date. The fairies will be in Paradisa starting Monday, December 5th. They'll be hanging around until Christmas... and yes, that includes following them during the plot. Plotting. You may use this post to plan your little snogging adventures. Offer up your characters for smooches. Remember, this is entirely optional.

Comments

[emit.livejournal.com]

Omg the images.

[superheroine]

do you like them

[emit.livejournal.com]

ALSO MY GIRLS

Kallen (emit)
Daine (daine)
M'gann (bioship)

Any takers?

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

hey kallen

/waggles

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

I have...

Pinkie Pie
Aziraphale
Tamaki Suoh

All of them will react like insane things to kisses (and friendly nose kisses only for Pinkie as she's a PONY), but I'm up for anything if you... want... it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

...Fred would like a nose kiss. Please and thank you.

[compels]

Dean Winchester (obiwanning)
Damon Salvatore (miseternity)

Available for sweet ladykisses only.

[imnot_likeyou]

This is the totally wrong journal, but I'm too lazy to log in and out.

BUT! I have three ladies. You can have any assortment, except maybe Damon and Cordy because that might end in violence.

[cloakand_danger]

Just this guy~ You know you want some.

[continuing.livejournal.com]

Awkward kiss?! Teresa will think it's worth it if Yuan changes colors B)

[dupable.livejournal.com]

WOW I only have... two this year to offer!! But I guess both are on the table.

Peter Parker (Spider-Man) || technicallyabug

Now technically a single too! Yeaaaaah!!! ... No he's actually really mopey and depressed about that, BUT HEY if you don't mind semi-angsty teenagers. NOTE Peter is only 17 still, just in case you don't want your character kissing anyone underage.

John Egbert || dupable

Also technically single? JOHN IS ALSO 14! So while I'll offer him up for regular kissing, I will also still make offers for things like cheek and forehead kisses, especially for the people he knows that are older teens and up, and the age gap there would be uncomfortable for a normal smooch.

SO YEP :) That's it!

[orgrimmar.livejournal.com]

RURU

WE SHOUDL PLOT

VRISKA/JOHN
JOHN/VRISKA

HOWEVER YOU WANT TO FRY THAT EGG

BECAUSE

IF IT HAPPENS

I MEAN

YOU KNOW VRISKA

[superheroine]

HELP EZIO OUT, HE'S GOING INTO WITHDRAWAL :'(


Also, Clark (who is set to be married) and Damian (who is a little kid.) I have listed them in order from friendliest to most like to rip your face off. Both extremes are understatements. \o/

[daine.livejournal.com]

Eh, eh?

[senri.livejournal.com]

Hidan→voudouist
Rin→payback

BOTH UP FOR SLOPPY MAKEOUTS

Rin will be on a loss for part of this so she'll be more accessible.

Hidan... uh, take care.

[gevurah]

wrong account for this but

HI RIN

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

HEY LADIES

HEY WOMEN

GIRLFOLK

PEOPLE OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION

WHO WANTS SEXY SLOPPY SAPPHIC SLURPINGS WITH THE ONE AND ONLY ALLEYNE

SHE'LL BE HOT AND FRESH FROM A CANON UPDATE ON THE 8TH AND COULD USE SOME TENDER LOVINGS AWW YISS COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS ALL OF IT ALL THE AWKWARD MAKE HER REGRET A THOUSAND YEARS OF FOREVERALONE.JPG

ARE YOU WOMAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS ARE YOUR OVARIES READY

THEN COME ON DOWN I WILL TAKE AN INDEFINITE NUMBER OF GIRLTIMES

YES DO THIS NOW

CAPSLOCK

THIS HAS BEEN A CRAIGSLIST AD

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Izzy responds to this ad, albeit with the wrong account

[jamesholmes.livejournal.com]

Why am I doing this?

I have:

James Watson and Elrond

Please note James is on crutches so he's easy pickings xD

Of either gender too btw for both my boys.

[hullo-sweetie.livejournal.com]

I volunteer River, cause it would be pretty interesting XD

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

As always -- both girls are always up for plotting.


So Fred and Willow can both likely be arranged.

I do work retail, and while I am always game for randomness? Knowing if people want them helps be direct my free time as well.

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

...Fred. Would be deliciously horrible especially because she and Wes are full-fledged.

