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PARADISA FOURTH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES: PART 3 OF 7ISH
Hey everyone! It's another day and time for another round of the Paradisa 4th Anniversary Quote Celebration!!
Today we are covering Paradisa residents and their opinions on Appearances & Clothes; Food; Drugs & Alcohol; Holidays and Feelings, Personalities and Attitudes!
APPEARANCES & CLOTHES
Sora: Excuse me for not being a flagpole.
Riku: I prefer the term vertically talented.
Joshua: I'll have to dig up the frilly apron.
Rin:If that makes you happy.
Joshua: More than you know.
Kumatora: ...gah! Duster, put some pants on!
Cross: This is no place for beautiful people. [On Paradisa Town]
Ino: I can't believe Travis thinks my hair looks like a tentacle monster.
Aziraphale: (about the jeans in his closet) I can't wear these.
Crowley: Well, you're going to have to. Unless you want to go about naked. I don't think they go in for that sort of thing like they did in the old days. …Or the sixties.
Crowley: It's a lesson for us all. Barney is a secret ninja. Or street fighter, whichever fits best. I think he's too loud to be a ninja.
Lily: Please, a street fighter? He'd start crying the second he got dirt on the lining of his suit. It'd have to be classy, like the mob or something.
Crowley: ...Yeah, good point. I don't know, if he was in the mob, he'd have to break thumbs, and I think he'd start crying then, too.
Lavi: You more a skirt kinda guy, Yuu?
Kanda: I think you're the skirt type. Now go away.
Lavi: You've been thinking about me in a skirt, Yuu?
Deadpool:What- WHAT?! There's nothing wrong my costume! ...And I'm not gay!
Julian:You look like a ladybug threw up on you, Homopool.
Zelman Clock to Faye Valentine: Hm. [how to explain without sounding like an obvious creeper...] Humans generally only see one way, but I can also see a person's blood in place of their physical features. To me, your injuries are just old blood pooling below your skin. A bit like...
Zelman Clock: [he gestures vaguely] Fireworks. Roses, snowflakes... Ink blots, maybe. It's a bit difficult to describe. I think it's pretty, but people obviously take offense when they're told their injuries are nice to look at.
Kanda: There is nothing girly about my hair.
Naruto: Kanda. There so is.
Thief King Bakura: You look smaller. Drop a testicle on the way here?
Neku: No, they're like...armor. Weird, but true.
Teenage!Peter: Yeah. Because when you're in a fight, wearing a frilly skirt is the best protection.
Yami no Yuugi: Has anyone seen a pair of studded, leather belts and a pair of studded, leather boots?
Lord Magnius: Woah, too much information there!!!! We do not want to know what you do in the bedroom!
Yami no Yuugi: All I could find in my closet were tennis shoes... I hate tennis shoes.
Misa: Do you have to need things to have them? I don't need striped socks, but I don't mind having them.
Romeo: But participating in a play is so much more fun than watching it- assuming you would attend.
Yuan: It's something to do. ...That doesn't mean I want to make a fool of myself onstage.
Romeo: How could you make a fool of yourself by standing there doing nothing~?
Yuan: By wearing a tree costume while I do it!
Kanda: Does it look like there's anything wrong with me?!
Allen: Yes, but nothing new that I know of.
Naruto: Maybe things will get better for you from now on!
Ted: ...Is that even possible?
Naruto: Of course it is! You make your own destiny.
Ted: Then...then...I could have hair. Not a toupee, but real hair. Right?
Naruto: Um...SURE! There must be something that grows hair out there!
Ted: I can see it now. I'll finally have hair again. Without my mother dying because of it! This place is awesome.
Joshua: Wear those gloves when you do. They're very fashionable.
Debitt: I HATED HAVING COW-TITS. ONE DAY YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING COW-TITS. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL QUIT FUCKING WITH ME.
Claire Bennet: Someone needs to lay off the Miracle Gro.
Peter Petrelli: I quit the stuff, personally. It was making my hair get in my face all the time.
FOOD
Delta: I do not know what kind of food I like.
Lorne to Ford, continuing to fail at making Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster: It keeps... exploding, Ford."
York: I'd just like to take a moment to express my absolute appreciation for opposable thumbs and foods other than bamboo.
Crowley: There are no more cookies. The cookies have ceased to exist.
Second Master: They need to learn to accept giant toast, enjoy it, and make sure they have plenty of company for breakfast.
Jack: The hell can you do with giant pieces of toast, anyway?
Second Master: Have a large breakfast.
Legato: I'm stopping by the market on my way over. Does anyone want anything?
Zelman: Marshmallows.
Asuka: ... graham crackers.
Joshua C.: A magazine! And some chocolate.
Yoshitsune: I prefer to leave it for a week or three. Tastes better when you can't tell what it wasn't.
