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Paradisa Anniversary Quotes: Part I of ???
Hi everybody!
It's time for the first part of a multi-part series, showing all the favorite quotes submitted by Paradisa muns over the past five years! And yes, this will take many days to do.
Today's topics are Paradisa residents on: Paradisa; Love and Relationships; Fun and Games and Animals, Insects and Dinosaurs.
PARADISA
Various People: Kitchen's on the first floor
Various People: I'm bored.
Kyle: I found this six-hundred-something page magical journal version of myspace about how I'm basically stuck in a mini alternate universe full of people who seem like they've come straight out of a Japanese animated television show.
Faye: So... [she tapped the page] ...what kind of crazy dream world is this, and when do I wake up?
Howl: A dream world? More like a jellyfish world, don't you think? It floats around quite unobtrusively and snatches up whatever drifts into its tentacles.
Although... a jellyfish is a passive predator, so I suppose that's not quite as accurate a description as it could be. An octopus world? They are a bit more proactive. Still, they mostly jump on whatever comes by, and this world seeks.
What kind of world would this be... subtle, but not passive, seeking and selecting certain people from world to world... [His voice dies off in a distracted mutter, ha ha. D:]
Faye: [eyes the journal for a moment] ...Sounds like a woman, to me.
Harry: I'm beginning to think I've figured out Paradisa's grand plan. It's like Hansel and fucking Gretel. We're all gonna gorge ourselves on food, get super-fucking-fat, and then while we're all sleeping, WHAM: SURPRISE LIPOSUCTION.
Joshua: Hello, hello, I've been out for most of the day. Did I miss anything?
Delirium: Mm. People said things they didn't mean and they everybody got all ahhhh at something.
Joshua: So... business as usual, basically?
Delirium: Yes~!
Janitor: Ninjas in the clinic, and ghosts doing a janitor's work. I always knew I would be transported to a different dimension, but I never expected this.
Zexion: I wouldn't call Paradisa a comedy.
Rin:Maybe for someone with a really twisted sense of humor.
Zexion: Perhaps. Even then, it isn't a comedy –– just something to appeal to someone's fetish.
Rin:That's a pretty gross fetish, too.
Zexion: [Shrug.] Whoever they are, I think they'd be a good conversationalist.
Five: ... This is Paradisa. Not just the building, but the town around it, and the dimension, as well, I should think. [wryly] Whoever first decided to name it all was dreadfully creative.
Cassie, to Bart: Welcome to Paradisa, where all the superheroes go for a vacation, apparently.
Penny: [laughs] You're probably right. I've seen some odd stuff already and this place is pretty big.
Billy: Yeah, it really has a knack of... [--giving you a doppelganger, turning you into a ravenous vampire, convincing you that magic is real, turning your friends into mindless town zombies, covering you in the guts of an exploding nightmare creature, attacking you with hordes of demons, bringing the girl of your dreams back to life--] ...surprising you.
Ted: I love this place. It's like my last vacation, but real and not just a screen saver on my computer.
Suzaku: It would appear that this place has three settings...Drunk, depressed, and violent.
Aya Shameimaru: Yep, you're new. Welcome to Yuu Yuu Panda Land! Aya Shameimaru, reporting! Don't be too surprised if your companions aren't with you. ♥
Parker: Me me panda land?
Aya: Yuu Yuu. Yuu Yuu Panda Land! Or Cair Paradisa, if you're a little more serious about it. The place kidnapped you from your world and pulled you here against your will. ♥
Parker: That's what I said. Me me.
Kanda: I should mention this place is capable of manipulating people.
Timothy: So yer its bitch now?
Kanda: [WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE] No more than you are.
Abel: AAH! It's writing down everything I say and do?! [FLINGS IT] The power of Christ compels you!! What is this?! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Lorne: You never know what sort of curve ball the castle's going to throw at you next.
Delta's Son, Gary: WHAT IF IT THROWS A SPITBALL?
Delta: Then you will either have to learn mobility or become insubstantial, Gary.
Lorne: [Laugh] Or know where the nearest shower is.
Delta's Son, Gary: NOOOOOOO. I AM NOT WATER RESISTANT LIKE MY FATHER.
Travis: Dear Castle Wonderfuck.
What.
The.
Fucking.
Goddamn.
Shit-eating.
Wall-banging.
Puppy-exploding.
Cheesecake-fucking.
MONKEY BALLS WAS THAT SHIT!?
