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Anniversary Quotes: Part 3 of 5
Hey look everyone, I'm actually early..er.
Anyway! Time for part 3 of 5 of the 2nd Anniversary quotes. Tonight we shall cover Paradisa residents views on alcohol, holidays, personalities, feelings & attitudes, mental health, intelligence along with attraction, dating, sex and all that good stuff.
Also I would like to note that there are many good quotes that are missing from this post, or quotes that may not be as funny out of context. But don't shoot the messenger please, I'm only posting what people submitted to me.
And with that, enjoy!
ALCOHOL
Cross Marian: In the Lord's name, tell me there is still wine.
Spike: There is no god here. All gone.
Cross: In the city, as well?
Spike: Maybe?
Cross: I only have two bottles left. Disgusting. Slaughter whoever did this.
Spike: Sounds like a good idea.
Cross: My God...A world without wine. That is depressing.
Buffy: I don't need to get drunk to have a good time. Have no fear, I can party hardy.
Faith: ...Gee, with phrases like that, who can doubt you.
Ravi: They'll come for you in your sleep.
Kanda: ... Have you been drinking or something?
Ravi: Yeah, water.
Ravi: I gotta say, Death sounds a lot cuter than I would've figured.
Misa: Death? Ravi, are you drunk? Alcohol won't bring your Yuu Yuu back to you!
Ravi: How come people keep asking me that?
Bad Girl:
I'm looking for these people:
Jack
Daniel
Captain Morgan.
Let me know! ♥
HOLIDAYS
Cross: Mother's Day, eh? Certainly, there are mothers who are in grave need of my appreciation~ I'm off.
Kanda: Go choke on some mistletoe.
Kanda: My name is in a Christmas song. There's something very wrong about that.
Kanda: I am NOT worried. I don't NEED cheering up. And I DON'T like Christmas.
Ravi: Better watch out, Yuubenezer Scrooge, or ghosts are gonna come visit you in the night.
Tesla: Such a talented woman, Mrs. Claus.
Ichigo: Why thank you, sweetheart. Your pixie dust is looking lovely as usual.
Nagi: [Valentine's Day] This place is very... pink.
Schuldig: Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day. It's against my religion to send people things on holidays, though, so don't be offended if you send me something and get nothing in return.
George: Thanksgiving. The American dream of stuff your face with dead bird while surrounded by people you hate but have to deal with because they share your DNA.
FEELINGS, PERSONALITIES & ATTITUDES
Demyx: Ouch, Sora. Just... ouch. I think my non-existent heart just broke.
Komui: Kanda, your attitude towards this is proof that you need to go have some coffee. Seriously.
Fou: I've never met someone so annoying before. I'm honestly at a loss for words to say to you.
Peter: And why does Junior hang out with you, again?
Jan: My charming fuckin personality, obviously.
Peter: ... Obviously.
Peter: Don't sound so enthusiastic or I might start to worry about you.
Yolei: I don't even read that stuff, and I know what you wrote is crap!
Jiraiya: ... Ohgod.
Yolei: How do you think I feel? I had to listen to it!
Joshua: Oh, come now. The deep questions. The real world doesn't care about helping you sort through your problems, so you'd better start asking yourself now. Save your thinking power for later in life. Is there a higher power? What is your place in the world? Do you have any 3s?
MENTAL HEALTH
Ted: A book with identity issues. You should see a therapist for that.
Griffith: You should take my fragile self esteem into consideration.
Rafiki: I am not insane. You are.
Yuugi: He's my other self.
Thief King Bakura: Don't they have doctors for that sort of thing?
Kanda: I'm not in denial!
Komui: First symptom of Denial: 'persistent refusal' - check.
Kanda: Keep this up, Mugen's still sharp enough.
Komui: Symptom number two: 'threatening' - check.
Allen: Besides, they're women that like my Master! Clearly there is something wrong with their heads!
Schuldich: V.... O.... I.... C.... E...... S...
Irvine: Yeah? Stuff like that tends to happen when you have E..... a... R s
INTELLIGENCE
Spike: Did you just use logic?
Reno: Sick, I know.
Ino: WRITING IN BIG LETTERS DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMART
Jiraiya: You're not a person, you're an IDIOT!
Tyki: Does anyone want to define the word fergalicious for me?
Ty Lee: Sounds like something I'd be described as!
Naruto: But we're cool idiots!
Shikamaru: You were bound to make sense sooner or later.