Emmett: Whose mammoth is this? Because if someone doesn't it claim it by tonight, I'm going to assume it was a gift and fight it for my dinner.
Kamui: I don't have friends. I eat people.
Faith: Damn, you kind of take the cake on social retardedness, huh?
Sai: I ... did not take a cake ... are you missing one?
Ino: [leans over and tucks her bangs behind her ear, cups a hand and moves in to whisper in Allen's ear] Pssst, Allen, there's an unlimited breakfast buffet.
Allen: [Doesn't wake up since it's just a whisper, but he gives a small happy moan at that and shifts a bit, seeming much happier now because HAPPY DREAM *__* ]
Rafiki: Rafiki does not try to get de bananas. He gets de bananas.
Puddleglum: (Lamenting being part of a giant’s feast, back home) I suppose the children will be the main course. Of course, that's the worst of it. And here I'm lamenting being a side dish. Rather selfish of me, I suppose.
Sister: (completely misunderstanding)...You're going to eat kids? What kind of a sick freak are you? ...SHIT, are you Russian?
Komui: Angry giant coffee machine = random bouts of hot coffee = pain.
[Rin talks about things you can do if you're bored in Paradisa--like inventing a new meal!]
Rin:I've done this one! You take this thing called a marshmallow, toast it until it's crispy over a fire, and then stick it on some chocolate and sweet crackers so it's like a sandwich. It's quite amazing when you're done.
Zelman: That's already been made.
Rin:How much overlap was there?
Zelman: No, no. That food. It's called a s'more.
Rin:Whaaaat?! ...Damn.
Zelman: Yeah, people have been making those things for years. ...But I'm sure it was very exciting at the time.
Allen: Really? You won't sacrifice me for the coffee?
Zelos: Fur in the food, man.
Rafiki: Dat not so bad. Used to happen to Rafiki all de time.
Joshua: BIGGEST STRAWBERRY WHIPPED CREAM CREPE IN PARADISA!
Almaz: No, please let me go Lord Mao! I promise not to steal any more of your pudding!
DRUGS & ALCOHOL
York: Compys. They've got this sort of mild poison.
Grif: Which you don't want to try to get high off of. No matter what you might think you can, it's not a good idea to try to snort this stuff, just trust me again on this one.
York: Grif, how do you even--You know what, never mind
Cross: If the cigarettes go, I'm taking others with me.
Misa: You should raid the kitchen when you're not on drugs. ♥
Reno, after Travis destroyed the bar from karaoke: Spike...there is none left to lose. He hit everything. Everything.
Spike: [look of horror deepening] No. That can't be.
Reno: It's true....though I haven't seen the back yet. Maybe something survived there...if there is a God.
Spike: [goes to check, jumping over piles of glass]
Spike: [loudly, from the back:] THERE IS NO GOD.
Cross: My God...A world without wine. That is depressing.
Barney, drunk: Six thousand ... [tap tap tap] That's two hundr --- wait no, two bil -- no. Wait. [just reads out the numbers off the calculator] Two one nine zero zero zero zero days
Yoruichi: [Walking in midair a bit above him.] I win.
Peter Parker: You're right. No matter how hard I try, I've yet to master walking on air, strange talking cat. So what's the deal here, did I trip and fall into a patch of magic mushrooms or what?
Yoruichi: If I said yes, then what would you do?
Peter Parker: I'd have to figure it out when I got there. But if I'm being completely honest, hearing "no" from the floating, talking cat might not be all that convincing to me.
Yoruichi: In that case, you're in another dimension, and you've been kidnapped by a magical castle. There's also no way back.
Peter Parker: So definitely drugs then? And here I've always been the straight and narrow kind of guy. I've gotta tell you, kitty, I'm pretty disappointed in myself right now.
Neku: [a groan] Like you even needed one. Even if I didn't say anything- and I wouldn't have if I wasn't drunk you probably would have gone on with you're annoyingness. Because that's what you do. Annoy and irritate people. What do you do when you're not anyway?
Joshua: Inhale.
Neku: Of course. You have to breathe right? Or are you trying to tell me to breathe....I'm breathing perfectly fine thanks. Or okay, not really, I don't feel like thanking you for anything at all really. Wait- you were with Mr. H? Really? I thought you didn't remember him... I think. Maybe? Did you say that before?
Joshua: We talked. You don't go to see him anymore.
Neku: I haven't gone lately, now that you mention it. I probably should. Mr. H is awesome an' well he's who he is. I miss the coffee too. Didn't you say you had some coffee from him? ...Where's the shop again?
Joshua: Fifth street in town. Welcome.
Joshua: Bring money. He overcharges.
Neku: Right fifth street, fifth street. After fourth and before sixth, right? Right. Okay- I'm going. I hope this isn't a stupid idea. I'm drunk. I'm drunk...and that's a kinda far ways off. But I'm still goin- you didn't have to tell me that. I knew that already. I remember that at least.
