ext_145634 ([identity profile] sinister-charm.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisaooc2007-12-23 07:48 pm

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YES. Gifts from the Master. Five made him do it, I assure you.



Five: Key to the Master's TARDIS

Six: A kitten.

Nine: Nothing. Because Nine is a hater.

Ten: Paperclips. All of his paperclips.

Rose: Uhhhhh. Something non-lethal because I can't think of anything myself. Bri, halp?

Nataku: Various sorts of basic medical equipment, along with a few beginner's science thingies.

One: A book written by the Master in hexidecimal.

Two: The second half of the book written by the Master in hexidecimal.

Silverbolt: A gun.

Dee: A cookbook or something.

Rodyle: A basic hologram of the Master's universe, able to adjust and zoom in on various sectors.

Rosso: A magnificently forged sword, along with a set of well-made handguns.

Reeve: A medical guide to Gallifreyans.

Ruby: A fully detailed set of microwave instructions, of which describing the best lengths of time for various foods AND how to work it.

Schuldig: A fake bomb. It appears completely to be the real thing, just doesn't explode. ;D

Vergil: A book on psychology and psychological disorders.

Johnny: A series of books on mass murderers and madmen from Earth.

Page: Uhhh. Something Page would like.

Ira: Uhhh. Something.

Kvar: A book of every known type of torture from across the universe. Yes.

[identity profile] not-from-mars.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, paperclips! :'D Ten will geek.

[identity profile] dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
askljdfsg A bomb. XD It's probably the only one he'll mention publically.

[identity profile] benotmywish.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA, Nataku is going to do a bunch of experiments. x) ♥

[identity profile] meticulousmind.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah and Kvar (http://community.livejournal.com/paradisaooc/956283.html#cutid4) got you something!

[identity profile] halevy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I have no CR with any of the Masters but LOL BEST GIFTS EVER.

[identity profile] mechaphilia.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Dee will make him something out of the book 8B

[identity profile] mechaphilia.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, we're talking about Dee here.

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[identity profile] oronena.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
*shrug* I dunno what he can get Rose >:

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[identity profile] insaneiac.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Vergil will be rightly amused with his gift. And then promptly find a use for it. XD

[identity profile] ridsey.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I BET THE MASTER'S BOOK HAS A HERO WHO IS A SELF-INSERT.

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[identity profile] nottwiceblessed.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if Chris qualifies for anything or not, but...

The idea of the Master giving anyone a kitten is adorable/hilarious/disturbing. XD

[identity profile] liltigre.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
The Master can give Reeve a medical guide to Gallifreyans so he won't end up, y'know, nearly killing one of them again 8D

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[identity profile] fantasticninth.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Nine is giving the Master a large pile of coal. 8)

[identity profile] paranoidstork.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Johnny makes loud EEEEEEEEing noises only not