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Paradisa Anniversary Quotes: Part II of ???
Hey everyone! It's time for another round of quotes!
Today we are covering: Redemption & Apologies; Friendship; Losses; Death and Power!
REDEMPTION & APOLOGIES
Janitor: Want a chance to redeem yourself? Meet me on the first floor with a garbage bag, fishing line, peanut butter and a pair of tongs.
Delysia: You're right, you're right. I promise not to remind you of that anymore. If I do it again, you can... [grins, and leans a bit closer] You can spank me.
Jun: ...
Delysia: Or however you want to punish me is fine, too. [wide eyes] You can even use the whip if you'd like.
Jun: It's not a punishment when you like it in the first place.
Delysia: I can pretend not to like it when you do it, but just know that it's only an act.
Yuugi: I'll make sure you regret it!
Thief King Bakura: You're right I... False alarm. It was indigestion. I'm sure the regret is forthcoming.
FRIENDSHIP
Willow: [right then. She's still holding the doorknob. What is she supposed to say here?] Billy?
Billy/Dr Horrible: [looks back at her? one hand lingering on the edge of the doorway, not quite having detached and floated all the way into the hallway, yet]
Willow: Don't get bit again, ok? [she actually breaks his gaze, only to look up again] I sort of like you the way you are.
Billy/Dr Horrible: ...I won't.
[hesitates, as if going to say more, but there is shuffling going on further up the hall and he glances back. When he looks back, he's got those sorry eyes again.]
Bye, Willow.
[and he's off and jogging down the hall, ducking into the shadows and hurrying down the stairs]
Willow: [she was still standing there to see him look back.
And she was still there a full minute after that.
It was another minute still, before the door finally, softly closed]
Bye Billy.
Fifth Doctor: I do wish my friends would stop trying to kill each other.
Chizuru: Kuma-chan... was one of the nicest people I've met here! And one of the prettiest girls! E-even if she was only a B-c-cuuuup!!
Gaara: ... I suppose you were trying to help a friend. But I will not kiss any more boys.
Ino: Why don't you throw Crowley in the fountain? That'd be way more fun.
Guts: I don't count Crowley amongst my friends, but I might consider it.
Ino: Yeah, but it would be fun. His sunglasses might even fall off.
Guts: Heaven forbid. [lol get it]
Ino: [makes like a 'pfffft' noise] That was so bad it was good.
Bella: Why are you ... throwing a party with Jacob?
Edward: If you want we can kick out Jake. He's kind of a buzzkill.
Jacob: Fuck that, bro. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?
Edward: What the fuck, bro. She was totally gonna fall for it.
Bella: I can see this, you know.
Allen, to Sai: If you never mention Naruto's dick again where I can see it, I'll consider being friends.
Billy: (interrupting a conversation about magic) I… missed something.
Willow: We missed you.
Jilly: There was a lot of missing going on.
Kanda: SCRW YOU
Miranda: We miss you too.
Miwako: Is Kanda a boss monster??
Allen: Boss monster? Eh, I don't think so. He's with us, so I guess you could say he's a good monster!
LOSSES
Yugito: These are amusing, if unpredictable, occurrences, are they not?
Yolei: Amusing like a root canal.
Buffy: You got amnesia again or something?
Future!Peter: No.
Buffy: Soo... this is... you just having a special day?
Valentine: Ten? Ten? Bloody hell, you aren't dying, are you?
Tenth Doctor: VALENTINE, I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A HOMOSAPIEN.
Valentine: WELL, IF IT IS ANY CONSOLATION, AT LEAST YOU WERE NOT TURNED INTO A SLUG.
Church, upon identifying girl!York: Dude, warn a guy or something!
Willow: What exactly have you gotten yourself into?
Xander (stuck in Cordelia’s body): ...do I sound like anyone else you know?
Willow: [it sinks in] You got yourself into Cordelia?? [wait...] You know what? I never said that. Forget that I ever said that. Or pictured it.
Parker, after having turned into her favorite thing, MONEY: Maybe for your next loss you'll turn into a painting.
Sophie: You mean like that movie-- walking about from painting to painting, traveling between each and being restricted only to frames?
Parker: I meant being an actual painting, but your way sounds a lot more fun. Especially if you walk into one with surrealism.