Joshua: You're an idiot.
Neku: I. Am. Drunk. I can't exactly be held responi- responsible for my actions. And you're enabling. Besides- Shiki probably won't let me. She's awesome like that. Not like you. You're a jerk. Jerk.
Joshua: Mmm. [a giggle]
Buffy: I don't need to get drunk to have a good time. Have no fear, I can party hardy.
Faith: ...Gee, with phrases like that, who can doubt you.
Lavi: They'll come for you in your sleep.
Kanda: ... Have you been drinking or something?
Lavi: Yeah, water.
Lavi: I gotta say, Death sounds a lot cuter than I would've figured.
Misa: Death? Lavi, are you drunk? Alcohol won't bring your Yuu Yuu back to you!
Lavi: How come people keep asking me that?
Bad Girl: I'm looking for these people:
Jack
Daniel
Captain Morgan.
Let me know! ♥
HOLIDAYS
Cross: Mother's Day, eh? Certainly, there are mothers who are in grave need of my appreciation~ I'm off.
Emmett Cullen: Weird is normal around here, and normal never stopped a holiday.
Faye: Yeah, it wouldn't be like the Castle to celebrate a pointless holiday or anything. [oh so much sarcasm]
Tobias: < I don't think Thanksgiving's that pointless... >
Faye: [she levels a skeptical look at him] ...You were almost just beaten to death by its mascot.
Crowley: "Oh come on, Aziraphale, that's bollocks," he said. "An elephant won't write a Christmas card. It's got no fingers."
Billy: ...Guess you're not a fan of Easter, then?
Anya: No! I don't like the holiday about zombie religious figures that happens to associate itself with chocolate and fluffy creatures of doom!
Billy: Okay. Wow. ...I'm thinking there's gotta be a good story behind how you came to this opinion.
Cube: Holidays to remember one's family. Holidays to remember one's affection for another. Holidays to remember the dead. What would they do without holidays?
Delta: According to York, they would "work all the time and need more counseling".
Joshua: Oh, Rin. Why are you asking me?
Rin:To see what you'll say.
Joshua: You should invest in a Furby.
Rin:[Sigh.] A what?
Joshua: A toy that talks. You'd like it.
Rin:How well you understand me.
Joshua: It even doubles as an alarm clock.
Rin:Yaaaaaaaaay.
Joshua: I know what to get you for next Christmas~
Tobias: < so. i heard Valentine's Day is approaching? which is exactly what us single guys need. a reason for us to remember why we suck so much.
it'll be like one of those bad sitcom shows where the jock gets all the girls and the hearts and the nerd gets the swirly in the bathroom toilet.
i salute you, Singles Awareness Day. >
Kanda: Go choke on some mistletoe.
Kamina: What's the matter? Don't you like getting gifts?? [Trufax are lost on this one]
Willow: Oh I do, but Christmas isn't just about getting presents. It's a religious holiday from where I'm from. Not the only one around this time of year either, I'm Jewish and we celebrate Hanukkah, which is eight days of celebration. [oh I'm sure he'll get even more confused ~ or swap religions]
Kamina: EIGHT DAYS OF GIFTS?!??!?! HAHA!! WHO NEEDS CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU CAN BE JEWISH!!!!!! [Real men convert to Judaism, apparently.]
Crowley: So, apparently today is Monkey Day. For those of you with a simian bent, which come to think of it is a large proportion of the castle, this is the day for you. Eat strange and exotic fruit, throw your own leavings around, or dangle from the chandelier. Nah, It'll hold your weight. Probably.
Yue: If the cathle hath theen fit to torment me with thuch a fate, then tho be it. I will not thilenth mythelf over thomething tho... tho thmall. Really, it ithn't that bad, ith it?
The townthpeople don't theem to mind it at all. In fact, thith week they were exthtra generouth with their donationth for Allen'th debt collecthion. Perhapth it ith the holiday thpirit encouraging them to give.
Alessa: Thank you immensely for the nativity scene. Now I have a beautiful doorstop.
Kanda: I am NOT worried. I don't NEED cheering up. And I DON'T like Christmas.
Lavi: Better watch out, Yuubenezer Scrooge, or ghosts are gonna come visit you in the night.
Nagi: [Valentine's Day] This place is very... pink.
Schuldig: Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day. It's against my religion to send people things on holidays, though, so don't be offended if you send me something and get nothing in return.
George: Thanksgiving. The American dream of stuff your face with dead bird while surrounded by people you hate but have to deal with because they share your DNA.
Crowley: So if you eat turkey this Thanksgiving, it means you hate kittens. And only terrible people hate kittens. So ask yourself...
Crowley: Are YOU a terrible person?