Seth Nightlord: Think of it this way. We've stepped up from talking crazy spiders to lumps and frogs. Or maybe that's a downgrade.
Cross: I am not sure how much of an upgrade lumps and frogs who are portals count.
Crowley: Think about it... if I could make a magic castle that would kidnap people from other worlds, don't you think I would have done it a few thousand years ago?
Aziraphale: [most of that is disregarded in favour of...] Other worlds? How fascinating...
Crowley: Yeah. There are people from all over the place here, it's very interesting. [he doesn't sound that interested]
Aziraphale: Well, Scotland has been getting a lot more diverse.
Dante: I hate you, Paradisa. I hate you and your shitty porn.
Shampoo: Yuu Yuu Panda Land sound like bad park in China.
Cordelia: Two words I never want to hear in this place.
Allen: ....Eh?
Cordelia: 'Oh shit'. Usually implies something bad has or will happen.'
Claire: Welcome to Paradisa?
Peter: Sanity not included.
Mr. H: If this were hell, they would've sent you home already.
Joshua: Would they tire of me that easily?
Mr. H: They wouldn't want you to take over.
Joshua: They shouldn't make it so easy.
Shuin: I notice that everyone here is either crazy hyper bonkers like they have too much sugar up their asses or all emo stoic pretending to not like anyone when that's likely but probably not true. ARE THERE NO IN-BETWEENERS? IS THERE NO JUSTICE?
Euphemia: So there is something odd about this place...
Shampoo: ... ... Is castle in place no recognize, castle no end, no one know why here. Is now you think something odd?
York: Plenty of people been quiet, though. Quiet ones... almost always disappear.
Zoe: You saying the way out of Paradisa is to be quiet and no one thought to mention this?
Ford: I've decided that whatever sentient force is behind all this is a bloody lunatic.
Washington: Or a magnificent bastard.
Subaru Hoshikawa: You don't ever get used to being here, though...
Travis Touchdown: ...You know? I ain't so sure personally. I mean, yeah, this place brings back the dead and throws out some real fucked up crap and all that but...Got more here than I do back home.
Subaru: ...R-really...?
Travis: Well. Back home I'm broke, been taken advantage of, probably wanted for murdering half of Santa Destroy, and am currently the number one target for every aspiring hitman and assassin going. Not to mention I might be going back to get my head chopped off.
Here? I've made some real good pals, I own a bar and run it well, I've got a pet bear and, if you want to go down sappy avenue, a bit of a...I got myself a family of sorts.
So for me? Yeah. Really.
LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
Dalek Caan: Doc-Tor Angry Face. Maybe there is hope for a crazy Dalek and a mixed up Time Lord in this crazy, mixed up world. LET US MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER. LET US BE IN MARRIED BLISS!
Ninth Doctor: ....You've got to be joking. ....Please tell me you're joking.
Dalek Caan: OH BAY-BE I LOVE YOU LONG, LONG TIME.
Ninth Doctor: Bloody castle. Look, you don't really want to er...marry me.
Dalek Caan: YES I DO. I'm never going to give you up, and I'm never going to let you down, I will never run around and desert you.
Guts: ...You really think I'd throw you in the fountain this time of night?
Ino: I just got through a conversation about love and trust and boyfriends with you and it was only a tiny bit awkward. Right now, anything is possible.
Amanda: Crowley. The only thing better than sharing love with each other is sharing it with eight other people.
Abel, at his wedding: Um. ...Li... lith...I... [OVERTHINKING...?...just...shut up and talk, Abel.] I-- ...love you. [a little pause, as he shifts his weight a bit before taking one of her hands, smoothing a thumb over soft knuckles...] ...Those words, seem... underwhelming, in a way. 'Love...' It's more than that, isn't it...?
Abel: I've known since I was a boy that I wanted to spend my life with you. Even if, at the time... I didn't understand what that meant... and I went about things all the wrong way, to get to the place where I could finally be with you again... [and he holds her hand tightly, now. even brave enough to look her in the face! ignore the pink in his face. it's just there for decoration.] ...Second chances are so rare. I've been granted so many... and despite knowing how unlikely it is I deserve it, I am so infinitely grateful for them all. ...Especially... this one.
