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Paradisa Anniversary Quotes: Part VIII of VIII
Hey everyone! It's time for our final installment of Paradisa's 5th Annivesary Quote celebration! It's been an amazing time!
Today's topics are: Life, FYI (For your information) and Bloopers & Out of Character Moments!
LIFE
Ted: Why [Headthump] why [A second one] why now? I finally want to live again, and now you send ninjas after me? [Whiney moan]
Naruto: .....
Naruto: Man. I was just joking around. I won't hurt you.
Ted: ...Really? You're not just trying to lure me into a false sense of security. Like Kelso? Or my mom? Or everyone else I ever met.
Naruto: Really...That's kind of sad.
Ted: Story of my life. Sad.
Joshua: So you're literally cheating on your metaphorical wife. Quite a quandary, Zelman. Marital disputes are down the stairs, down about fifteen flights. It looks like a bar. You'd like it.
Zelman: Doctor, I think you may have just solved all my problems in life.
Arwen: Every new life is a sign of hope.
Krasus: Perhaps every hope is a sign of new life.
Delysia: Bee? Promise me something?
Smellerbee: Uh, sure?
Delysia: Enjoy your youth while you can. It will be gone in the blink of an eye! Make the most of it, will you? Because before you know it, you're turning thirty and it's all downhill from there!
Donna: Remember when we were fifteen, and both talked about how cool it would be to live in a hotel?
Donna: You think Booster can take us back in time to punch ourselves?
Joshua: Interesting. Ideally, what would Zelman-the-human's perfect world look like?
Zelman: Everyone would be at least moderately good-looking, and no one would be stupid enough to get accidentally hit by an oncoming train. There'd be significantly less pollution, significantly more mob violence, and the fall of Rome would have somehow been his fault.
Peter: 'Save the cheerleader, save the world'. It used to be so simple.
FYI: FOR YOUR INFORMATION
Crowley to Daniel Jackson: Earth was created on Sunday the 21st October, 4004 BC at 9:15 am. How's that for you?
Captain Hammer: [Doesn't remember how many bones there are in the human body, but whatever number it is, Billy's will be doubled when Hammer gets through this!]
Alexis Meade: I think the more people feel they have to stress that something is safe, the more dangerous it actually is. They said the Hindenburg was perfectly safe, and look that happened there.
Ian Malcolm: Precisely, but the Hindenburg didn't start off with the threat of turning on it's masters and - and eating them.
Crowley: Oh, I'm sure. Why the sudden interest in mass murderers? I don't think you can collect them like butterflies, you know.
Parker: Is this your first period? [Geez, SOMEONE is a late bloomer.]
Serenity Rose: Yes. I'm not enjoying it so far.
Parker: Okay, first of all, you're going to want to put something in your girly bits to keep from bleeding all over the place. Stay away from white pants, too. That's asking for trouble. You can pick a pad or a tampon. Pads sit in your undies while the tampon goes right up in there. That should take care of that.
Damian: [what the actual fuck why is he still reading.]
Jessica: Soooo! I believe the word you're looking for is filter, please! And not one of those ones where I can see it anyways.
Parker: [Filter?] What, like the Diva Cup?OH YEAH. You can also stick a little cup like thing in your girly bits. It sits there and collects all the blood and then you just pour it out or something. I've only seen the commercials for them but people seem to like them.
Jessica: [ SCREAMING. SHE ACTUALLY SHRIEKS ] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!
Felix Harrowgate: Rules? I imagine the basics are obvious. Don't kill, don't steal, and don't touch Crowley's car without asking.
Delta: Please do not fall asleep in a bottomless pit full of tribbles, York. I have not yet determined how they consume their food.
York: Thanks, D. That's real reassuring.
Willow Rosenberg: [and she's ducking, closing her eyes and counting the ways in which this is not good. She's on 427]
Jessica: Okay, um.. How... exactly does one go about being a girl? Like. Make-up and... clothes and... girl... stuff? How do you do it? Is there like a textbook out there somewhere on it? I'm just curious. One of those, "random questions of the day"! I swear. Oh my god...