Amanda: Okay, so like, holidays, right? We've got Thanksgiving, we've got Christmas, we've got New Year's, and this month, we've got something that is always dear to my heart, something that really makes me feel warm and special and just not so alone on those cold winter nights. February? You kick ass so early in the year, you know why?
Groundhog's Day. Okay, so I know I only have room in my heart for one gross, smelly, hairy animal, but really? We've got to give this guy a little credit. He predicts when those cold winter nights will stop, making way for all the flowers and the sunlight and the warm temperatures, and you know what that means?
It will be time to bring out real clothes. As much as I love a Fendilicious new coat, I really do miss being able to wear those nice little skirts, those open toed shoes, and, yes, of course, that perfect top you just can't pull off during a winter's chill. Unless you want people to look at that whole chest area for all the wrong reasons.
But I digest.
Here? Here we have a Capybara day. I know this one! Capybaras are the sexy, hunky, South American equivalent of the groundhog. After all, it's the biggest rodent on Earth. I have to give it props. To be such a huge vermin and not be exterminated by the masses? Yeah, that's fierceness right there.
Thanks for peeing on the snow, little guy! I gotta bust out (oh. haha. pun) with the extra juicy tops now! ♥
FEELINGS, PERSONALITIES & ATTITUDES
Sam Winchester: I know everything here just -- it has to be so hard. I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAIN, PARADISA.
[and sorry to the random person who just happens to be walking through the lobby, because you're about to get bear-hugged by a very tall Winchester.]
You're too precious for this world!
Prince Ludwig: There's only one thing I can do to calm my angeraside from shooting that little brat: GET NAKED. Ladies, prepare yourselves, I am godly.
Sixth Master: Wishes, is it? Fine. I wish for Nine to be reduced to the height of six inches.
Xander Harris: Oh my god HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Barney:
To The Person Who Looks Like (Is Also?) Me:
Hi. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't keep all the ladies to yourself. The name of the game is sharing.
- Your Other Handsome Devil Self
Doctor Horrible:
Sorry, it's just my nature. I was never very good at sharing.
I'll try to send a few spares your way.
- The Evil Twin
Dawn: I'm so glad we didn't almost get killed this time.
Aziraphale: Ignoring that sneer, Aziraphale offered Crowley his rarely seen Genuine SmileTM, which was rarely used due to its ability to make the world around seem just a tad brighter and more cheerful... angelic vibes practically radiating off him. "I know so."
Crowley: Crowley shuddered a little as everything suddenly became nicer1. He decided to counter that sudden burst of joy by glowering ominously at the wall.2
1. He was sure that somewhere, a young girl suddenly began singing a cheerful song about finding a prince while her animal friends helped her with her housework. There would be a squirrel doing the dishes. There was always a squirrel doing the dishes.
2. The squirrel suddenly got rabies. Many died.
Smellerbee: You mean seeing people you don't like feeling bad doesn't cheer you up?
Joshua: That would make me a terrible person, wouldn't it?
Alleria: (on the fate of the expedition) Do you wish for it to end in violence? I would be very happy to oblige at a later time.
Puddleglum: Never a wish... just acknowledgment. No point in denying the truth, after all. If it isn't violence from outside, it's likely to be violence from within. But there's no point in dwelling on such things now.
Alleria: Are all your people this cheerful?
Puddleglum: [a sad sigh] Oh no... they are much better at taking life seriously than I am, I'm afraid.
Alleria: [His people are ... worse than this? By the Light, how do they reproduce?]
Demyx: Ouch, Sora. Just... ouch. I think my non-existent heart just broke.
Rin:I think that your personality would be much improved if you were hit in the face more often.
Travis: Do we have to mourn her? Can't we like...celebrate instead? With cheese and crackers and a fucking Azula pinata we can smack around with bats and shit? Cause that would be AWESOME!
Fou: I've never met someone so annoying before. I'm honestly at a loss for words to say to you.
Peter: And why does Junior hang out with you, again?
Jan: My charming fuckin personality, obviously.
Peter: ... Obviously.
Gary: FATHER IS VERY LOGICAL. BUT HE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT MANIPULATING PEOPLE.
York: Shut up, Gary. You want to come along or not?
Gary: ...I WANT TO COME ALONG.
Delta: Then behave yourself, or York will not humor you.
Gary: ONE DAY MOTHER WILL BUILD ME OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND THEN WE WILL NOT NEED HUMANS.
York: Yeah. You keep telling yourself that.
Peter: Don't sound so enthusiastic or I might start to worry about you.
Yolei: I don't even read that stuff, and I know what you wrote is crap!
Jiraiya: ... Ohgod.
Yolei: How do you think I feel? I had to listen to it!
Joshua: Oh, come now. The deep questions. The real world doesn't care about helping you sort through your problems, so you'd better start asking yourself now. Save your thinking power for later in life. Is there a higher power? What is your place in the world? Do you have any 3s?