Ravi: Who am I, Yuu?
Kanda: ... An idiot.
Kanda: Is calling me just 'Kanda' too challenging for your small brain?
Ravi: Kandanator just looks weird, Yuu.
Kanda: That would be because 'Kandanator' is not my name.
Agito: Fucking idiot.
Rafiki: Dere are times when we must look past the grass on de savannah. Den we see the waterhole.
Kanda: Idiots all around.
Kanda: That sounds like sensible advice.
Axel: Heh, it is. However, it ended up failing for me because I forgot to take into account that idiotic people breed and multiply as rapidly as rabbits do.
Yugito: Agreed. Best luck to continued common sense, Beat!
Franziska: Only a fool would suggest such absolute foolishness!
Ianto: I understand, but I'm not sure why you're tellig mme this.
Diva: Haha... you can't spell.
ATTRACTION, DATING, SEX & AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF
Gatts: STOP MENSTRUATING YOU PSYCHOPATH. GO SQUEAL OVER SHOES OR DRESSES OR SOME SHIT.
Ino: Do you look at my ass often?
Kiba: ...No, why would I? ... I MEAN YES. ... No?
Dilan: I just couldn't resist Gatts. He's rather charming in a dress.
Sai: Ovulation is like penises?
Ino: ... Yes.
Jan: Oh, and fuck you, Petes.
Peter: Are you offering, Jan?
Ichigo: Renji's the one with a bigass snake for a sword! If that isn't compensating I don't know what is!
Renji: S'called advertisement, in that case.
Gatts: If I see someone naked in front of me that I don't wanna see naked, I just turn my head. That's what a neck is for. IT'S ALSO FOR THE GALLOWS, WHICH,I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU THERE, WITCH. .....Oh my-
WHAT
NO
YES
I WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE.
Sai: It's big, by the way.
Sasuke: I caught you.
Ravi: Nudity?
Allen: Ravi. J-just... was that the only word you saw?
Misa: Misa thinks Ravi's hammer might be compatible with Yuu Yuu.
Ravi: Not sure about 'compatible', but it worked pretty good, keeping the guy's sword from getting just a little too close for comfort.
Misa: Everyone's first time is awkward.
Thief King Bakura: I'm not interested in either of you.
Ravi: Glad to hear it~ You're not exactly my type, either. ♥
Thief King Bakura: I try not to lead anyone on.
Kanda: I hate kids.
Ravi: Hey, it's okay if she's over ten.
Irvine: Hey now, I've heard of some guys who remodel their rooms before they bring a girl home, but... I don't think rocks is going to win over any kind of lady.
Misa: Misa thinks you're a dirty boy who just likes to think about naked girls and dirty their reputations with your bad thoughts. Tsk.
Haseo: "Not too bad"? I got paired with the guy that two people (or more) are trying to lynch.
Naruto: Then I suggest you be prepared to run in case they decide to step in during the date. Other than that, you're all set!
Clark Kent: N-no!! I'm a married man!
Shuin: Really? Your husband must dom then.
Diva: Haha... a voyeur. Please don't tell anyone about it okay? If you don't tell anyone I won't tell anyone about the forbidden love you share with your brother.
Dante: There.is.no.frobidden.love. I'd rather rip out that guys eyeballs and force them down his god damn throat.
Diva: How gruesome. Well, whatever turns you on. Everyone does their sexy stuff in different ways ♪
Jiraiya: What ... is wrong with my writing!?!?!??!? Quick, someone request something! Smut of any kind! Any two people in the Castle, or whatever characters you can concoct in your mind! I don't care!!
Anemone: Greed and Hinata Hyuuga.
Jacob: This might... will sound kind of crazy, but. I feel completely drawn to you. Like our meeting was always meant to be. Like I've...Imprinted.
Bloodspill: Imprinted?
Jacob: Layman's terms would probably be like, "love at first sight."
Bloodspill: ...I'm a wolf.
Jun: [does the shh-shh-shooshy finger to mouth thing as she grins, leaning toward Delysia in a slight bit of drunken excitement] Ssshhhh, sweets. Sweets. I'll tell you my secret.
I've had an erotic dream...about someone in the castle.
Now, now I can't say who. But it's...[whispers] a woman. And, hah. And her name...Her name?
It rhymes with...Shhh...Shhhhfff...Shmalithia Famoss. [tries to be all serious.... but snickers anyway]
And that's all for today! See you tomorrow!
