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dro back with another ray of sunshine for you all :)

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hello strange snack-sized meatling

Tweet. ):

this isn't a moth in my mouth

it's your mother

we have no mother. /sob.

lol not anymore.

go run into a lumberjack, hor. >:

LUMBERJACK'S DON'T EXIST YET

BIIITCH

NEITHER DOES GRAMMAR

OLD HAAAAAAAAAAAG.

are you five feet ten with 290 pounds of muscle

no

i thought not

GET OUT PIPSQUEAK

I AM FOUR INCHES TALL AND BIG ENOUGH TO CHOKE A BITCH, BIIIITCH.

YOU'RE HARDLY BIG ENOUGH TO CAUSE A TEMPORARY BLOCKAGE IN MY COLON, BIIIITCH

I HAVE TALONS, BIIITCH.

is that what they're calling it these days

talons.

I WILL SPARE YOU THE TRAUMA IF YOU LET ME EAT YOUR FLEAS THOUGH, FLEABAG.

oh

well very well.

Proceed.

/bffs :|b

i'd make a post and they could bond but

I need to go to bed an hour ago

lol, ditto that. obviously. since i did go to bed. >>

AND YOU SHOULD... IM ME SOMETIME. I lost yours when I changed mine. ))):

oshi-- I broke the chain. ignore dat, omg. :|

VERY WELL

8)b

IT IS MIDNIGHTED, SINCE... THE ALL-KNOWING WIKI IS DOWN. And idk if i put it in mah profile. ):

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