paradisaooc | GIFTS;

NOW THAT I GOT YOUR ATTENTION!

GIFTS

ANDREW OIKONNY

Dist - THE DEED TO MACBETH AS ONE OF HIS GENERALS. B) It's a deed for now, but believe me, it will come!!!
Far Reach - a bunch of sandwiches and so on for making him sandwiches all year around. He also has a big rather pretendious speech to Reach too on the paper on how he's one the best servants ever.
Jack Spicer - A bunch of bananas to feed monkeys and a book about them too showing the proper care of them. :| ANDREW IS STILL MAD ABOUT ENSLAVING HIS PEOPLE.
One - ...YET LOOK HERE. SUP ONE I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU FOR A WHILE LOL. Anyway, One is totally going to get a monkey. B) Andrew had a monkey hanging around his room since that one time with the jungle. Andrew is totally giving it to One because we all know - who wouldn't want a crazy monkey???
Ryoki: - A gun. With bullets. And directions to shoot yourself. TAKE THAT RYOKI! ~~This is going to backfire so badly lol.~~

JADE CURTISS

Anise Tatlin - You're getting a noble from town in a box and he's tied up with a bow for you Anise. B) DON'T WORRY HE'S OKAY AND HE'S APPEARENTLY RICH SO YOU TWO CAN GET MARRIED. USE YOUR CUTE CHARM!!
Dist - You're getting a make-up kit with a note saying "You need it." along with with a bell to go around your neck so that Jade knows when you're coming. B)
Luke fon Fabre - A simple book for kindergarteners and stuff. A coloring book and a bunch of crayons. B)
Nataku - I'm debating on this, but maybe some food would be nice for him - he made him some little meal and it'll be sent to him. B)
Schuldig - ~~MILLIONZ A DOLLAZ~~ Kidding, you're getting new awesome boots in case you ever have to fuck someone's couch.

MAGNIUS

Forcystus - I dunno, maybe Magnius will like - play in the snow with you and try to build a snowman only to have it melt in his hands so he'll be like. D8 WHAT HAPPENED. They'll probably cook one of Magnius' boars too.
Rosso - A dead bear. Hey give the guy some credit, he can't rip out his heart for someone to charm people. [~~COUGH COUGH ONE. :(~~]
OH AND HE HAS FIVE CATS FOR NO REASON GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT. Otherwise he's giving them all to Mithos.

RODYLE

Even - Copies his notes that talk about dying in Paradisa, what changes people go through and so on. ENJOY EVEN.
Kvar - B)
Master - You're probably going to get copies of his notes about the monsters he had and their biology and so on, Rodyle figures you haven't studied much on his world so hey why not look at this?
Murphy - You're getting a dictonary+thesaurus to think of better insults. B) Make due with it.
Yuan+Botta - Some really nice natured gift - like maybe two matching sweaters with a little note that says on it "What would Lord Yggdrasill think?" B)

AND THAT'S IT NO MORE CIAO CIAO CIAO.

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^ Dist right now when he gets that gift.

^ Makin mah escaep

ONE IS THE ULTIMATE CHARMER 8)

will the monkey be snow white like one's ~~ass~~ soul

OF COURSE. Andrew got a snow monkey. Somehow. Despite it being tropical. Then again that place wasn't you know, logical to begin with.

HOT.

i think the monkey will be called. oh god umm. DSUAHAHHAHA NEO 8)

HAHAHA.

We real cool.

We skip school

oh my god not that literary piece of crap

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What?

Dist gets make up while Luke gets crayons? Crayons =/= lipstick. *shot*

The gifts made me LOL XD

haha omg. just for that, jack will taunt andrew even more X3

Anise will most likely end up killing the guy by accident! D:!

She still loev Ion D:

Win. \o/

Oh Rodyle, you of all people should know MURPHY CAN'T READ!!!