paradisaooc | why do things break why does it happen

Oh wow guys sorry for disappearing without making a note of it dfgkjfdg technology sustained one too many bruises, fell out of love with me and I guess decided to walk out with a slam of the door to punctuate its troubles. LONG AND SHORT viruses attacked things broke I panicked but now they are fixed so I'm back.

And godammit I missed the pirate plot nnnnoooooooo I PLEAD A SUDDEN UNANTICIPATED PARROT LOSS OR SOMETHING i don't know sobbing technology's timing is terrible how should i go about blagging this away. Anyway I'm gonna go read it soon and enjoy it retroactively and from afar since I'm sure it'll be an amazing read and also go catch up on all the threads I temporarily dropped. Anyone who gets a notif from me please feel free to ignore it if you're not into backtagging!

o-okay if there's anything else I need to see or know or anything please... kick me in its direction/clue me in? I always manage to miss things probably for the same reason that I didn't notice when my laptop was under seige by a ton of viruses dfgkjdfg so i will be very grateful