some kind of intro hopy ship

[raps]

Okay so... hi! Sup sup everyone, I'm Strider, a New Kid on the Block, and really pleased to be here.

I'm going to be bringing Paradisa Dave Strider from Homestuck. Back, I guess, since he just left but this ended up being a pretty quick thing. Anyway, Dave is this kid who thinks he's pretty cool and is also a huge jerk to pretty much everyone ever. Unless you're his friend and then he's a jerk but it's because he loves. The difference is subtle, I know. He's all about irony and doing things that are ironic. Like really terrible webcomics and rap.

Speaking of irony, really terrible things, and rap, Dave's loss is going to be his ability to rap. And when he tries... he will sing in boy band style. Dave Bieber anyone? Yes, I thought so. The irony levels will be so high Bro would be proud.

But yeah, I'm really looking forward to playing here with everyone!! Both people from my cast and outside, please to be tagging me. Hopefully. If you want, y'know. Oh, and I know there are people who are not fond of homestuck text and blinding red courier bleeding all over your monitor, sooooooo.... here is text permissions post.

Oh, and for any plotting, you guys can either find me on AIM at Viridian Days or you can find me on plurk: winteriscoming. Feel free to friend add!

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[frogs]

I hope he sings "Never Say Never" someday.

[raps]

I'm not even sure what that it is but it can be a thing.

[frogs]

IT'S A JUSTIN BIEBER SONG.

COME ON MAN.

GET WITH THE IRONY HERE.

[raps]

I

DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BIEBER

IT IS MY SHAME

[frogs]

THAT'S....

....

That's actually probably for the better.

sob.

[raps]

ORZ...

........

Yeah, I'm lucky like that. I also don't know shit about Rebecca Black and Friday. :D

[rocketchair.livejournal.com]

WELP I GUESS THAT MEANS I WIN ALL FUTURE RAP BATTLES AUTOMATICALLY

[rocketchair.livejournal.com]

But seriously, hello and welcome ♥ I'm Kayla and I play Tavros here and Ino (Naruto)!

[raps]

Thanks for the welcome, Kayla! :) I'll look forward to seeing both of them in action. And I do know Ino since I used to be big into Naruto. Still have a Lee muse in my head hahahaha.

[ino]

OMG, hahaha. Well if you ever feel like apping another character ....

[raps]

Hahahahaha, who knows, I might. We'll see where everything leads. :D Though I expect to be here for quite a while with Dave no matter what.

[ino]

Yay! :D I'll look forward to seeing him around. (Tavros, however, not so much rofl)

[frogs]

It's ok Tavros Jade will protect you. 8(

[rocketchair.livejournal.com]

My hero ;3;

[raps]

Hehehehe, yeah, I'll do his IC intro today. (Poor Tavros will never escape that trucker...)

[wolfuncaged.livejournal.com]

Ohoho Dave. Hi there, I'm TF and I play these freaks (http://paradisa.wikia.com/wiki/User:Todd_fan). Welcome to the game!

[raps]

Yohohoho TF! Thanks for the welcome. :D

[rogueofheart]

awkete purrmusk CC:

[raps]

wud u liek 2 yiff

naw kidding sup

[rogueofheart]

maybe can we rp instead??

Also, welcome! I'm Valerie and I play Nepeta and some hot bitches. I look forward to threading with your Dave, since Nepeta thinks he is the coolest cool kid around.

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, Dave. <333 I am Janna and I play Coraline Jones and Flynn Rider!

[raps]

hello Janna! I know both of those characters, Flynn Rider especially. asdlkfjaskldflksdf i love tangled and i can never ever stop imagining Dave in Flynn's place.

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

Lol, I love it too! It's such a good movie. <33 Ahaha, I will never stop imagining that now! :o

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

Hello new Dave! Welcome to the game, Strider!

I'm Atma and I play some dumb elf (http://paradisa.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Instructor_Alleyne) who is secretly a rap master that our last Dave was nice enough to teach her what drag queens are and also gave her magical elven healing salves the best name. Expect her to boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

My plurk (http://www.plurk.com/Gallantry) is here so I'll add you after the site stops hiccuping~ Let's playing!

[raps]

Thank you, thank you! Glad to be here.

I think we were already fairly well introduced via plurk, but it sounds like amazing times were had. I approve so hard. :D

[dupable.livejournal.com]

:3c

[raps]

8D

[fluthlu.livejournal.com]

Hello there! I'm Gizmo and I'll be playing your ectotwin sister (along with three other losers (http://paradisa.wikia.com/wiki/User:Gizmobunny)). Totes thrilled to see another Dave here so quick, and I'm super excited to RP with you! Welcome to Paradisa :)

[raps]

Ah hey! Nice to meet you Gizmo. Yay Rose!! :D I am tots looking forward to having these two interact (actually, all of my favored CR for Dave is between him and the other kids so!) and I'm very excited to get the ball rolling.

[stalkershiki.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dave! I'm Arthoniel, and I play Shiki Misaki- this chick here. Welcome to Paradisa! :D

[raps]

Heya Arthoniel! I actually do know Shiki from when I briefly played TWEWY. Not enough to know much about her (well, remember really), but stil...! Thanks for the welcome. :o

[stalkershiki.livejournal.com]

Ooh, really? That's awesome! I'll have to make specially sure to tag with Dave then!

...Well, in all fairness and honesty, I was always going to tag Dave. Because it's Dave. And he's awesome.

But nonetheless... the sentiment remains the same! And I will be specially sure to tag him. XD

[madetothwart.livejournal.com]

Howdy doodly doo!

I'm Ena and I play Aziraphale (Good Omens) and Pinkie Pie (MLP). Welcome to the gaaaame :3

[raps]

Yohohoho!

Sup sup Ena. MY LITTLE POOOOOOOOOOOOONY ... I'm sure Dave thinks it's ironic heh. Anyway, thank you~!

[psych0p0mps]

/squints....

DIDN'T I SEE YOU AT THE FOURTH WALL MEME........................

[raps]

Aahahahahahahaha.... Yeah.

You caught me, that was tots me at the meme whoops. :3c I was stalking it at the request of a friend.

[psych0p0mps]

Haha, it's totes cool, I was just hasslin' you. ANYWAY HI THERE MISTER KNIGHT OF THE SAME COSMIC FACULTY :D

[raps]

Heh, cool! Yeah, I pretty much figured it was shenanigans. It's coo'. :D WHY HELLO THERE MS. MADE OF THAT COSMIC FACULTY HUHUHUHU

[biwinning]

oh.

hi strider.

i didn't ... notice this post here until now ok.

also you probably don't remember me.

hi i'm jean and i sometimes am at honkmafia although not much lately or at all...

/breathes on