Abel: ...I keep waking up... expecting all of this to be a dream, or-- a fairy tale, to go right along with the magic castle. The reality of seeing you smile every morning... […] ...You'll never know how much that means to me. What I'd give to protect it, forever. And that's what I'll do, Lilith...No matter what, I--[he hesitates... twines their fingers together a little tighter, sincerity vehement in these words.] ...I'll protect your happiness every last one of your days. I won't fail you, because this-- is... more than love to me. I vow this to you, as long as I live.
Caterina: [Caterina smiles fondly in the face of such a beautiful vow. Ah Abel. You've come a long way from that broken dark angel she found in the crypt. She lets the weight of that statement settle over everyone before turning to Lilith.] It is now your turn, Lilith Sahl.
Lilith: [His words to her were unimportant really, it was seeing the truth behind them in his eyes that brought an uncharacteristic lump to her throat. Just for a moment before she spoke, she took half a step forwards and cupped his cheek in a gesture centuries old, smile soft at her lips as she looked at him and him alone.Her Abel.]
Lilith: Long before this day, I would tell you I was thankful for my life. Thankful for the chance to be born into such a beautiful world, where there was limitless capacity for good. But I have never been more grateful for anything than to be born into a world with you. The greatest blessing I could have asked for, was to watch you live and grow and learn, and to stand beside you as you walked through life.
Lilith: [Pausing, she exhaled a soft shaky breath, a fluttering of nerves in her own stomach, even as her heart was utterly sure. This man...] I owe you thanks for more than you could ever know, for showing me each day that every man had the potential to walk in God's light. You are my faith in this world, Abel. You are my hope, my love and my soul. [Her thumb stroked under one winter blue eye, before her hand finally dropped to her side.] I wish you could see what I see when I look at you, and know the radiance and beauty that I am reminded of every time I look in your eyes. For the rest of my life, I will stand beside you... I will help shoulder your burdens and share with you your joys. But most of all, I will help you see yourself with my eyes. That is the vow I make to you today.
Aziraphale, on finding out about Crowley and Castiel's relationship: [He had actually been referring to Castiel. An angel in a relationship with a demon was odd enough, but a homosexual relationship...He feels a little awkward, not wanting to judge and yet he had a niggling feeling of vague guilt that he should disapprove. Perhaps he could disapprove of it in theory, and not quite practice? Hm. Dilemmas.]
Aziraphale: [He had to say something, and yet he had no idea what. What was the usual thing people said in this situation?Congratulations? No... no, that was for weddings. Happy Homosexual Day? No, that couldn't be right. Thinking back over all the (very few) modernish movies and TV shows and plays he had seen, he tried to remember just how people were supposed to react when a friend who was not a friend told you they were in a gay relationship with the 'enemy'.]
Aziraphale: [There's a pause. Awkwaaaaaard throat clearing...] If you're happy, well... I'm quite sure Leviticus is only clear on a man laying with another man specifically.
Amanda: Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Ninth Doctor: Uh huh, sure. You know, you look kinda familiar.
Amanda: Yeah, you do too, but umm, I just wanted to know... do you know somebody named... you, you know his name.
Ninth Doctor: Oh, yeah definitely I know his name.
Amanda: I just wanted to let you know that he's mine.
Ninth Doctor: Huh? No no, he's mine.
Amanda: ♫ You need to give it up. Had about enough. It's not hard to see the boy is miiine... ♪
Ninth Doctor: I'm sorry that you seem to be confused. He belongs to me, the boy is mine.
Tortimer: By those powers given to me, I now pronounce you Duck and Pig!--oh! Oops! Human... human and human. Man and wife, human and human.
Peter: I'm sure you attract attention no matter what you do.
Jan: Fucking A! People love me that goddamn much.
Faith: Whatever. Guess so. The only one I ever know who's always got my back is me. Casual conversation, fine, whatever. I party, I fuck, I move on. It's gotten me by so far.
Reno: And as for us?
Faith: What about us?
Reno: You know, playing dumb is about as hot on you as it is on me.
Faith: I ain't Turks.
Reno: And I ain't home.
FUN & GAMES
Crowley: Football. It's called: FOOT. BALL. Not soccer.
Barney: You British people really miss out on REAL football, then.
Crowley: American Football is just a pansy-arse version of rugby. Invent your own game, turkey lickers.
Barney: Turkey-lickers. Wow, that's ... actually pretty original. I don't know whether I'm insulted or impressed.
Crowley: I'm talented like that.
Rin:A final waltz? A last rondeau? Don't take this so lightly, Count! This is neither game nor dance - what you propose is an ultimate showdown between light and darkness! A confrontation that could tear the fabric of Paradisa asunder! (Also, Glitz will probably pull all your hair out if she catches you this time.)