Parker: [Ohoho, Parker remembers you.] She starts by not freaking out about her period, for one.
Jessica: [ THAT IS THE SOUND OF HER PENCIL SNAPPING STRAIGHT IN HALF jfdsaklfjafklas ]
Vash: But I'm not a girl ....
Crowley: Really? You could have fooled me.
Vash: I'M A MAN. I have manly ... pecs and stuff.
Crowley: That's very nice for you, but pecs a man doth not make.
Halloween: I want a bath! Actually so do you--I can smell you from back here, Prince. It's kind of like onions or something. [A HEAVY SIGH] Why are guys so gross when they sweat??
The Prince of Persia: This is the smell of hard work and travel, Halloween. You will simply have to bear with it. And I do not smell of onions.
Billy: (watching the HS alien creature in the science lab) Oh, hey. ...It can spontaneously divide. ...That's totally normal.
Parker: I should shower. I feel dingy from everyone... touching me all over. In places I didn't even know I could be touched.
Jilly (staring at hers and Hammer’s castle-granted baby): Where did she come from?
Captain Hammer: Uh, well ... you see, when a man and a woman, uh, you know ...
Delta: Velociraptors.
York: They're bad news. Hunt in packs, like to disembowel. Find one of these guys? Probably two more sneaking up beside you.
Grif: Basically they're like really angry ex-girlfriends. Not something you want to mess with.
Billy: 'OoOOOooo' would not be an acceptable solution in a semi-empirical mass formula.
Reno: Gotcha. So you're just one of those ones that blame video games for everything gone wrong with society?
Crowley: Not at all. I blame humanity for everything that's gone wrong with society.
Barney: ... You like that? I just made that up, just then. Snarkument. It's gonna end up in the dictionary. "Snarkument. v. An argument with snark between two bros. COINED BY BARNEY STINSON."
York: Oh my God, Caboose. STOP, DROP AND ROLL.
Caboose: WAIT. WHICH ONE COMES FIRST?
York: STOP. THEN DROP. THEN ROLL.
John: What's 'moe'? ...Don't say cute.
Joshua: It's a little different. Endearing. Lovable. Sweet. It's the sense you get when you find a basket of newly abandoned puppies. Aw.
John: ...
John: There's nothing moe about me.
Beat: Ha! That's impossible, yo!! SKULLS DON'T GOT ASSES!!
BLOOPERS AND OUT OF CHARACTER MOMENTS
[Can you spot the typo here?]
Ragna: Just stay the hell away from me, Jin.
Jin: Don't be ridiculous! You're the only thing worth going after in this festering shithole! Whyever would I even think of topping?
Ragna!OOC: ...Well now.
Allen: [To Teresa about Arthur] He's conscious again, so he's fine.
Dolly!OOC: UNFFFFFFFFF
Jet!OOC: Dude, Master, you're such a dick, even when you don't have one.
Lucy Saxon!OOC: I'm leaving you for the skinny idiot Doctor.
Saxon!Master!OOC: Not if I leave you for him first.
Clark!OOC: I'm Clark Kent. I didn't survive seven seasons of this to get beat by a rock.
Kyle Rayner!OOC: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A GIRLFRIEND. WHO CAN BE ALMOST AS HOT AS MINE.
Allen!OOC: WHY DON'T I? YOU ASK WHY DON'T I?
Allen!OOC: Well it's cause...the girl I like got a bro that would kill me.
Allen!OOC: And she's apparently macking on your hot girlfriend anyway
Allen!OOC: And then one girl that likes me is 14. Which ain't so cool when I'm nearly 19.
Allen!OOC: While the other is a psycho who thinks quality time is nailing me to walls. It don't help that she's apparently my relative too.
Allen!OOC: I got a body of a fifteen year old, and I got a demon in me that ain't even cool - he's just a goddamn band geek.
Allen!OOC: BUT THE WORST PART MY MAN?
Allen!OOC: IS THAT IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY GODDAMN MUN IN THIS PLACE SEEMS TO SHIP ME WITH THAT GODDAMN ROYAL JACKASS NAMED ARTHUR.
