http://scaresstalkers.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] scaresstalkers.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisaooc2011-09-12 03:33 pm

Hi I'm a Stranger... Really.

HELLO PARADISA! How are all you fine castlelings today? Spiffy? Great, because I'm here to shower my awesome upon you.

My name is Tosshi! I may be a familiar face to some of you, but to most of you I am as good as fresh meat, since it's been months since my last stint here. THEREFORE treat me gently as a new, tender baby player, yes? It's lovely to meet you all!

Anyway, the important thing here is less my triumphant return in itself and more the guy I'm bringing with me. His name is Heiwajima Kasuka, or Kasuka Heiwajima for those of you who prefer things in a Western format, and he is from the lovely series Durarara!!, in which he gets like 5 total minutes of screen time or something stupid like that. Therefore, though his canon point is the end of the anime (including bonus ep 25), you'll see me using his (also relatively few) scenes/profile in the novels as reference for what he's doing and why he's doing it.

But onto business. Kasuka is an actor. A brilliant, Top Tier actor in Japan who, as of his canon point, has just been cast as the lead in a major Hollywood motion picture. His star is rising, for two reasons that are super duper important for future CR! #1 is that he is canonically supposed to be ~*~ridiculously attractive~*~. Obviously this depends on the person looking at him being into the somewhat androgynous-faced asian pretty boy thing, but if that's your type he's pretty much supposed to be downright uncomfortably beautiful. There are a lot of cheesy phrases used to describe this in the novels, including "as if the word beauty was created to describe him" and whatnot. #2, which helps in movies and negates the effect of his looks half the time otherwise is that Kasuka DOES NOT EXPRESS EMOTION WHEN HE IS NOT ACTING! There are very mild brief flashes of things sometimes, but generally his face, voice, and manner are pretty robotic and flat.

This is because his big brother is that one dude who throws vending machines, rips up street lights to hit people with, and punches people out of their clothes.



See what I mean?

So basically itty bitty baby Kasuka psychologically mutilated himself by suppressing his emotions to an extreme in order to be able to support his over-emotional Big Bro. Now not only does he not show them, but he only subconsciously feels them, so he has no fucking idea what his own thoughts and feelings are, yaaaay! This causes him to come across as an ice princess and a weirdo, which in canon tends to creep people the fuck out, but hey! Basically I just wanted to let y'all know this in case it is somehow at all interesting and also so I don't have to be a douchebag and tell people he's pretty all the time.

His loss is his grace -- basically he's now physically super-clumsy and will be tripping and running into things and being a butterfingers everywhere, so don't let him hold anything fragile and/or valuable. Also don't let him do stairs. Oh and he brought his cat, which is a tiny munchkin scottish fold (so basically this video).

Edit: Oh my derp, I forgot to leave contact info! Uhm, you guys can get ahold of me on AIM at mybelovedg or on plurk at titzilla! 8);;

[identity profile] inafadingcrown.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I will have you know that I decided long ago that a munchkin scottish fold would be my dream cat. Except I'm allergic to cats, so :\

Hi and welcome (back) to the game! I'm Beth and I play the also ridiculously attractive Galadriel.

[identity profile] inafadingcrown.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had known about Galadriel when I was 10, I'm sure I would have too. She's a long term character obsession that started in high school. :') Memories, man.

Luckily my allergies aren't terrible. I'm okay hanging out with other people's cats. And feeding the small colony of strays that my family takes care of. So I get my cat fix from a distance.

[identity profile] inafadingcrown.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Total agreement here. And I think that needs on to be a t-shirt or something.

[identity profile] tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Did someone call for more elves?

I'm Atma and I play this particular crankypants elf (http://paradisa.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Instructor_Alleyne). Welcome (back) and I hope you have tons of fun!

[identity profile] tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've been in everyone's plurks in and out. I'm Gallantry there (or...current display name is Fandom Bicycle because everyone is terrible to me) and I believe I've seen you around too!

we should be frans

[identity profile] ofhymns.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I love this guy already. Here, he can be kuudere with Tear. Minus the dere, I suppose.

Also hi~~ Remi's sister, right? .. Or no. I've already forgotten. /goldfish IF NOT JUST IGNORE ME

[identity profile] ofhymns.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY SO THEN YOU ARE THE PERSON I AM THINKING OF. *_* Yaaay :D ♥ I'm Saffy, btw. Every time you come back I'm playing like a bazillion different people than before. I miss Spanner especially.

.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ... I don't have a YEEEE icon so just... imagine... it...

[identity profile] ofhymns.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHA HI o/!!!! ♥

We should duct tape ourselves to this game.

... fkjladkl adkldakl asdkldafadlf LOLLL that's... amazing. Here have some singing.

[identity profile] exanimatus.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. You're pretty. I'm pretty.

Let's have a pretty party.

tee-hee~~~ /smushes you

[identity profile] admonishes.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that? You need a friend?

HOKAY. And welcome back! :D