Zelman: Jenga's not supposed to be a violent game.
Shinji: I think any game with Asuka is a violent game eventually.
Billy: [a decidedly evil chuckle as he plays the Paradisa verison of Pandemic 2]
[the clicking of a computer mouse]
I've got you now...
...
[clicking suddenly stops] What? Again??
[a fist banging down on a desk] --MADAGASCAR!!
Chris Perry Halliwell: You must be a lot of fun at parties.
Yuan Ka-Fai: ...I can honestly say that no one's ever said that to me before.
Zelman: Having fun?
Legato: I don’t know what I’m having.
Zelman: It looks like you’re having… Hamlet, with some of le Barbier de Seville. [tilts his head…] But I came in halfway, so I’m not sure…
Deadpool: Fighting dinosaurs is like riding a bike. You never really forget how fun it is. Except bike riding is kinda boring and dinosaur fighting is hilarious and awesome
Faith: Can't even make a snowball fight fun. Your childhood must like hate you.
Buffy: Hey. I can be plenty of fun! I'm Fun City!
Faith: Sounds like that place's been closed down for business for a long time.
Buffy: It has not. It's on holiday for renovations.
Deadpool: I HAVE A PENIS AGAIN! YAY! NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!
Hiroshi: Come on, people. There's a pool, if you're feeling particularly restless, GO JUMP IN IT. You can't swim? Run around outside. You don't have legs? PLAY PING-PONG.
Kanda: Why don't you go entertain yourself with some cute girls and GO AWAY?
Lavi: You're the closest thing, Yuu.
Tatsuki: Oh, and next time people start saying they're bored and want something to do? They're stupid, don't listen to them. just because they seem to like having the apocalypse brought down on them doesn't mean we ALL do.
ANIMALS, INSECTS AND DINOSAURS
Aang: The Peace Patrol? Why would I know what they're up to? They're probably off rescuing small animals from trees or something.
Richard:Geez, the people here are so stingy!
Maybe if I had a monkey ...
A monkey on fire ...
Newt: Er, um...nice snake. Very nice snake. Please don't bite me, I-I could really do without that right now.
Arthur: If that arrives here...I'm going to burn it.
Crowley: It's not yours to burn, it's Allen’s.
Arthur: Which makes it mine by extension, and so I'm burning it.
Crowley: Don't you want an alcoholic donkey called Steve in your life? Allen named it.
Allen: I did not!
Misa: Why is it always stupid B-movie invasions and never something cute like puppies?! I mean except that one time-- AH! You creep, don't touch a girl like that!
Bad Girl: I am fucking afraid of camping out in those tents tonight. I mean, they might be herbivores but I totally don't want to get STEPPED on by some dumbfuck giant dino who doesn't care about us. Just because they're herbivores doesn't mean they're nice people.
Bad Girl: ... I just called dinosaurs people.
Ino: You want a reward? [gets up on her tiptoes and pats him on the head] Good boy.
Guts: ... [tugs her ponytail] What am I, a dog?
Ino: [laughs]
Guts: Woof.
Yue: [What's that white ball of fuzz at the bottom of the stairs? Is it lost? It would certainly seem so. Or is it actually trying to climb the stairs? But that's quite a long ways, so maybe it's just sort of sitting there looking, well, fuzzy. In any case, there's a polar bear cub in the lobby. What to do, what to do?]
Azula: [coming downstairs. She puts her hands on her hips and looks down at the fuzzy little thing.] Well, well, what do we have here?
Yue: [She knows that voice. That's the voice of someone who more than likely isn't there to pet her new, soft fur. Instinctively, she cowers just slightly while looking up at Azula towering over her.]
Azula: [puts a foot out, and shoves the polar bear right over by the face. Pause, smirk.] Oops.
Grif: Hating Caboose is kind of like hating a retarded puppy.
Weight Companion Cube: [When turned into a dog] ...I hear them. I hear it.
I can feel all of it. Like with skin--when I had fur--but different.
Something is happening. Something bright and vibrating.
It is happening.
They are leaving. Hiding and tucking and fighting and being followed.
What is it that is happening?
That's all for now! Seeya tomorrow!
It's time for the first part of a multi-part series, showing all the favorite quotes submitted by Paradisa muns over the past five years! And yes, this will take many days to do.