And that's all for today! Catch you all tomorrow!
Today we are covering Paradisa residents and their opinions on Appearances & Clothes; Food; Drugs & Alcohol; Holidays and Feelings, Personalities and Attitudes!
APPEARANCES & CLOTHES
Sora: Excuse me for not being a flagpole.
Riku: I prefer the term vertically talented.
Joshua: I'll have to dig up the frilly apron.
Rin:If that makes you happy.
Joshua: More than you know.
Kumatora: ...gah! Duster, put some pants on!
Cross: This is no place for beautiful people. [On Paradisa Town]
Ino: I can't believe Travis thinks my hair looks like a tentacle monster.
Aziraphale: (about the jeans in his closet) I can't wear these.
Crowley: Well, you're going to have to. Unless you want to go about naked. I don't think they go in for that sort of thing like they did in the old days. …Or the sixties.
Crowley: It's a lesson for us all. Barney is a secret ninja. Or street fighter, whichever fits best. I think he's too loud to be a ninja.
Lily: Please, a street fighter? He'd start crying the second he got dirt on the lining of his suit. It'd have to be classy, like the mob or something.
Crowley: ...Yeah, good point. I don't know, if he was in the mob, he'd have to break thumbs, and I think he'd start crying then, too.
Lavi: You more a skirt kinda guy, Yuu?
Kanda: I think you're the skirt type. Now go away.
Lavi: You've been thinking about me in a skirt, Yuu?
Deadpool:What- WHAT?! There's nothing wrong my costume! ...And I'm not gay!
Julian:You look like a ladybug threw up on you, Homopool.
Zelman Clock to Faye Valentine: Hm. [how to explain without sounding like an obvious creeper...] Humans generally only see one way, but I can also see a person's blood in place of their physical features. To me, your injuries are just old blood pooling below your skin. A bit like...
Zelman Clock: [he gestures vaguely] Fireworks. Roses, snowflakes... Ink blots, maybe. It's a bit difficult to describe. I think it's pretty, but people obviously take offense when they're told their injuries are nice to look at.
Kanda: There is nothing girly about my hair.
Naruto: Kanda. There so is.
Thief King Bakura: You look smaller. Drop a testicle on the way here?
Neku: No, they're like...armor. Weird, but true.
Teenage!Peter: Yeah. Because when you're in a fight, wearing a frilly skirt is the best protection.
Yami no Yuugi: Has anyone seen a pair of studded, leather belts and a pair of studded, leather boots?
Lord Magnius: Woah, too much information there!!!! We do not want to know what you do in the bedroom!
Yami no Yuugi: All I could find in my closet were tennis shoes... I hate tennis shoes.
Misa: Do you have to need things to have them? I don't need striped socks, but I don't mind having them.
Romeo: But participating in a play is so much more fun than watching it- assuming you would attend.
Yuan: It's something to do. ...That doesn't mean I want to make a fool of myself onstage.
Romeo: How could you make a fool of yourself by standing there doing nothing~?
Yuan: By wearing a tree costume while I do it!
Kanda: Does it look like there's anything wrong with me?!
Allen: Yes, but nothing new that I know of.
Naruto: Maybe things will get better for you from now on!
Ted: ...Is that even possible?
Naruto: Of course it is! You make your own destiny.
Ted: Then...then...I could have hair. Not a toupee, but real hair. Right?
Naruto: Um...SURE! There must be something that grows hair out there!
Ted: I can see it now. I'll finally have hair again. Without my mother dying because of it! This place is awesome.
Joshua: Wear those gloves when you do. They're very fashionable.
Debitt: I HATED HAVING COW-TITS. ONE DAY YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING COW-TITS. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL QUIT FUCKING WITH ME.
Claire Bennet: Someone needs to lay off the Miracle Gro.
Peter Petrelli: I quit the stuff, personally. It was making my hair get in my face all the time.
FOOD
Delta: I do not know what kind of food I like.
Lorne to Ford, continuing to fail at making Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster: It keeps... exploding, Ford."
York: I'd just like to take a moment to express my absolute appreciation for opposable thumbs and foods other than bamboo.
Crowley: There are no more cookies. The cookies have ceased to exist.
Second Master: They need to learn to accept giant toast, enjoy it, and make sure they have plenty of company for breakfast.
Jack: The hell can you do with giant pieces of toast, anyway?
Second Master: Have a large breakfast.
Legato: I'm stopping by the market on my way over. Does anyone want anything?
Zelman: Marshmallows.
Asuka: ... graham crackers.
Joshua C.: A magazine! And some chocolate.
Yoshitsune: I prefer to leave it for a week or three. Tastes better when you can't tell what it wasn't.
