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[johnbulls.livejournal.com]

Greetings, Paradisa...! It is I, your fair Prince, bringing you A NON-DERP HOLY SHIT... Walter Dornez of the Hellsing fame!

Walter is like the... Alfred of the series... the badass old english butler who makes a mean cup of tea and appreciates dry wit. He'll iron your undergarments, polish your china, and-- of course-- dust your batcave. ...Or in his case, his skills tend to fall in the realm of creating amazing weaponry and cleaving through people like they were butter with monofilament wires. He's a retired vampire hunter, now serving his duties by taking care of Integra and trying to keep Alucard in line-- so hey. Don't mess with his little girl, god damnit.

He's a polite and well-mannered gent, so please treat him kindly, you whippersnappers. :3 ...Unless you're an unruly monster. In which case, just don't force Integra to pull the killswitch and it's all good. ALL GOOD.

<33 NOW GO, AND DRINK CEYLON TEA TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.

P.S. - my apologies for late tags from the derpriest custodismundi -- went on a bit of an unnannounced hiatus this past New Years weekend, and just returned flkjsdf /fails forever. EVERYTHING SHOULD BE BACK TO SPEED NOW.

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[johnbulls.livejournal.com]

Greetings, Paradisa...! It is I, your fair Prince, bringing you A NON-DERP HOLY SHIT... Walter Dornez of the Hellsing fame!

Walter is like the... Alfred of the series... the badass old english butler who makes a mean cup of tea and appreciates dry wit. He'll iron your undergarments, polish your china, and-- of course-- dust your batcave. ...Or in his case, his skills tend to fall in the realm of creating amazing weaponry and cleaving through people like they were butter with monofilament wires. He's a retired vampire hunter, now serving his duties by taking care of Integra and trying to keep Alucard in line-- so hey. Don't mess with his little girl, god damnit.

He's a polite and well-mannered gent, so please treat him kindly, you whippersnappers. :3 ...Unless you're an unruly monster. In which case, just don't force Integra to pull the killswitch and it's all good. ALL GOOD.

<33 NOW GO, AND DRINK CEYLON TEA TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.

P.S. - my apologies for late tags from the derpriest custodismundi -- went on a bit of an unnannounced hiatus this past New Years weekend, and just returned flkjsdf /fails forever. EVERYTHING SHOULD BE BACK TO SPEED NOW.

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[superheroine]

If you get an IM from me (a great fanfare) that is just a tinyurl link, don't click it. It's a phishing scam powered by that stupid game.

If you did and played the game it links to, you will begin doing this to people too if you don't change your password. If you change your password, everything should be fine, so I shouldn't be doing it anymore, but jussssst in caaaase.

The game it links to is a copy of the REAL Aim Fight thing that AOL does, but the real one doesn't ask for your password.

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[superheroine]

If you get an IM from me (a great fanfare) that is just a tinyurl link, don't click it. It's a phishing scam powered by that stupid game.

If you did and played the game it links to, you will begin doing this to people too if you don't change your password. If you change your password, everything should be fine, so I shouldn't be doing it anymore, but jussssst in caaaase.

The game it links to is a copy of the REAL Aim Fight thing that AOL does, but the real one doesn't ask for your password.

Did you order a depressed, semisuicidal assassin with tuberculosis?

[colorlesschild.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha after talking about it long enough, Sora's going on the dreaded YOITE LOSS. What does this mean? It means that you're gonna have a highly disoriented ninja scrambling around trying to kill things and fight things. Would you like to kick his ass or have your ass kicked? Comment and we'll work it out! Zuko, I'm looking at you, bro.

( EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, DAMN. )

Did you order a depressed, semisuicidal assassin with tuberculosis?

[colorlesschild.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha after talking about it long enough, Sora's going on the dreaded YOITE LOSS. What does this mean? It means that you're gonna have a highly disoriented ninja scrambling around trying to kill things and fight things. Would you like to kick his ass or have your ass kicked? Comment and we'll work it out! Zuko, I'm looking at you, bro.

( EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, DAMN. )

Fear my lack of willpower!

[eat-me-beat-me.livejournal.com]

Laurel here with yet another character to add to my marvelous crew of miscreants.

This here's Nora Diniro. She's Mark/Harry's girl from Pump up the Volume. She's a poet, and an artist and a lover of anything that disrupts the social order of things.

Her loss is the ability to use that gorgeous red paper she wrote all her letters to Harry on.

I'll intro her tonight while I catch up on the massive amount of tags piled in my inbox from the last week. >.<

Fear my lack of willpower!

[eat-me-beat-me.livejournal.com]

Laurel here with yet another character to add to my marvelous crew of miscreants.

This here's Nora Diniro. She's Mark/Harry's girl from Pump up the Volume. She's a poet, and an artist and a lover of anything that disrupts the social order of things.

Her loss is the ability to use that gorgeous red paper she wrote all her letters to Harry on.

I'll intro her tonight while I catch up on the massive amount of tags piled in my inbox from the last week. >.<