Today's topics are Paradisa residents on: Paradisa; Love and Relationships; Fun and Games and Animals, Insects and Dinosaurs.
PARADISA
Various People: Kitchen's on the first floor
Various People: I'm bored.
Kyle: I found this six-hundred-something page magical journal version of myspace about how I'm basically stuck in a mini alternate universe full of people who seem like they've come straight out of a Japanese animated television show.
Faye: So... [she tapped the page] ...what kind of crazy dream world is this, and when do I wake up?
Howl: A dream world? More like a jellyfish world, don't you think? It floats around quite unobtrusively and snatches up whatever drifts into its tentacles.
Although... a jellyfish is a passive predator, so I suppose that's not quite as accurate a description as it could be. An octopus world? They are a bit more proactive. Still, they mostly jump on whatever comes by, and this world seeks.
What kind of world would this be... subtle, but not passive, seeking and selecting certain people from world to world... [His voice dies off in a distracted mutter, ha ha. D:]
Faye: [eyes the journal for a moment] ...Sounds like a woman, to me.
Harry: I'm beginning to think I've figured out Paradisa's grand plan. It's like Hansel and fucking Gretel. We're all gonna gorge ourselves on food, get super-fucking-fat, and then while we're all sleeping, WHAM: SURPRISE LIPOSUCTION.
Joshua: Hello, hello, I've been out for most of the day. Did I miss anything?
Delirium: Mm. People said things they didn't mean and they everybody got all ahhhh at something.
Joshua: So... business as usual, basically?
Delirium: Yes~!
Janitor: Ninjas in the clinic, and ghosts doing a janitor's work. I always knew I would be transported to a different dimension, but I never expected this.
Zexion: I wouldn't call Paradisa a comedy.
Rin:Maybe for someone with a really twisted sense of humor.
Zexion: Perhaps. Even then, it isn't a comedy –– just something to appeal to someone's fetish.
Rin:That's a pretty gross fetish, too.
Zexion: [Shrug.] Whoever they are, I think they'd be a good conversationalist.
Five: ... This is Paradisa. Not just the building, but the town around it, and the dimension, as well, I should think. [wryly] Whoever first decided to name it all was dreadfully creative.
Cassie, to Bart: Welcome to Paradisa, where all the superheroes go for a vacation, apparently.
Penny: [laughs] You're probably right. I've seen some odd stuff already and this place is pretty big.
Billy: Yeah, it really has a knack of... [--giving you a doppelganger, turning you into a ravenous vampire, convincing you that magic is real, turning your friends into mindless town zombies, covering you in the guts of an exploding nightmare creature, attacking you with hordes of demons, bringing the girl of your dreams back to life--] ...surprising you.
Ted: I love this place. It's like my last vacation, but real and not just a screen saver on my computer.
Suzaku: It would appear that this place has three settings...Drunk, depressed, and violent.
Aya Shameimaru: Yep, you're new. Welcome to Yuu Yuu Panda Land! Aya Shameimaru, reporting! Don't be too surprised if your companions aren't with you. ♥
Parker: Me me panda land?
Aya: Yuu Yuu. Yuu Yuu Panda Land! Or Cair Paradisa, if you're a little more serious about it. The place kidnapped you from your world and pulled you here against your will. ♥
Parker: That's what I said. Me me.
Kanda: I should mention this place is capable of manipulating people.
Timothy: So yer its bitch now?
Kanda: [WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE] No more than you are.
Abel: AAH! It's writing down everything I say and do?! [FLINGS IT] The power of Christ compels you!! What is this?! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Lorne: You never know what sort of curve ball the castle's going to throw at you next.
Delta's Son, Gary: WHAT IF IT THROWS A SPITBALL?
Delta: Then you will either have to learn mobility or become insubstantial, Gary.
Lorne: [Laugh] Or know where the nearest shower is.
Delta's Son, Gary: NOOOOOOO. I AM NOT WATER RESISTANT LIKE MY FATHER.
Travis: Dear Castle Wonderfuck.
What.
The.
Fucking.
Goddamn.
Shit-eating.
Wall-banging.
Puppy-exploding.
Cheesecake-fucking.
MONKEY BALLS WAS THAT SHIT!?
Seth Nightlord: Think of it this way. We've stepped up from talking crazy spiders to lumps and frogs. Or maybe that's a downgrade.
Cross: I am not sure how much of an upgrade lumps and frogs who are portals count.
Crowley: Think about it... if I could make a magic castle that would kidnap people from other worlds, don't you think I would have done it a few thousand years ago?