[buysmilk.livejournal.com]

derp derp

putting all of mine ofkirkwall videres and buysmilk up for this. come at me bro??

[abiding.livejournal.com]

/grabby hands at da ladies

[muttblood.livejournal.com]

Just Kuchiha here.

Anyone who kisses her will have to deal with a gigantic pissed off eyeless dog demon that will want to rip them to shreds, so yeah. That's a thing.

[deminuit.livejournal.com]

please don't kill jet giant demon :(

[ino]

omg do they seriously look like that lmfao

ALSO INO (yamanaka) and ANDERS (templarssuck) are both available for liplockin' if you so desire ....

[superheroine]

If you wish with all your heart that they do, of course they do B)

Also, Ino, darling... Ezio would like to meet you :')

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN--

[orgrimmar.livejournal.com]

SYLVANAS WINDRUNNER, oftheforsaken;
VRISKA SERKET, thiefoflight;

Obviously, Vriska is a tween, so keep that in mind. B)

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

hi syl

[continuing.livejournal.com]

Come get kissies from Stephanie Brown, Asuka Langley Soryu, and Teresa!

Only one of these may land you with claw marks, burst ear drums, and/or bruises.

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

hey teresaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

I have three!

Allen Walker | save_the_souls (I guess 14th/Nea too...butwhywouldyouever)
Zelos Wilder | chosengigolo (will definitely be abusing this...)
Zoe Alleyne Washburne | someoneto_carry

[cloakand_danger]

Hey. Hey Zelos. What do you say to a moment of awkward followed by never talking about this ever?

[demonologist]

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce is up for the macking on.

Who wants some crumpet? XD

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

...we should really let them kiss sometime. Just saying.

[imnot_likeyou]

Sam Winchester | imnot_likeyou
Lance Sweets | zone_of_truth
Max Guevara | whatialways_do
Cordelia Chase | letsbe_clear
Neal Caffrey | classic_ratpack
Tess Mercer | howruthless

Any takers? =D

ALSO. Neal ... might be on a genderswap loss for some of this. So ... keep that in mind.

[hullo-sweetie.livejournal.com]

Daisy is totally going to get a kiss, right? Even if they already kiss too much, lol

[waterbends]

Dude. Katara, Haruhi, Gunn, and Hiccup are all in. Lots and lots of plotting, ahhh. This is my first Paradisian Christmas, and I am excited. c:

[emit.livejournal.com]

So...

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Up for kisses, both sexyhitchhiker and checkbelowdecks. Natsuki might punch you while you might end up with more than you bargained for with Isabela. <3

[continuing.livejournal.com]

Isabela and Teresa? She remembers you >8(

[itwas-raining.livejournal.com]

Offering this one up to anyone and everyone.

And I mean anyone and everyone. :3

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Well hello .......

[valerie]

Offering two lovely ladies and a werewolf!

Vereesa Windrunner swornanoath
Nepeta Leijon furriendly (kidlet!)
Jacob Black thetruealpha

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

hey vereesa

[thisisprogress.livejournal.com]

WELP UH

I would offer Nikola Tesla here but he kind of is in prison. WE CAN WORK IT OUT IF YOU REALLY WANT A TESLA MACKING okay okay. :I

Newton Pulsifer (notjamesbond) is very much available, though! WHO WANTS AN AWKWARD MAN IN COKE BOTTLE GLASSES WHO IS THE BANE OF TECHNOLOGY EVERYWHERE?

Try to kiss The Man in Black (fumidus) and he'll probably go Smokey and rip you to pieces. NOT RECOMMENDED UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH.

[technohap.livejournal.com]

Damn. Tesla kissing Henry would be so hilarious!

[fluthlu.livejournal.com]

Just offering up one kiddie since I'll be so busy, but if anyone wants to fling their character bodily at ROSE LALONDE fluthlu she is yours for the taking. Just remember that she's fourteen, and cheek kisses are acceptable alternatives if you want!

❤

(And I mean if you really want to plan something with one of my boys then let me know, but I'm not offering either of them up for random kisses this year due to time constraints.)

[dupable.livejournal.com]

I wish I had an icon like Valerie does for nepeta's so I can do chinhan-- WAIT I MIGHT...

YEAH I TOTALLY DO.

Okay /chinhands here we go.