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Oh, hello. This is Christina bringing you this HBIC in Katherine Pierce from the TV series The Vampire Diaries. She's quite the manipulative bitch and she's full of secrets. Her canon point is mid-dancing in episode 2x19 Klaus and her loss is brilliant.

She can no longer go near Stefan Salvatore. That's MEAN you say? Oh, it gets worse. If she does go near him, starting at 50 feet away from him she'll start to feel a slight electrical shock-tingle. The closer she gets, the stronger that electrical shock gets. I like to call it Katherine's invisible Dog Fencing Loss. The closer she is the more in pain she gets. If she were to actually bite through the pain and get within that personal space bubble, it'd be the equivalent to getting tased. Oh, Katherine.

To make Alaric's life MORE miserable, she's not only arriving in his room, but the castle will be assigning her to that room too. (Hannah and I are cruel, cruel people.)

I'll intro her tonight!

As usual = aim = onlysayinghello

ALSO - This is a note to say that I'm attending the SyFy Digital Press Tour this Columbus Day so I'll be in panels and conference meetings Sunday and Monday and flying to Atlanta and Orlando this weekend. If I'm slow, it's because I'm IN THE AIR or in a conference room OR AT HARRY POTTER with the stars of SyFy TV shows.

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GET OUT OF HERE.

Oh, hello Caroline. Would you care to have me tell the whole castle that you're a vampire?

No. :|

SO MEAN KATHERINE.

What's it worth to you?

A lot.

Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, too.

About?

My own status. I don't need everyone running to stop me from enjoying myself here.

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Katherine will drink allllll the alcohol in THEIR place. Jo will be making him work extra shifts to make up for the sudden intake of bottles he's leaving with. :/

Awww, is Alaric going to pout? TOO BAD.

And do WHAT with it? Hi. I'm Katerina Petrova. I've been building up a tolerance to Vervain for DECADES.

So SWEET.

Alaric. Stop that. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Now, now, Alaric, if you're looking for sexual favors yelling them at me is not the way to go about them.

Sit down.

And now there are two Katherine's in Paradisa.

This actress is so pretty. 8'(

MMMM she's lovely with the curly hair.

FILTER CONFUSION AHOY. Though, Kate has an easier time with her code-name at least.

Do want CR.

LOL with Cupid or with Angel??

....JENNA DOES NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL...

:D

OH LOOK. It's my favorite ticking time bomb. You need better aim with your knife skills.

fdgskjhsdglj NEVER

sob and jenna has noooo idea about that. she's kind of... from 2x03 /SOB

ALL THE SECRETS.

all the secrets, all the lies, all the bad reveals.

MY POOR JENNA ;o;

also she'd like to tell katherine to get out of alaric's room X(

YEP. She'll just hold all of this above everyone's head and get the best things EVER.

Alaric sleeps on the floor. He's her new chair. LOL

X(

soooob when jenna finds out she will flip every table in the castle. EVERY LAST ONE.

YOU CAN BORROW HER ALARIC TABLE.

she wants to keep that alaric table is more accurate X(

Sorry. That table is reserved.

SEXY~

FIERCE BRUNETTES UNITE!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO PERFECT

HOW IS IT PERFECT????

BECAUSE I AM EASILY AMUSED BY CHARACTERS SUFFERING.

Wrong account but Bonnie isn't going to be happy at all.

I am so very excited to have Katherine here and I'm glad that you've brought her in!

:D

HEEEE it'll be FUNTIMES FOR ALL!!!

YES! LET THE FUNTIMES COMMENCE!

/facepalms

DAMON THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. I DON'T CARE HOW OR WHY BUT IT IS.

Wesley, you're giving far too much credit to Damon.