Aziraphale: [most of that is disregarded in favour of...] Other worlds? How fascinating...
Crowley: Yeah. There are people from all over the place here, it's very interesting. [he doesn't sound that interested]
Aziraphale: Well, Scotland has been getting a lot more diverse.
Dante: I hate you, Paradisa. I hate you and your shitty porn.
Shampoo: Yuu Yuu Panda Land sound like bad park in China.
Cordelia: Two words I never want to hear in this place.
Allen: ....Eh?
Cordelia: 'Oh shit'. Usually implies something bad has or will happen.'
Claire: Welcome to Paradisa?
Peter: Sanity not included.
Mr. H: If this were hell, they would've sent you home already.
Joshua: Would they tire of me that easily?
Mr. H: They wouldn't want you to take over.
Joshua: They shouldn't make it so easy.
Shuin: I notice that everyone here is either crazy hyper bonkers like they have too much sugar up their asses or all emo stoic pretending to not like anyone when that's likely but probably not true. ARE THERE NO IN-BETWEENERS? IS THERE NO JUSTICE?
Euphemia: So there is something odd about this place...
Shampoo: ... ... Is castle in place no recognize, castle no end, no one know why here. Is now you think something odd?
York: Plenty of people been quiet, though. Quiet ones... almost always disappear.
Zoe: You saying the way out of Paradisa is to be quiet and no one thought to mention this?
Ford: I've decided that whatever sentient force is behind all this is a bloody lunatic.
Washington: Or a magnificent bastard.
Subaru Hoshikawa: You don't ever get used to being here, though...
Travis Touchdown: ...You know? I ain't so sure personally. I mean, yeah, this place brings back the dead and throws out some real fucked up crap and all that but...Got more here than I do back home.
Subaru: ...R-really...?
Travis: Well. Back home I'm broke, been taken advantage of, probably wanted for murdering half of Santa Destroy, and am currently the number one target for every aspiring hitman and assassin going. Not to mention I might be going back to get my head chopped off.
Here? I've made some real good pals, I own a bar and run it well, I've got a pet bear and, if you want to go down sappy avenue, a bit of a...I got myself a family of sorts.
So for me? Yeah. Really.
LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
Dalek Caan: Doc-Tor Angry Face. Maybe there is hope for a crazy Dalek and a mixed up Time Lord in this crazy, mixed up world. LET US MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER. LET US BE IN MARRIED BLISS!
Ninth Doctor: ....You've got to be joking. ....Please tell me you're joking.
Dalek Caan: OH BAY-BE I LOVE YOU LONG, LONG TIME.
Ninth Doctor: Bloody castle. Look, you don't really want to er...marry me.
Dalek Caan: YES I DO. I'm never going to give you up, and I'm never going to let you down, I will never run around and desert you.
Guts: ...You really think I'd throw you in the fountain this time of night?
Ino: I just got through a conversation about love and trust and boyfriends with you and it was only a tiny bit awkward. Right now, anything is possible.
Amanda: Crowley. The only thing better than sharing love with each other is sharing it with eight other people.
Abel, at his wedding: Um. ...Li... lith...I... [OVERTHINKING...?...just...shut up and talk, Abel.] I-- ...love you. [a little pause, as he shifts his weight a bit before taking one of her hands, smoothing a thumb over soft knuckles...] ...Those words, seem... underwhelming, in a way. 'Love...' It's more than that, isn't it...?
Abel: I've known since I was a boy that I wanted to spend my life with you. Even if, at the time... I didn't understand what that meant... and I went about things all the wrong way, to get to the place where I could finally be with you again... [and he holds her hand tightly, now. even brave enough to look her in the face! ignore the pink in his face. it's just there for decoration.] ...Second chances are so rare. I've been granted so many... and despite knowing how unlikely it is I deserve it, I am so infinitely grateful for them all. ...Especially... this one.
Abel: ...I keep waking up... expecting all of this to be a dream, or-- a fairy tale, to go right along with the magic castle. The reality of seeing you smile every morning... […] ...You'll never know how much that means to me. What I'd give to protect it, forever. And that's what I'll do, Lilith...No matter what, I--[he hesitates... twines their fingers together a little tighter, sincerity vehement in these words.] ...I'll protect your happiness every last one of your days. I won't fail you, because this-- is... more than love to me. I vow this to you, as long as I live.
