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so as shown here, Peter and Jess were stupid enough to knock each other out. :|a

which means they're going on a joint-canon bump.

Jess will be coming back from Ultimate Comics vol 1, issue 9 which is uh. her last appearance. :|a where she made out with Johnny.

Peter's is Ultimate Comics, vol 1, issue 15 where uh. HE COMES BACK FROM BEING TORTURED BY CHAMELEON TWINS that masqueraded as him and pretty much left his life in shambles. and uh. after his gf, Gwen (who's a bitch) left him. :Dc

they'll be back in a few days.

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/sobs

/GIVES THE STEPHANIE BROWN SEAL OF APPROVAL FOR AN EXCELLENT DISPLAY OF FAIL

For the way he knocked himself out, or for now horrible his life is now?

... both?

/MORE SOBBING

I'm not going to lie. I laughed out loud at this. Would you mind if Elektra found them or do you have someone planned for that?

it looks like Kallen's already found them, disappointedly. )': ELEKTRA'S FREE TO POP IN THOUGH.

You don't think anyone would mind? /self conscious forever

I'm more than happy to have her come help! Kallen should respond to her comment shortly asking for some assistance~

Thanks!

Kallen and Yosuke were going to find them, but if Elektra wants to run across them, she's more than welcome to! Babs said she could have Kallen reply to Elektra after a few tags between her and Yosuke if you'd like? :)

Larry is facepalming so hard.

DAMNIT SON!

NOT HIS FAULT!!

... Okay, so partly his fault, but partly the fault of his female clone!

... Which is basically him. Okay, so pretty much totally his fault :(

Your bro-Pops doesn't believe that for a second.

He's also failed at checking up on people/Peter and will be not happy when he hears about this.

And not that it concerns Peter, but Hardison will be worried about Jess.

awww hardison...

Peter will keep it quiet if he can... which I'm sure he'll ruin completely when he wakes up a few days from now going "GWEEEEEEN, NOOOOOOOOOOooooooh fuck I"m back at paradisa /SOBS HEAVILY"

Pete, Jess.

JOHNNY SHAKES HIS HEAD AT BOTH OF YOU.

they are ridic lame...

Don't you mean ridic... AWESOME?!

...

No, you don't :( You mean lame.

well maybe jess can be ridic awesome.

peter will be the lame one. )8

Peter isn't the one that made out with the human phallic. I think that means if anyone is going to be the awesome one, it's him.

:|a jess didn't have four girls dump her.

... He wasn't technically dating one of them, so it doesn't count as being dumped.

i count her throwing up on his crotch as dumped. B(

Shoulda left the mask on :( He totally could have scored if he did.

ewwwww then he'd be 616 peter.

Oh right :( And that guy's a douche.

You sly dog.

They were all pretty smokin'..

You're not dating my exes on the rebound, Johnny.

The lame is.. kind of hot? For Jess, anyway. /waggles brows

LMFAO I STILL DON'T GET HOW THIS WORKS

SHE HAS THE EXACT SAME FACE AS HIM SOB

I don't either, it kind of blows my mind. Good god.

Freaking FAIL, Johnny.

it makes me laugh that once he was mistaken as a ten year old... peter you look prepubescent....

asjfka LMFAO THAT'S WHY SHE LOVES HIM.

TWELVE!!!

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