Anyway! Time for part 3 of 5 of the 2nd Anniversary quotes. Tonight we shall cover Paradisa residents views on alcohol, holidays, personalities, feelings & attitudes, mental health, intelligence along with attraction, dating, sex and all that good stuff.
Also I would like to note that there are many good quotes that are missing from this post, or quotes that may not be as funny out of context. But don't shoot the messenger please, I'm only posting what people submitted to me.
And with that, enjoy!
ALCOHOL
Cross Marian: In the Lord's name, tell me there is still wine.
Spike: There is no god here. All gone.
Cross: In the city, as well?
Spike: Maybe?
Cross: I only have two bottles left. Disgusting. Slaughter whoever did this.
Spike: Sounds like a good idea.
Cross: My God...A world without wine. That is depressing.
Buffy: I don't need to get drunk to have a good time. Have no fear, I can party hardy.
Faith: ...Gee, with phrases like that, who can doubt you.
Ravi: They'll come for you in your sleep.
Kanda: ... Have you been drinking or something?
Ravi: Yeah, water.
Ravi: I gotta say, Death sounds a lot cuter than I would've figured.
Misa: Death? Ravi, are you drunk? Alcohol won't bring your Yuu Yuu back to you!
Ravi: How come people keep asking me that?
Bad Girl:
I'm looking for these people:
Jack
Daniel
Captain Morgan.
Let me know! ♥
HOLIDAYS
Cross: Mother's Day, eh? Certainly, there are mothers who are in grave need of my appreciation~ I'm off.
Kanda: Go choke on some mistletoe.
Kanda: My name is in a Christmas song. There's something very wrong about that.
Kanda: I am NOT worried. I don't NEED cheering up. And I DON'T like Christmas.
Ravi: Better watch out, Yuubenezer Scrooge, or ghosts are gonna come visit you in the night.
Tesla: Such a talented woman, Mrs. Claus.
Ichigo: Why thank you, sweetheart. Your pixie dust is looking lovely as usual.
Nagi: [Valentine's Day] This place is very... pink.
Schuldig: Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day. It's against my religion to send people things on holidays, though, so don't be offended if you send me something and get nothing in return.
George: Thanksgiving. The American dream of stuff your face with dead bird while surrounded by people you hate but have to deal with because they share your DNA.
FEELINGS, PERSONALITIES & ATTITUDES
Demyx: Ouch, Sora. Just... ouch. I think my non-existent heart just broke.
Komui: Kanda, your attitude towards this is proof that you need to go have some coffee. Seriously.
Fou: I've never met someone so annoying before. I'm honestly at a loss for words to say to you.
Peter: And why does Junior hang out with you, again?
Jan: My charming fuckin personality, obviously.
Peter: ... Obviously.
Peter: Don't sound so enthusiastic or I might start to worry about you.
Yolei: I don't even read that stuff, and I know what you wrote is crap!
Jiraiya: ... Ohgod.
Yolei: How do you think I feel? I had to listen to it!
Joshua: Oh, come now. The deep questions. The real world doesn't care about helping you sort through your problems, so you'd better start asking yourself now. Save your thinking power for later in life. Is there a higher power? What is your place in the world? Do you have any 3s?
MENTAL HEALTH
Ted: A book with identity issues. You should see a therapist for that.
Griffith: You should take my fragile self esteem into consideration.
Rafiki: I am not insane. You are.
Yuugi: He's my other self.
Thief King Bakura: Don't they have doctors for that sort of thing?
Kanda: I'm not in denial!
Komui: First symptom of Denial: 'persistent refusal' - check.
Kanda: Keep this up, Mugen's still sharp enough.
Komui: Symptom number two: 'threatening' - check.
Allen: Besides, they're women that like my Master! Clearly there is something wrong with their heads!
Schuldich: V.... O.... I.... C.... E...... S...
Irvine: Yeah? Stuff like that tends to happen when you have E..... a... R s
INTELLIGENCE
Spike: Did you just use logic?
Reno: Sick, I know.
Ino: WRITING IN BIG LETTERS DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMART
Jiraiya: You're not a person, you're an IDIOT!
Tyki: Does anyone want to define the word fergalicious for me?
Ty Lee: Sounds like something I'd be described as!
Naruto: But we're cool idiots!
Shikamaru: You were bound to make sense sooner or later.
Ravi: Who am I, Yuu?