Emmett: Whose mammoth is this? Because if someone doesn't it claim it by tonight, I'm going to assume it was a gift and fight it for my dinner.
Kamui: I don't have friends. I eat people.
Faith: Damn, you kind of take the cake on social retardedness, huh?
Sai: I ... did not take a cake ... are you missing one?
Ino: [leans over and tucks her bangs behind her ear, cups a hand and moves in to whisper in Allen's ear] Pssst, Allen, there's an unlimited breakfast buffet.
Allen: [Doesn't wake up since it's just a whisper, but he gives a small happy moan at that and shifts a bit, seeming much happier now because HAPPY DREAM *__* ]
Rafiki: Rafiki does not try to get de bananas. He gets de bananas.
Puddleglum: (Lamenting being part of a giant’s feast, back home) I suppose the children will be the main course. Of course, that's the worst of it. And here I'm lamenting being a side dish. Rather selfish of me, I suppose.
Sister: (completely misunderstanding)...You're going to eat kids? What kind of a sick freak are you? ...SHIT, are you Russian?
Komui: Angry giant coffee machine = random bouts of hot coffee = pain.
[Rin talks about things you can do if you're bored in Paradisa--like inventing a new meal!]
Rin:I've done this one! You take this thing called a marshmallow, toast it until it's crispy over a fire, and then stick it on some chocolate and sweet crackers so it's like a sandwich. It's quite amazing when you're done.
Zelman: That's already been made.
Rin:How much overlap was there?
Zelman: No, no. That food. It's called a s'more.
Rin:Whaaaat?! ...Damn.
Zelman: Yeah, people have been making those things for years. ...But I'm sure it was very exciting at the time.
Allen: Really? You won't sacrifice me for the coffee?
Zelos: Fur in the food, man.
Rafiki: Dat not so bad. Used to happen to Rafiki all de time.
Joshua: BIGGEST STRAWBERRY WHIPPED CREAM CREPE IN PARADISA!
Almaz: No, please let me go Lord Mao! I promise not to steal any more of your pudding!
DRUGS & ALCOHOL
York: Compys. They've got this sort of mild poison.
Grif: Which you don't want to try to get high off of. No matter what you might think you can, it's not a good idea to try to snort this stuff, just trust me again on this one.
York: Grif, how do you even--You know what, never mind
Cross: If the cigarettes go, I'm taking others with me.
Misa: You should raid the kitchen when you're not on drugs. ♥
Reno, after Travis destroyed the bar from karaoke: Spike...there is none left to lose. He hit everything. Everything.
Spike: [look of horror deepening] No. That can't be.
Reno: It's true....though I haven't seen the back yet. Maybe something survived there...if there is a God.
Spike: [goes to check, jumping over piles of glass]
Spike: [loudly, from the back:] THERE IS NO GOD.
Cross: My God...A world without wine. That is depressing.
Barney, drunk: Six thousand ... [tap tap tap] That's two hundr --- wait no, two bil -- no. Wait. [just reads out the numbers off the calculator] Two one nine zero zero zero zero days
Yoruichi: [Walking in midair a bit above him.] I win.
Peter Parker: You're right. No matter how hard I try, I've yet to master walking on air, strange talking cat. So what's the deal here, did I trip and fall into a patch of magic mushrooms or what?
Yoruichi: If I said yes, then what would you do?
Peter Parker: I'd have to figure it out when I got there. But if I'm being completely honest, hearing "no" from the floating, talking cat might not be all that convincing to me.
Yoruichi: In that case, you're in another dimension, and you've been kidnapped by a magical castle. There's also no way back.
Peter Parker: So definitely drugs then? And here I've always been the straight and narrow kind of guy. I've gotta tell you, kitty, I'm pretty disappointed in myself right now.
Neku: [a groan] Like you even needed one. Even if I didn't say anything- and I wouldn't have if I wasn't drunk you probably would have gone on with you're annoyingness. Because that's what you do. Annoy and irritate people. What do you do when you're not anyway?
Joshua: Inhale.
Neku: Of course. You have to breathe right? Or are you trying to tell me to breathe....I'm breathing perfectly fine thanks. Or okay, not really, I don't feel like thanking you for anything at all really. Wait- you were with Mr. H? Really? I thought you didn't remember him... I think. Maybe? Did you say that before?
Joshua: We talked. You don't go to see him anymore.
Neku: I haven't gone lately, now that you mention it. I probably should. Mr. H is awesome an' well he's who he is. I miss the coffee too. Didn't you say you had some coffee from him? ...Where's the shop again?
Joshua: Fifth street in town. Welcome.
Joshua: Bring money. He overcharges.
Neku: Right fifth street, fifth street. After fourth and before sixth, right? Right. Okay- I'm going. I hope this isn't a stupid idea. I'm drunk. I'm drunk...and that's a kinda far ways off. But I'm still goin- you didn't have to tell me that. I knew that already. I remember that at least.