Allen!OOC: Who I just sent into a coma with a baseball so I've got a snowballs chance in hell even on THAT front.
Allen!OOC: SO THAT IS WHY MAN. THAT IS WHY I DON'T GET A HOT GIRLFRIEND. SO LET ME HAVE YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND. JUST THIS ONCE.
Kyle Rayner!OOC: Relax. As long as you've got the Rayner as your mentor, you can't fail. I'm better than freaking Hitch, himself.
Kyle Rayner!OOC: You can call me Rayner-sama.
Wild West Plot Ending: [suddenly, from around the corner, there's Reno and Whip. They step out into full view, clearly hostile, both holding guns. Whip looks up, fire blazing in his eyes.]
Whip: Sorry you have to find out the truth this way.
[he lifts a hand and reaches under the collar of his shirt. Suddenly, he pulls the skin back and UP, peeling his entire face away, revealing... John Hammond.
Everyone stares in shock, and while they do so, Reno peels back her own face to reveal that she is actually a velociraptor. She LUNGES, suddenly, monstrous jaw open to rip apart the nearest victim.]
Clark!OOC: DON'T WORRY WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
Ruru: Angsting Rinzler would be weird... Rinzler showing emotions would be weird ;asdf
Yuff: I don't know...I could see him doing it the classic way. Listening to a sad song like My Immortal or something, staring out a car window as it's raining. Not saying anything...cause he can't. Then again he might just be watching the rain or pretending he's in a music video BUT HEY IT WORKS.
Ruru: In his head, he's actually singing the lines to umbrella. LEAST EMO MOMENT EVER.
Yuff: I dunno man, that song can be pretty emo when you think about his friend he'd hold the umbrella for...is a dude who brainwashed him. JUST SAYING MAN.
Anarin: Gary would probably try to recruit her to turn the rooms into test chambers
TARDIS: "I am all for science, Gary, but we must not test our theorems on living creatures. It is unethical and cruel."
Gary: "CAN WE CONSTRUCT ROBOT MINIONS AND MAKE THEM RUN TESTS?"
TARDIS: "No, Gary. You of all people should know that artificial intelligences fall under the same classification as living creatures on a sliding ethical scale. You wouldn't run a test on your father, would you?"
Gary: "OF COURSE I WOULD. HE IS AN IDEAL TEST SUBJECT."
TARDIS: "... Your mother was a bitch, Gary."
Atma: Filtered from Riful, her allies, first gens, anyone who would help them or leak info, anyone who would help leakers leak info, the guy who stole my sandwich, my boss, my wife, and the kid down the hall...
Ang: Clark stops the front, Dirk webs the back wheels?
Ang: er, Jono
Jenn: lmao i imagined the mun in there. "Thanks Dirk!" "No problem, Clark."
Ang: The gang attacks demolished the fourth wall. OUR BAD, SORRY.
(Note: the following are logs from IC Apples to Apples games done)
Iron Man: ...Why does everyone put the 'Nipple Rings' card down for negative adjectives?
Sylvanas: The orcs seem to like those.
Jr.: Because it sounds like it hurts!
Iron Man: They are a wonderful, wonderful thing.
Jr.: Imagine a battle gone wrong, man.
Vereesa:But to call them frivolous?
Iron Man: Any piercing hurts, but I'm told it's very enjoyable later.
Sylvanas: You only say that because you are a man made of iron.
Black Bolt: They do seem unnecessary.
Iron Man: I'm a man in a suit of armor.
Vereesa:Certainly there is meaning behind them. One does not simply pierce their nipples for fun.
Jr.: I wouldn't call my ear piercing...enjoyable... It's just there.
Iron Man: That's because your ear is not an erogenous zone.
Allen: aw...Arthur finds unicorns loveable.
Jr.: Doesn't he own one?
Allen: I think that's a pokemon or something...
Iron Man: ...Does he?
Jr.: Close enough.
Sylvanas: That creature aflame?
Iron Man: They say that Unicorns will only permit virgins to be around them
Arthur: Yes, that is mine
Arthur: ...