Caterina: [Caterina smiles fondly in the face of such a beautiful vow. Ah Abel. You've come a long way from that broken dark angel she found in the crypt. She lets the weight of that statement settle over everyone before turning to Lilith.] It is now your turn, Lilith Sahl.
Lilith: [His words to her were unimportant really, it was seeing the truth behind them in his eyes that brought an uncharacteristic lump to her throat. Just for a moment before she spoke, she took half a step forwards and cupped his cheek in a gesture centuries old, smile soft at her lips as she looked at him and him alone.Her Abel.]
Lilith: Long before this day, I would tell you I was thankful for my life. Thankful for the chance to be born into such a beautiful world, where there was limitless capacity for good. But I have never been more grateful for anything than to be born into a world with you. The greatest blessing I could have asked for, was to watch you live and grow and learn, and to stand beside you as you walked through life.
Lilith: [Pausing, she exhaled a soft shaky breath, a fluttering of nerves in her own stomach, even as her heart was utterly sure. This man...] I owe you thanks for more than you could ever know, for showing me each day that every man had the potential to walk in God's light. You are my faith in this world, Abel. You are my hope, my love and my soul. [Her thumb stroked under one winter blue eye, before her hand finally dropped to her side.] I wish you could see what I see when I look at you, and know the radiance and beauty that I am reminded of every time I look in your eyes. For the rest of my life, I will stand beside you... I will help shoulder your burdens and share with you your joys. But most of all, I will help you see yourself with my eyes. That is the vow I make to you today.
Aziraphale, on finding out about Crowley and Castiel's relationship: [He had actually been referring to Castiel. An angel in a relationship with a demon was odd enough, but a homosexual relationship...He feels a little awkward, not wanting to judge and yet he had a niggling feeling of vague guilt that he should disapprove. Perhaps he could disapprove of it in theory, and not quite practice? Hm. Dilemmas.]
Aziraphale: [He had to say something, and yet he had no idea what. What was the usual thing people said in this situation?Congratulations? No... no, that was for weddings. Happy Homosexual Day? No, that couldn't be right. Thinking back over all the (very few) modernish movies and TV shows and plays he had seen, he tried to remember just how people were supposed to react when a friend who was not a friend told you they were in a gay relationship with the 'enemy'.]
Aziraphale: [There's a pause. Awkwaaaaaard throat clearing...] If you're happy, well... I'm quite sure Leviticus is only clear on a man laying with another man specifically.
Amanda: Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Ninth Doctor: Uh huh, sure. You know, you look kinda familiar.
Amanda: Yeah, you do too, but umm, I just wanted to know... do you know somebody named... you, you know his name.
Ninth Doctor: Oh, yeah definitely I know his name.
Amanda: I just wanted to let you know that he's mine.
Ninth Doctor: Huh? No no, he's mine.
Amanda: ♫ You need to give it up. Had about enough. It's not hard to see the boy is miiine... ♪
Ninth Doctor: I'm sorry that you seem to be confused. He belongs to me, the boy is mine.
Tortimer: By those powers given to me, I now pronounce you Duck and Pig!--oh! Oops! Human... human and human. Man and wife, human and human.
Peter: I'm sure you attract attention no matter what you do.
Jan: Fucking A! People love me that goddamn much.
Faith: Whatever. Guess so. The only one I ever know who's always got my back is me. Casual conversation, fine, whatever. I party, I fuck, I move on. It's gotten me by so far.
Reno: And as for us?
Faith: What about us?
Reno: You know, playing dumb is about as hot on you as it is on me.
Faith: I ain't Turks.
Reno: And I ain't home.
FUN & GAMES
Crowley: Football. It's called: FOOT. BALL. Not soccer.
Barney: You British people really miss out on REAL football, then.
Crowley: American Football is just a pansy-arse version of rugby. Invent your own game, turkey lickers.
Barney: Turkey-lickers. Wow, that's ... actually pretty original. I don't know whether I'm insulted or impressed.
Crowley: I'm talented like that.
Rin:A final waltz? A last rondeau? Don't take this so lightly, Count! This is neither game nor dance - what you propose is an ultimate showdown between light and darkness! A confrontation that could tear the fabric of Paradisa asunder! (Also, Glitz will probably pull all your hair out if she catches you this time.)
Zelman: Jenga's not supposed to be a violent game.
Shinji: I think any game with Asuka is a violent game eventually.
