& VAMPIRES JUST HAVE NO STANDARDS ANYMORE

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Slayer + Vampire = Dead Vampire

...Or that's how it's supposed to go anyway. Sadly, Vampires that are trigger happy are harder to get close to. Buffy no like. =/

For any who missed it, Jan was being himself. And so, of course, Buffy had to be HERself. Because I suck and accidentally fell asleep, we couldn't log, but we figured out how the fight went!

→ Fight lasts a long while. Yay endurance of d00m. This is my excuse for the super late post. Crai.
→ Chris is a bad Willow #2 and feels like going blind, thus unable to offer a protection spell. Some ouch happens for Buffy.
→ Jan does not like to let go of those damn guns, but Buffy manages to wrangle them free without getting her face completely shot off. He still has some grenades, though, so those are fun to dodge.
→ Once it gets to hand-to-hand, some ass-kicking starts to occur--Jan's ass, that is. Buffy does not go without the occasional pwnage herself, though.
→ He starts to run, but alas! She's too fast. Someone gets staked. Three guesses who.
→ But crappily, he already has a grenade out and unpinned. This does not bode well. She runs!
→ FAST.
→ But even she can only run so fast. She gets far enough away that no mortal wounds occur, but the both of them are thrown in opposite directions and are knocked out.
→ No trees were harmed in the making of this battle. ...Okay I lied. There were some scorch marks, but nothing serious!
→ When they both come to, neither of them are there anymore. Castle decided to interfere so neither of them would end up DED.

So feel free to say your character heard/saw some tiny little explosions, and then a bigger one thanks to Jan's grand finale. Those who are camping in the woods kind of would have had to notice it. Sorry.

We're going to say this occurred maybe half an hour ago, 10:30 PM PST, so mentioning it now wouldn't seem retardedly late or anything. Buffy was transported to her floor in the hall, floor 15, and Jan was transported to...wherever his mun wants him! But even if she heals fast she'll need some medical attention (concussion, bullet in shoulder, and ouchie burns), so someone plz to be dragging her to the clinic and throwing her at a doctor?

Questions? Comments? Class dismissed! Oh and yes this was Mod Approved. ♥

Comments

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

... Your summary posts are amazing.

Also, Chris resents that. It was totally not his choice to go blind - although I'll admit it was convenient timing.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Chalk is up to me being half-awake?

The timing was pretty effing awesome, but it's okay. SHE SURVIVED. And he doesn't have to witness the damage.

[nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com]

You should be half-awake more awesome often. *IS APPARENTLY HALF-AWAKE TOO?!*

... Good point. He'll still feel bad though!? He'll write spells faster next time, I promise. XD

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Buffy says he should get a laptop. TYPE THEM OUT FROM NOW ON. >( Get with the program, man! Aren't you supposed to be from the future?

[attaining.livejournal.com]

Faith says:

I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR TWO DAYS.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Shut up! Evil Vampire! Buffy wants to know what ELSE she was supposed to do? Give him a gift basket?

[continuing.livejournal.com]

Shelke just sighs in Buffy's general direction. :/

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Again, Buffy wants to know what else she was supposed to do? At least this kept him from carrying out that massacre he wanted! WINNAR.

[continuing.livejournal.com]

Shelke doesn't think there would have been a massacre ): ... or at least not a big one. She thinks Buffy just misses Kadaj ):

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Hahah. She just hated to see him go!

[randomtology.livejournal.com]

Anya and Reno second and third this sigh.

BUT VERY SWEET FIGHT :O

[eyesofshore.livejournal.com]

Uh, since Riku does night patrol now, he can run her down to the clinic? *shrug*

[aversely.livejournal.com]

She says many thanks, random teenage boy! Or would if she was conscious.

[eyesofshore.livejournal.com]

... He doesn't look too much like a vampire for her tastes, does he? ): Cuz he'd hate to get attacked when she woke up. Being the nice guy he is, he'll hang out by the door all night to make sure it doesn't come back.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Lucky him she doesn't just randomly assume everything she sees is a vampire. 8D Although if he stays near her he might get punched when she wakes up, anyway, since she got knocked out mid-fight and is gonna be on guard. But that's only if he was right by her when she woke up.

He should be safe by the door. The nurse can get punched instead.

[eyesofshore.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's not that curious about the female persuasion. JKLOL He'd stick by the door. :3

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Boys will be boys. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

[eyesofshore.livejournal.com]

♥

[pinkify.livejournal.com]

Sakura could treat her and they could bond over what an ass Jan is? :D?

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Buffy says it's easy to treat when everything's free! XD

[seraphjewel.livejournal.com]

Pete sighs, and is glad he was not the cause of explosions this time :D And he hangs at the clinic, so he'll probably say Hi to Buffy or something.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Her hi will be a very grumpy hi.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Jan got dropped in his own room.

He's also pissed about the stake. So YAY for brutal fights that end in a stalemate.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Hahah. She says that's what you get for assuming she's a normal girl with normal abilities, jerkwad!

We're also gonna have to come up with a reason for her not to just come after him again.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Well, in his defense, he thinks a woman that can kick his ass is totally hot, and is now probably having fantasies about her. So nyah.

Well, Jan's not an idiot. He's going to suddenly understand that ms. Slayer here is dangerous up close. I can think of some other reasons, but just the fact that he won't knowingly allow how to get up close may prove a reason in and of itself.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Buffy says ew. D= SHE IS HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HOW SPIKE USED TO BE. AKFJHAFSIG.

Hah, whoo! Hide-and-seek. Fun times. Buffy, at least, will need a few days to recover from the damn burns. >(

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Cepts, instead of being a fit, easy to look at and stunning example of awesome...she's got a fit, easy to look at and stunning example of OMGDISGUSTING.

He may also start leaving explosives around her general area. And she's made the list of people that will get a dead baby tossed through her window while she is sleeping.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Well she thought the OMGDISGUSTING part of Spike too....at first. Then he got pussy whipped. Mwahaha.

OH GEE. She's flattered.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

If she can pussy whip Jan, she deserves a whole lot more than just a medal.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

I don't think she wants to. She says GO AWAY, GROSS THING.

[clemently.livejournal.com]

She's blonde too. XDD

Inner Integra is facepalming.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Integral needs to get her ass here and get this guy under control. For the good of the children!

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Tempting, but I need to return to full activity with my current characters first XD

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

He misses his good ol Bitchtits.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Integra doesn't. But her silver bullets do. :(

[attaining.livejournal.com]

Faith is sad she was not there to watch and/or punch Jan, too. XDDD