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So! Who in the Death Match wants to pick a fight with/challenge Red-K!Clark and [most likely] get their ass handed to them? He's got his powers back and he's... well, anyone bothering him might just get effortlessly thrown into a wall or something. He knows he's epic-tier here, and anyone questioning that would work.

(And yes, Lana will come save your ass after.)

Any takers?

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OH OH OH DANTE WOULD! 8DD

OOH OOH. SWEET.

Just double-checking: does Dante use magic? Like I-speak-in-latin-incantations magic?

WELL

Yes and no, I-speak-in-latin-incantations magic isn't his style at all. He's more of the brb-shooting-and-kicking-the-fuck-out-of-everything guy.

Awesome. Clark's cool with "magic", but he gets owned by that pointy-hat-and-voodoo nonsense his girlfriend gets up to occasionally.

>:) It's so on. SHall I post, then?

lol poor Clark.

:] SURE!

Done!

Isobel's offended. There was never a pointy hat involved!

It wasn't there, but it was so there. It was just invisible, because of the aforementioned voodoo magic.

Fine. "Hot Topic Mall Goth magic." Happy?

...I'm never happy. >:

Especially since that's totally true, rofl.

We know.

Isobel is the most over-cosplayed character ever and they don't even know it.

I forgive her because she's hot.

/ETHICAL STANDARDS

Hot people always have the right to be bitchy, of course XD

Lana Lang! Kryptonite wielding super hero. 8)

...Or just a very well prepared girlfriend.

Sweet. Keep it up, Lana.

She is very sorry to keep kryptoniting your ass, Clark. But after YOUR BAD MOVE, we'll call it even.

Or...something. Somehow she thinks sleeping with Chloe might be worse than kidnapping and torturing Lex.

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Even it is.

Gee, it sure is SMALLVILLE DRAMA in here.

We're poisoning the castle with it.

All in a day's work.

I READ THAT AS LANA SLEPT WITH CHLOE AND I WAS LIKE :O :D!

>>

IF ONLY. THAT'D BE MORE AWKWARD AND LESS ANGSTY.

That would be hot.

FUCKING KIDS MESSING UP MY FUCKING BAR!

SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED IT DEATH MATCH.

THAT AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DECIMATE VILLAGERS.

AND CR IS FUN.

And hey, this guy is essentially... the SBP with weaknesses, and the one that won't rip off body parts for looking the wrong way at Princess.

DON'T SASS MOUTH ME BOY!

Quick, someone got me some goddamned kryptonite. It's Kal killing tiemz!

I'll sass whoever I WANT D<

--------OH NO!! NO!!! NOT THE KRYPTONITE!!!!!!

HELL YAH THE KRYPTONITE. GONNA CHOKE YO ASS WIT IT!

IT WAS ALL THE DOUCHE'S FAULT BOSS, I SWEAR

HE MIGHT BE THE MACHINE, BUT YOU WERE THE WRECKING BALL! GRR!

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THE WRENCHING BALL B|

LANA APOLOGIZES FOR SAID DOUCHE.

LANA, THIS IS GOING ON YOUR TAB!

SNAP.

Prime approves.

Clark does not approve of Prime's approval. :(

Prime says if he doesn't want his approval, then don't go around being a jerk. :

Clark claims he has no control over this.

And never wants to see SBP on Red K, that'd just be twice the mess.

Prime says Clark is having too much fun to resist it.

Red K Prime would be epic if he is anything like Clark on it. XD

Clark is ruining his relationships, and refuses to believe he'd every willingly have fun doing it.

XD It would be.

ALSO.... SBP is immune to other universes' kryptonites, yeah?

:< Yep. All Kryptonians are.

GOOD THING CLARK AND LANA DON'T KNOW THAT XD

... though it is kind of a funny image of Lana being like "WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK??"

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