Joshua: You're an idiot.
Neku: I. Am. Drunk. I can't exactly be held responi- responsible for my actions. And you're enabling. Besides- Shiki probably won't let me. She's awesome like that. Not like you. You're a jerk. Jerk.
Joshua: Mmm. [a giggle]
Buffy: I don't need to get drunk to have a good time. Have no fear, I can party hardy.
Faith: ...Gee, with phrases like that, who can doubt you.
Lavi: They'll come for you in your sleep.
Kanda: ... Have you been drinking or something?
Lavi: Yeah, water.
Lavi: I gotta say, Death sounds a lot cuter than I would've figured.
Misa: Death? Lavi, are you drunk? Alcohol won't bring your Yuu Yuu back to you!
Lavi: How come people keep asking me that?
Bad Girl: I'm looking for these people:
Jack
Daniel
Captain Morgan.
Let me know! ♥
HOLIDAYS
Cross: Mother's Day, eh? Certainly, there are mothers who are in grave need of my appreciation~ I'm off.
Emmett Cullen: Weird is normal around here, and normal never stopped a holiday.
Faye: Yeah, it wouldn't be like the Castle to celebrate a pointless holiday or anything. [oh so much sarcasm]
Tobias: < I don't think Thanksgiving's that pointless... >
Faye: [she levels a skeptical look at him] ...You were almost just beaten to death by its mascot.
Crowley: "Oh come on, Aziraphale, that's bollocks," he said. "An elephant won't write a Christmas card. It's got no fingers."
Billy: ...Guess you're not a fan of Easter, then?
Anya: No! I don't like the holiday about zombie religious figures that happens to associate itself with chocolate and fluffy creatures of doom!
Billy: Okay. Wow. ...I'm thinking there's gotta be a good story behind how you came to this opinion.
Cube: Holidays to remember one's family. Holidays to remember one's affection for another. Holidays to remember the dead. What would they do without holidays?
Delta: According to York, they would "work all the time and need more counseling".
Joshua: Oh, Rin. Why are you asking me?
Rin:To see what you'll say.
Joshua: You should invest in a Furby.
Rin:[Sigh.] A what?
Joshua: A toy that talks. You'd like it.
Rin:How well you understand me.
Joshua: It even doubles as an alarm clock.
Rin:Yaaaaaaaaay.
Joshua: I know what to get you for next Christmas~
Tobias: < so. i heard Valentine's Day is approaching? which is exactly what us single guys need. a reason for us to remember why we suck so much.
it'll be like one of those bad sitcom shows where the jock gets all the girls and the hearts and the nerd gets the swirly in the bathroom toilet.
i salute you, Singles Awareness Day. >
Kanda: Go choke on some mistletoe.
Kamina: What's the matter? Don't you like getting gifts?? [Trufax are lost on this one]
Willow: Oh I do, but Christmas isn't just about getting presents. It's a religious holiday from where I'm from. Not the only one around this time of year either, I'm Jewish and we celebrate Hanukkah, which is eight days of celebration. [oh I'm sure he'll get even more confused ~ or swap religions]
Kamina: EIGHT DAYS OF GIFTS?!??!?! HAHA!! WHO NEEDS CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU CAN BE JEWISH!!!!!! [Real men convert to Judaism, apparently.]
Crowley: So, apparently today is Monkey Day. For those of you with a simian bent, which come to think of it is a large proportion of the castle, this is the day for you. Eat strange and exotic fruit, throw your own leavings around, or dangle from the chandelier. Nah, It'll hold your weight. Probably.
Yue: If the cathle hath theen fit to torment me with thuch a fate, then tho be it. I will not thilenth mythelf over thomething tho... tho thmall. Really, it ithn't that bad, ith it?
The townthpeople don't theem to mind it at all. In fact, thith week they were exthtra generouth with their donationth for Allen'th debt collecthion. Perhapth it ith the holiday thpirit encouraging them to give.
Alessa: Thank you immensely for the nativity scene. Now I have a beautiful doorstop.
Kanda: I am NOT worried. I don't NEED cheering up. And I DON'T like Christmas.
Lavi: Better watch out, Yuubenezer Scrooge, or ghosts are gonna come visit you in the night.
Nagi: [Valentine's Day] This place is very... pink.
Schuldig: Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day. It's against my religion to send people things on holidays, though, so don't be offended if you send me something and get nothing in return.
George: Thanksgiving. The American dream of stuff your face with dead bird while surrounded by people you hate but have to deal with because they share your DNA.
Crowley: So if you eat turkey this Thanksgiving, it means you hate kittens. And only terrible people hate kittens. So ask yourself...
Crowley: Are YOU a terrible person?