Billy: [a decidedly evil chuckle as he plays the Paradisa verison of Pandemic 2]
[the clicking of a computer mouse]
I've got you now...
...
[clicking suddenly stops] What? Again??
[a fist banging down on a desk] --MADAGASCAR!!
Chris Perry Halliwell: You must be a lot of fun at parties.
Yuan Ka-Fai: ...I can honestly say that no one's ever said that to me before.
Zelman: Having fun?
Legato: I don’t know what I’m having.
Zelman: It looks like you’re having… Hamlet, with some of le Barbier de Seville. [tilts his head…] But I came in halfway, so I’m not sure…
Deadpool: Fighting dinosaurs is like riding a bike. You never really forget how fun it is. Except bike riding is kinda boring and dinosaur fighting is hilarious and awesome
Faith: Can't even make a snowball fight fun. Your childhood must like hate you.
Buffy: Hey. I can be plenty of fun! I'm Fun City!
Faith: Sounds like that place's been closed down for business for a long time.
Buffy: It has not. It's on holiday for renovations.
Deadpool: I HAVE A PENIS AGAIN! YAY! NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!
Hiroshi: Come on, people. There's a pool, if you're feeling particularly restless, GO JUMP IN IT. You can't swim? Run around outside. You don't have legs? PLAY PING-PONG.
Kanda: Why don't you go entertain yourself with some cute girls and GO AWAY?
Lavi: You're the closest thing, Yuu.
Tatsuki: Oh, and next time people start saying they're bored and want something to do? They're stupid, don't listen to them. just because they seem to like having the apocalypse brought down on them doesn't mean we ALL do.
ANIMALS, INSECTS AND DINOSAURS
Aang: The Peace Patrol? Why would I know what they're up to? They're probably off rescuing small animals from trees or something.
Richard:Geez, the people here are so stingy!
Maybe if I had a monkey ...
A monkey on fire ...
Newt: Er, um...nice snake. Very nice snake. Please don't bite me, I-I could really do without that right now.
Arthur: If that arrives here...I'm going to burn it.
Crowley: It's not yours to burn, it's Allen’s.
Arthur: Which makes it mine by extension, and so I'm burning it.
Crowley: Don't you want an alcoholic donkey called Steve in your life? Allen named it.
Allen: I did not!
Misa: Why is it always stupid B-movie invasions and never something cute like puppies?! I mean except that one time-- AH! You creep, don't touch a girl like that!
Bad Girl: I am fucking afraid of camping out in those tents tonight. I mean, they might be herbivores but I totally don't want to get STEPPED on by some dumbfuck giant dino who doesn't care about us. Just because they're herbivores doesn't mean they're nice people.
Bad Girl: ... I just called dinosaurs people.
Ino: You want a reward? [gets up on her tiptoes and pats him on the head] Good boy.
Guts: ... [tugs her ponytail] What am I, a dog?
Ino: [laughs]
Guts: Woof.
Yue: [What's that white ball of fuzz at the bottom of the stairs? Is it lost? It would certainly seem so. Or is it actually trying to climb the stairs? But that's quite a long ways, so maybe it's just sort of sitting there looking, well, fuzzy. In any case, there's a polar bear cub in the lobby. What to do, what to do?]
Azula: [coming downstairs. She puts her hands on her hips and looks down at the fuzzy little thing.] Well, well, what do we have here?
Yue: [She knows that voice. That's the voice of someone who more than likely isn't there to pet her new, soft fur. Instinctively, she cowers just slightly while looking up at Azula towering over her.]
Azula: [puts a foot out, and shoves the polar bear right over by the face. Pause, smirk.] Oops.
Grif: Hating Caboose is kind of like hating a retarded puppy.
Weight Companion Cube: [When turned into a dog] ...I hear them. I hear it.
I can feel all of it. Like with skin--when I had fur--but different.
Something is happening. Something bright and vibrating.
It is happening.
They are leaving. Hiding and tucking and fighting and being followed.
What is it that is happening?
That's all for now! Seeya tomorrow!
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Shinji: I think any game with Asuka is a violent game eventually.
I love this one, but my brain was not making the connection for Eva!Shinji. At first, I was like 'since when does Zelman know Shinji? Stick hasn't had him for very long'.
And then I remembered that she plays Zelman too so they wouldn't be interacting in the first place. 8D
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These are frankly beautiful though, haha ♥
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Amy says you better not be disparaging her homeland. :P
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... and why am I making that comment with THIS ACCOUNT ...