Sophie: I don't think Dali would appreciate me being in his works, however.
Parker: You'd probably make the value of whatever painting you land in skyrocket.
Sophie: And you'd steal me away, wouldn't you?
Parker: Before you even went on display.
DEATH
Zelman: So what's the cap-off limit for secret-keeping, then?
Joshua: Depends on how many you'd like dead.
Zelman: I'm shooting for a dozen.
Joshua: In your case, then, thirteen.
Faith: Best start running. Think you can preach from six under?
Abel: I'll face my fate like a man!
Abel: ...Pleasedon'tkillme!
[When Joshua asked in an entry if you would let five men die, or kill one man from an oncoming train]
Joshua: You would close your eyes and let fate choose its course?
Grif: Dude, I don't think I'd even close my eyes. How often do you see a bunch of guys get run over by a train? That's pretty intense.
Azrael/Death: AND THE OVERWEIGHT INDIVIDUAL OF THAT MASS WOULD NOT BE LONG FOR THE WORLD TO BEGIN WITH. SO IT WOULD BE A STRAIGHT SIX.
Joshua: Might I suggest pushing the man shortly after the train passes?
Azrael/Death: NO.
Joshua: Food for thought, ladies and gentlemen: We are all going to die.
Discuss.
Rin:What movie?
Dr. Venture: I don't even remember what it was called. The Happenstance, I think. People kept dropping dead like some kind of suicide epidemic. And it turned out it was because of - are you ready for this? - EVIL PSYCHIC TREES.
Rin:...Why were they evil?
Rin:Was it because of traumatic events that took place when they were saplings?
Cross: Too sick to reach the wine... It's all over. [a sneeze]
Cordelia: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure someone's about to find a dead body or something.
Spike (BTVS): [To Peter] You're not one've those blokes with a death wish, are you?
Kanda: Snowman = R.I.P.
Lavi: You're serious about all this, huh.
Sandman!Death: I'd say deathly serious, but that's so cliché it's not funny.
Lavi: Let's say you're Death - how come I'm talking to you here? You're not gonna tell me my time's up, right?
Death: Let's say that I am. And we're talking because I love you. Of course, I love everyone I meet, and I meet everyone. ♥
Miranda: They really ought to get out more....and at least you won't have died in vain!
Lavi: Well, I was kinda hoping not to die at all, but I guess that's a pretty good way of looking at it.
Sora: KILL ME?! What are you? A villain?
Misa: Are YOU a villain?!
Travis: [Still sobbing. It's really sad] Are you there God? It's me...Travis. Why hath thou forsaken me in my hour of need?
Spike: Didn't you hear me? HE DOESN'T EXIST!
Reno: [finishes pulling out the glass shards] We already established there ain't a God, Travis. Personally I wonder if you killed him.
Travis: Oh my God...I KILLED GOD! I'm the worst monster that ever monster'd! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
Yami no Yuugi: ... Death just hugged me. I'm not sure how I should cope with this.
Beat: So you can't die and stay dead?!
Axel: Tell me if you get someone to drop dead at fifteen paces from snark alone.
POWER
Lavi: So you're not invincible, huh.
Cross: Come here and we'll see.
Peter: I am a warrior of truth, justice, and deep scrubbing action!!
Miwako: Is this telepathy??
Zuko: ...Firebending?
Maya: ... That's kind of a weird name.
Zuko: Weird?? What's weird about it?
Maya: Well it's not like you're bending the fire in half. Why not call it... Firestarting, or something?
Zuko: Because-- [how to explain] Bending doesn't start anything. It manipulates what is already there.
Maya: [kind of tries to look behind him, like he's hiding a lighter] I don't see any fire.
Zuko: For fire, it's inside. The warmth inside the body.
Maya: But that's not 'bending' it, more like... squeezing it out?
Zuko: [just... incredulous for a minute] No, it's bending-- there is no squeezing!
Sylar: It's not a completely useless ability.
Peter: Yes. I can see how melting a coffee pot could come in handy.
Sylar: I'll just be over here. Accidentally decimating the castle.
Leondias: I WILL BRING MY COURAGE, MY STRENGTH, AND MY SWORD. THAT IS ALL I NEED.
