To all the awesome women and suicidal guys in the castle

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Harley and Sister are organizing a sleepover. Girls only. No boys allowed. I will pause for your excitement.

Now neither Harley nor Sister are willing to host said sleepover in their rooms. They're kind of destruction-prone. So we need a pushover kindly gentleperson to volunteer use of their room. It will be returned. I can't tell you the state in which it will be returned, but it will be returned.

And because they are both so friendly and kind, they're inviting everyone of the female persuasion in the castle. Especially those that have a great sense of humor. Again, boys are not allowed. Any males that show up and we're hoping a few do will be shot, stabbed, eviscerated, tossed into the Phantom Zone, hauled out to get punched, get kicked in the nuts, thrown back into the Phantom Zone and chased out of the room. Don't worry, no one's actually gonna die. Or get mauled. Unfortunately.

Post will be up sometime this weekend. We encourage all gals and closet masochist guys to show up and bring alcohol when they do.

Comments

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Deadpool would totally offer up his room but he's a boy so he doesn't count. ):

HE WILL JUST SPY THEN.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

...could we trick Deadpool out of his room? Or maybe keep him stashed in the closet after dislocating all limbs and have him keep yelling politically incorrect things through the door while he bides his time and heals so he can try to join the party?

Did I mention this is an all girl pajama party? [waggles eyebrows]

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

I AM OK WITH BOTH OF THOSE THINGS. He'd let them have the room because he thinks Sister is a cool kid. But he'd ask to stay. SO either of the options would work for me.

They can lock him in the closet and then go through all his stuff. IE: Massive amounts of weapons hidden everywhere.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

You had me at massive amounts of weapons.

OKAY HE CAN STAY IN THE CLOSET. WE'LL THROW HIM A NICE PILLOW.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

They can bonk him on the head and tie/lock him up in the closet. And he'll yell at them the whole time. HEY YOU GUYS HAD BETTER NOT MESS HIS ROOM UP TOO BAD!! AND IF DVDS GET SCRATCHED HE WILL WRECK ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU.

And maybe at some point he can break out and negotiate something to let them let him stay out or they can all just beat the hell out of him whatev.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

GOOD OLD DEADPOOL!