Amanda: Okay, so like, holidays, right? We've got Thanksgiving, we've got Christmas, we've got New Year's, and this month, we've got something that is always dear to my heart, something that really makes me feel warm and special and just not so alone on those cold winter nights. February? You kick ass so early in the year, you know why?
Groundhog's Day. Okay, so I know I only have room in my heart for one gross, smelly, hairy animal, but really? We've got to give this guy a little credit. He predicts when those cold winter nights will stop, making way for all the flowers and the sunlight and the warm temperatures, and you know what that means?
It will be time to bring out real clothes. As much as I love a Fendilicious new coat, I really do miss being able to wear those nice little skirts, those open toed shoes, and, yes, of course, that perfect top you just can't pull off during a winter's chill. Unless you want people to look at that whole chest area for all the wrong reasons.
But I digest.
Here? Here we have a Capybara day. I know this one! Capybaras are the sexy, hunky, South American equivalent of the groundhog. After all, it's the biggest rodent on Earth. I have to give it props. To be such a huge vermin and not be exterminated by the masses? Yeah, that's fierceness right there.
Thanks for peeing on the snow, little guy! I gotta bust out (oh. haha. pun) with the extra juicy tops now! ♥
FEELINGS, PERSONALITIES & ATTITUDES
Sam Winchester: I know everything here just -- it has to be so hard. I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAIN, PARADISA.
[and sorry to the random person who just happens to be walking through the lobby, because you're about to get bear-hugged by a very tall Winchester.]
You're too precious for this world!
Prince Ludwig: There's only one thing I can do to calm my anger
Sixth Master: Wishes, is it? Fine. I wish for Nine to be reduced to the height of six inches.
Xander Harris: Oh my god HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Barney:
To The Person Who Looks Like (Is Also?) Me:
Hi. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't keep all the ladies to yourself. The name of the game is sharing.
- Your Other Handsome Devil Self
Doctor Horrible:
Sorry, it's just my nature. I was never very good at sharing.
I'll try to send a few spares your way.
- The Evil Twin
Dawn: I'm so glad we didn't almost get killed this time.
Aziraphale: Ignoring that sneer, Aziraphale offered Crowley his rarely seen Genuine SmileTM, which was rarely used due to its ability to make the world around seem just a tad brighter and more cheerful... angelic vibes practically radiating off him. "I know so."
Crowley: Crowley shuddered a little as everything suddenly became nicer1. He decided to counter that sudden burst of joy by glowering ominously at the wall.2
1. He was sure that somewhere, a young girl suddenly began singing a cheerful song about finding a prince while her animal friends helped her with her housework. There would be a squirrel doing the dishes. There was always a squirrel doing the dishes.
2. The squirrel suddenly got rabies. Many died.
Smellerbee: You mean seeing people you don't like feeling bad doesn't cheer you up?
Joshua: That would make me a terrible person, wouldn't it?
Alleria: (on the fate of the expedition) Do you wish for it to end in violence? I would be very happy to oblige at a later time.
Puddleglum: Never a wish... just acknowledgment. No point in denying the truth, after all. If it isn't violence from outside, it's likely to be violence from within. But there's no point in dwelling on such things now.
Alleria: Are all your people this cheerful?
Puddleglum: [a sad sigh] Oh no... they are much better at taking life seriously than I am, I'm afraid.
Alleria: [His people are ... worse than this? By the Light, how do they reproduce?]
Demyx: Ouch, Sora. Just... ouch. I think my non-existent heart just broke.
Rin:I think that your personality would be much improved if you were hit in the face more often.
Travis: Do we have to mourn her? Can't we like...celebrate instead? With cheese and crackers and a fucking Azula pinata we can smack around with bats and shit? Cause that would be AWESOME!
Fou: I've never met someone so annoying before. I'm honestly at a loss for words to say to you.
Peter: And why does Junior hang out with you, again?
Jan: My charming fuckin personality, obviously.
Peter: ... Obviously.
Gary: FATHER IS VERY LOGICAL. BUT HE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT MANIPULATING PEOPLE.
York: Shut up, Gary. You want to come along or not?
Gary: ...I WANT TO COME ALONG.
Delta: Then behave yourself, or York will not humor you.
Gary: ONE DAY MOTHER WILL BUILD ME OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND THEN WE WILL NOT NEED HUMANS.
York: Yeah. You keep telling yourself that.
Peter: Don't sound so enthusiastic or I might start to worry about you.
Yolei: I don't even read that stuff, and I know what you wrote is crap!
Jiraiya: ... Ohgod.
Yolei: How do you think I feel? I had to listen to it!
Joshua: Oh, come now. The deep questions. The real world doesn't care about helping you sort through your problems, so you'd better start asking yourself now. Save your thinking power for later in life. Is there a higher power? What is your place in the world? Do you have any 3s?
And that's all for today! Catch you all tomorrow!