That's all for today! Seeya all tomorrow!
Today we are covering: Redemption & Apologies; Friendship; Losses; Death and Power!
REDEMPTION & APOLOGIES
Janitor: Want a chance to redeem yourself? Meet me on the first floor with a garbage bag, fishing line, peanut butter and a pair of tongs.
Delysia: You're right, you're right. I promise not to remind you of that anymore. If I do it again, you can... [grins, and leans a bit closer] You can spank me.
Jun: ...
Delysia: Or however you want to punish me is fine, too. [wide eyes] You can even use the whip if you'd like.
Jun: It's not a punishment when you like it in the first place.
Delysia: I can pretend not to like it when you do it, but just know that it's only an act.
Yuugi: I'll make sure you regret it!
Thief King Bakura: You're right I... False alarm. It was indigestion. I'm sure the regret is forthcoming.
FRIENDSHIP
Willow: [right then. She's still holding the doorknob. What is she supposed to say here?] Billy?
Billy/Dr Horrible: [looks back at her? one hand lingering on the edge of the doorway, not quite having detached and floated all the way into the hallway, yet]
Willow: Don't get bit again, ok? [she actually breaks his gaze, only to look up again] I sort of like you the way you are.
Billy/Dr Horrible: ...I won't.
[hesitates, as if going to say more, but there is shuffling going on further up the hall and he glances back. When he looks back, he's got those sorry eyes again.]
Bye, Willow.
[and he's off and jogging down the hall, ducking into the shadows and hurrying down the stairs]
Willow: [she was still standing there to see him look back.
And she was still there a full minute after that.
It was another minute still, before the door finally, softly closed]
Bye Billy.
Fifth Doctor: I do wish my friends would stop trying to kill each other.
Chizuru: Kuma-chan... was one of the nicest people I've met here! And one of the prettiest girls! E-even if she was only a B-c-cuuuup!!
Gaara: ... I suppose you were trying to help a friend. But I will not kiss any more boys.
Ino: Why don't you throw Crowley in the fountain? That'd be way more fun.
Guts: I don't count Crowley amongst my friends, but I might consider it.
Ino: Yeah, but it would be fun. His sunglasses might even fall off.
Guts: Heaven forbid. [lol get it]
Ino: [makes like a 'pfffft' noise] That was so bad it was good.
Bella: Why are you ... throwing a party with Jacob?
Edward: If you want we can kick out Jake. He's kind of a buzzkill.
Jacob: Fuck that, bro. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?
Edward: What the fuck, bro. She was totally gonna fall for it.
Bella: I can see this, you know.
Allen, to Sai: If you never mention Naruto's dick again where I can see it, I'll consider being friends.
Billy: (interrupting a conversation about magic) I… missed something.
Willow: We missed you.
Jilly: There was a lot of missing going on.
Kanda: SCRW YOU
Miranda: We miss you too.
Miwako: Is Kanda a boss monster??
Allen: Boss monster? Eh, I don't think so. He's with us, so I guess you could say he's a good monster!
LOSSES
Yugito: These are amusing, if unpredictable, occurrences, are they not?
Yolei: Amusing like a root canal.
Buffy: You got amnesia again or something?
Future!Peter: No.
Buffy: Soo... this is... you just having a special day?
Valentine: Ten? Ten? Bloody hell, you aren't dying, are you?
Tenth Doctor: VALENTINE, I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A HOMOSAPIEN.
Valentine: WELL, IF IT IS ANY CONSOLATION, AT LEAST YOU WERE NOT TURNED INTO A SLUG.
Church, upon identifying girl!York: Dude, warn a guy or something!
Willow: What exactly have you gotten yourself into?
Xander (stuck in Cordelia’s body): ...do I sound like anyone else you know?
Willow: [it sinks in] You got yourself into Cordelia?? [wait...] You know what? I never said that. Forget that I ever said that. Or pictured it.
Parker, after having turned into her favorite thing, MONEY: Maybe for your next loss you'll turn into a painting.
Sophie: You mean like that movie-- walking about from painting to painting, traveling between each and being restricted only to frames?
Parker: I meant being an actual painting, but your way sounds a lot more fun. Especially if you walk into one with surrealism.
Sophie: I don't think Dali would appreciate me being in his works, however.
