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I KNOW YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY TIRED OF PEOPLE GETTING MAIMED... But Zelman's a douche and Travis was asking for it.

~~Long story short, anyone wanna find and haul an unconscious and fairly crispy Travis Touchdown back into the castle or something?~~

He's not in any danger of dying or anything, since he's like a cockroach. And Zelman thinks he's too funny to kill. He's just got some burns and I dunno, lots of bruises. Whatever.

THANK YOU, COLLETE & FRIENDS WILL DO IT. \o/

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BAWWWWW MISTER TRAAAAVIS

This icon correctly displays Zelman's sympathy level.

:< Meanie.

And for no good reason, too. 8)

~~I'M SORRY, HE NEEDS TO BE SHOT OR SOMETHING. D8~~

Just because he wants to. :( For shame!

~~NAWWWW. THEN PARADISA'D LOSE LIKE 20% OF ITS SEXY IN ONE GO ♥~~

~~...EXCEPT NOT. SINCE HE CAN'T DIE? OTL~~

~~JUST AS PLANNED.~~

~~Depends on where and with what he was shot, though. ):~~

Colette! I nominate Colette to completely have a heart attack and fret forever D:

Colette TT_TT. Don't worry, Travis isn't dead. Just KFC's newest menu addition.

awwwwwwwwww <333 Poor travis, expect Colette to dote on him... for like two weeks :/

He'll be all tough about it, shrugging it off like it's nothing. ~~Which, considering this guy got hit by a penis laser...~~

YOU ARE THE WINNER. \o/

Feel free to ~~claim your prize of mental scarring~~ pick him up, thanks! 8)

Kay, I'll make topic super fast kine'

Poor Colette!

Aww man, Zelos will come help... cause he can't let poor Colette do that on her own.

Yaaaay Zelos~ That would probably be good.

GO ZELMAN \o/

Dante totally watched, with popcorn.

This is like, his best week ever.

Zelman should just have a popcorn machine follow him around at the rate he's going.

I love it.

Fuck yeah, but that would be pointless... it'd probably get destroyed.

All the popcorn would get popped, though. |D YAY TOASTY POWERS.

Your ass is so fired.

AZULA WILL LAUGH WHEN SHE FINDS OUT.

Also, broken legs one day, barbeque the next? Fran's not laughing >:(

...Zelman's going to have a million-billion enemies by the time this is over, isn't he?

...and one laughing princess, but whatever. |D

Oh, you silly bff.

He sets such good examples~

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