Kanda: ... An idiot.
Kanda: Is calling me just 'Kanda' too challenging for your small brain?
Ravi: Kandanator just looks weird, Yuu.
Kanda: That would be because 'Kandanator' is not my name.
Agito: Fucking idiot.
Rafiki: Dere are times when we must look past the grass on de savannah. Den we see the waterhole.
Kanda: Idiots all around.
Kanda: That sounds like sensible advice.
Axel: Heh, it is. However, it ended up failing for me because I forgot to take into account that idiotic people breed and multiply as rapidly as rabbits do.
Yugito: Agreed. Best luck to continued common sense, Beat!
Franziska: Only a fool would suggest such absolute foolishness!
Ianto: I understand, but I'm not sure why you're tellig mme this.
Diva: Haha... you can't spell.
ATTRACTION, DATING, SEX & AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF
Gatts: STOP MENSTRUATING YOU PSYCHOPATH. GO SQUEAL OVER SHOES OR DRESSES OR SOME SHIT.
Ino: Do you look at my ass often?
Kiba: ...No, why would I? ... I MEAN YES. ... No?
Dilan: I just couldn't resist Gatts. He's rather charming in a dress.
Sai: Ovulation is like penises?
Ino: ... Yes.
Jan: Oh, and fuck you, Petes.
Peter: Are you offering, Jan?
Ichigo: Renji's the one with a bigass snake for a sword! If that isn't compensating I don't know what is!
Renji: S'called advertisement, in that case.
Gatts: If I see someone naked in front of me that I don't wanna see naked, I just turn my head. That's what a neck is for. IT'S ALSO FOR THE GALLOWS, WHICH,I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU THERE, WITCH. .....Oh my-
WHAT
NO
YES
I WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE.
Sai: It's big, by the way.
Sasuke: I caught you.
Ravi: Nudity?
Allen: Ravi. J-just... was that the only word you saw?
Misa: Misa thinks Ravi's hammer might be compatible with Yuu Yuu.
Ravi: Not sure about 'compatible', but it worked pretty good, keeping the guy's sword from getting just a little too close for comfort.
Misa: Everyone's first time is awkward.
Thief King Bakura: I'm not interested in either of you.
Ravi: Glad to hear it~ You're not exactly my type, either. ♥
Thief King Bakura: I try not to lead anyone on.
Kanda: I hate kids.
Ravi: Hey, it's okay if she's over ten.
Irvine: Hey now, I've heard of some guys who remodel their rooms before they bring a girl home, but... I don't think rocks is going to win over any kind of lady.
Misa: Misa thinks you're a dirty boy who just likes to think about naked girls and dirty their reputations with your bad thoughts. Tsk.
Haseo: "Not too bad"? I got paired with the guy that two people (or more) are trying to lynch.
Naruto: Then I suggest you be prepared to run in case they decide to step in during the date. Other than that, you're all set!
Clark Kent: N-no!! I'm a married man!
Shuin: Really? Your husband must dom then.
Diva: Haha... a voyeur. Please don't tell anyone about it okay? If you don't tell anyone I won't tell anyone about the forbidden love you share with your brother.
Dante: There.is.no.frobidden.love. I'd rather rip out that guys eyeballs and force them down his god damn throat.
Diva: How gruesome. Well, whatever turns you on. Everyone does their sexy stuff in different ways ♪
Jiraiya: What ... is wrong with my writing!?!?!??!? Quick, someone request something! Smut of any kind! Any two people in the Castle, or whatever characters you can concoct in your mind! I don't care!!
Anemone: Greed and Hinata Hyuuga.
Jacob: This might... will sound kind of crazy, but. I feel completely drawn to you. Like our meeting was always meant to be. Like I've...Imprinted.
Bloodspill: Imprinted?
Jacob: Layman's terms would probably be like, "love at first sight."
Bloodspill: ...I'm a wolf.
Jun: [does the shh-shh-shooshy finger to mouth thing as she grins, leaning toward Delysia in a slight bit of drunken excitement] Ssshhhh, sweets. Sweets. I'll tell you my secret.
I've had an erotic dream...about someone in the castle.
Now, now I can't say who. But it's...[whispers] a woman. And, hah. And her name...Her name?
It rhymes with...Shhh...Shhhhfff...Shmalithia Famoss. [tries to be all serious.... but snickers anyway]
And that's all for today! See you tomorrow!