Parker: You'd probably make the value of whatever painting you land in skyrocket.
Sophie: And you'd steal me away, wouldn't you?
Parker: Before you even went on display.
DEATH
Zelman: So what's the cap-off limit for secret-keeping, then?
Joshua: Depends on how many you'd like dead.
Zelman: I'm shooting for a dozen.
Joshua: In your case, then, thirteen.
Faith: Best start running. Think you can preach from six under?
Abel: I'll face my fate like a man!
Abel: ...Pleasedon'tkillme!
[When Joshua asked in an entry if you would let five men die, or kill one man from an oncoming train]
Joshua: You would close your eyes and let fate choose its course?
Grif: Dude, I don't think I'd even close my eyes. How often do you see a bunch of guys get run over by a train? That's pretty intense.
Azrael/Death: AND THE OVERWEIGHT INDIVIDUAL OF THAT MASS WOULD NOT BE LONG FOR THE WORLD TO BEGIN WITH. SO IT WOULD BE A STRAIGHT SIX.
Joshua: Might I suggest pushing the man shortly after the train passes?
Azrael/Death: NO.
Joshua: Food for thought, ladies and gentlemen: We are all going to die.
Discuss.
Rin:What movie?
Dr. Venture: I don't even remember what it was called. The Happenstance, I think. People kept dropping dead like some kind of suicide epidemic. And it turned out it was because of - are you ready for this? - EVIL PSYCHIC TREES.
Rin:...Why were they evil?
Rin:Was it because of traumatic events that took place when they were saplings?
Cross: Too sick to reach the wine... It's all over. [a sneeze]
Cordelia: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure someone's about to find a dead body or something.
Spike (BTVS): [To Peter] You're not one've those blokes with a death wish, are you?
Kanda: Snowman = R.I.P.
Lavi: You're serious about all this, huh.
Sandman!Death: I'd say deathly serious, but that's so cliché it's not funny.
Lavi: Let's say you're Death - how come I'm talking to you here? You're not gonna tell me my time's up, right?
Death: Let's say that I am. And we're talking because I love you. Of course, I love everyone I meet, and I meet everyone. ♥
Miranda: They really ought to get out more....and at least you won't have died in vain!
Lavi: Well, I was kinda hoping not to die at all, but I guess that's a pretty good way of looking at it.
Sora: KILL ME?! What are you? A villain?
Misa: Are YOU a villain?!
Travis: [Still sobbing. It's really sad] Are you there God? It's me...Travis. Why hath thou forsaken me in my hour of need?
Spike: Didn't you hear me? HE DOESN'T EXIST!
Reno: [finishes pulling out the glass shards] We already established there ain't a God, Travis. Personally I wonder if you killed him.
Travis: Oh my God...I KILLED GOD! I'm the worst monster that ever monster'd! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
Yami no Yuugi: ... Death just hugged me. I'm not sure how I should cope with this.
Beat: So you can't die and stay dead?!
Axel: Tell me if you get someone to drop dead at fifteen paces from snark alone.
POWER
Lavi: So you're not invincible, huh.
Cross: Come here and we'll see.
Peter: I am a warrior of truth, justice, and deep scrubbing action!!
Miwako: Is this telepathy??
Zuko: ...Firebending?
Maya: ... That's kind of a weird name.
Zuko: Weird?? What's weird about it?
Maya: Well it's not like you're bending the fire in half. Why not call it... Firestarting, or something?
Zuko: Because-- [how to explain] Bending doesn't start anything. It manipulates what is already there.
Maya: [kind of tries to look behind him, like he's hiding a lighter] I don't see any fire.
Zuko: For fire, it's inside. The warmth inside the body.
Maya: But that's not 'bending' it, more like... squeezing it out?
Zuko: [just... incredulous for a minute] No, it's bending-- there is no squeezing!
Sylar: It's not a completely useless ability.
Peter: Yes. I can see how melting a coffee pot could come in handy.
Sylar: I'll just be over here. Accidentally decimating the castle.
Leondias: I WILL BRING MY COURAGE, MY STRENGTH, AND MY SWORD. THAT IS ALL I NEED.
That's all for today! Seeya all tomorrow!
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And Travis killing God. These bring back so many memories.