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Sup guys, TF here, bringing in a character who is from the deepest recesses of my childhood. Who is he?

Okay, so he’s obviously not really the Old Spice guy. This is Spike, from the devilishly evil show known as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The observant among you might have noticed that he’s not a titular pony. Well done, have a cookie. He’s a dragon, and a baby one at that. He’s a sarcastic little guy who takes great pleasure in mocking his friends. He’s also the ponies’ errand boy, seen as he’s pretty much the only being in the whole town with opposable thumbs and is a living postal service.

He comes in mid-way through Owl’s Well That Ends Well, as he's being attacked by an adult dragon after running away from home, still under the illusion that Twilight ‘doesn’t love him any more’. It'll be interesting having him covering up exactly WHY he and Twilight had an argument in the first place to his earlier canon-point canonmates. His loss is his ability to sleep past 7am, considering he lives in a semi-narcoleptic state, he won't enjoy this. I want to play my little pony like I’m five years old again, DON’T JUDGE ME.

I shall intro him tomorrow, and on that note, I’m apologising for any late/dropped tags this week. I’ve had a virus of doom and have spent most of my time sleeping or curled up in a ball wishing I could sleep. Hopefully it won’t last much longer!

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That is one sexy prepubescent dragon.

He is. He only has eyes for a certain unicorn :3

D'aww! ♥ Don't let Harley know or she'll make it her life-long mission in Paradisa to hook them up.

...Actually do let her know. :>

That won't be hard, it's the worst kept secret EVER.

First off, that shirt has got to go. YOU'RE WOOING, NOT STALKING. Next you're gonna get a bath, we'll find you a nice suit, a bouquet-what's her favorite flower?-and we'll go find her! And when we do, remember this, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. I'll coach you on what to say. Get it? Got it. Good. Now into the bathtub.

*punts him in that general direction*

fnjkhgkj Oh god that will be the most epic thing ever, it has to happen.

I am totally picturing Spike with a radio receiver repeating everything stalker!Harley is telling him while she hides behind the bushes. And like always she goes off an unrelated tangent and he repeats it much to his dismay.

NO I AM NOT GIVING THIS MUCH THOUGHT

fhjgfhjf

I'm loving all of this, because seriously, that's something that could canonically happen to him.

And canonically she's all into romance and getting couples together (she shot her friend for the sake of hooking two she barely knew up and it worked) so this will be a thing of beauty.

OMG can't wait.