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Sup gaiz! Ted-mun and Toothless-mun, here. Since I'm planning on apping Feferi Peixes from Homestuck soon, I figured I might as well go ahead and do this loss to avoid potential playercest. C:

Starting tomorrow, for about a week...

... Ted is going to be an Alternian troll from the Homestuck universe.

For you and the residents, it basically equates a bunch of lulz. Because Ted's astrological sign is a Taurus, he gets huge Taurus horns that are just short enough to fit through those big, lobby double-doors. As for every OTHER doorway. Well.

It also means he's going to get to try some new food, get used to a new kind of bed, and deal with being nocturnal and the sun being irritating! Not to mention discover his veins now carry dark chocolate. ... Not really, but his blood is dark brown.

Of course, everyone is absolutely free to help the poor soul. Or you could join me and just laugh at the fool.

~Rui

P.S. This doubles as a plotting post for both trolls' interactions with Ted and others' interactions with Ted.

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Jono will lol at the poor fool, and say "Hey, there's nothin' wrong with havin' gray skin, mate." XD

And then Ted will FFFFF at him because it's not so much the gray skin as it is the everything else.

That is beautiful and so are you.

Oh TF~ ♥

Anri will probably 'wtf' at him. Headless people are normal. Trolls, not so much.

headless people

what

Canon. There is a girl named Celty whose head is not attached to her body. I would give you a picture, but all of them have her with a helmet on.

I come back from a long weekend to THE BEST OOC POST EVER?

AWESOME.

Also, Barney is totally saying this is what happens when you have weird hybrid babies with aliens. FAIR WARNING.