Jr.: I don't think it's that kind of unicorn...
Allen: ....
Black Bolt: I find myself unsurprised that's a fact you would know, Tony.
Arthur: I have not heard such stories involving the ones near Camelot, either
Sylvanas: Feh, I am not of the kaldorei, but...
Arthur: They simply bring about plagues.
Allen: Arthur...were you the one to kill the unicorn?
Jr.: Dude!
Jr.: That's sick. You shouldn't own one.
Arthur: ...It's alright. I lifted the plague and saw the error of my ways
Jr.: Did you bring the unicorn back to LIFE?
Arthur: Yes.
Sylvanas: What is it with men and their talk of fanciful unicorns?
Vereesa:I am surprised. Given where we currently live, no one considers Big Brother to be scary?
Allen: Komui can be rather frightening...
Sylvanas: Chickens?
Vereesa:They do allow themselves to be made into meals. I would think that is naive.
Sylvanas: They are weak.
Iron Man: Chickens were tasty.
Allen: I do miss chicken...
Jr.: DON'T CALL MY BEDROOM SENSUAL
Jr.: CHIE WOULD KILL US
Vereesa:...
Sylvanas: Why would your bedroom be sensual.
Jr.: IT WOULDN'T
Jr.: IT'S NOT
Jr.: Allen I'm going to kill you I swear.
Arthur: You cannot do so, Rubedo
Arthur: He will bleed on my carpet
Jr.: I'll kill him outside!
Allen: Hey!
Sylvanas: What is this talk of marriage? How unnecessary.
Vereesa:Unnecessary? Did you not once say that you wished for us sisters to grow up and marry together?
Sylvanas: ..........
Jr.: ...Aw, you said that?
Sylvanas: ...that was a long time ago.
Vereesa: Still your words.
Vereesa:They are admirable words, at that.
Jr.: I think it's kinda cute.
Allen: It's sweet.
Sylvanas: ...grr.
Jr.: Besides, Chie's only nineteen... Or is it twenty now jeez I can't keep crap with that voodoo.
Vereesa:Voodoo?
Vereesa:Is Chie a troll?
Jr.: ....Hahahahah
Allen: Girls are usually younger than that in my time when they get married
Jr.: No.
Sylvanas: ...she looks nothing like a troll,
Vereesa:She could be a half-troll.
Jr.: Well... Chie isn't like the girls in your time. If I DID propose for...whatever...reason
Sylvanas: She has no tusks. She is not blue.
Rokudo Mukuro: Such a diverse crowd.
Death: IT SEEMS TO BE. I LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT.
Batman: ... Capslock. It does turn off.
Yuan: You're the loud one, aren't you? Not Del's sister.
Death: THIS IS MY ONLY VOLUME.
Arthas: What on Azeroth is a Bullet Train...
Iron Man: A train that goes very fast.
Arthas: ...and a train is?
Iron Man: Outdated transportation.
Demyx: I think you mean gall bladder, yes.
Iron Man: Do you know what that is?
Demyx: Pfft, no!
Iron Man: ...Go find out.
The Goddamn Batman: It's an internal organ.
Iron Man: And not one of the fun or useful ones either.
Riful: They're quite tasty.
The Goddamn Batman: It's part of the digestive system and it stores bile.
Demyx: I don't play games to -learn-.
Arthas: It doesn't sound appetizing at all.
Damian: You're a freak, Riful.
Allen: ....most of those things are real, guys
Arthas: Riful, you shouldn't partake in junk food...
Stephanie: A prince named Prince?
Prince: My true name is of no consequence, and I tire of constantly defending myself upon this point.
Iron Man: To be fair, I've had to deal with more unfortunately named people.
Iron Man: Like Dr. Doom.
Jr.: What kind of name is that?
Iron Man: It's what happens when someone named Victor von Doom gets a PhD.
Ino: Hahahaha that is pretty lame
Jr.: That's like something from a comic.
Iron Man: Prince who shall not name himself, play a card.
Ino: Is there a Dr. Destroy too?? Maybe a Dr. Boom?
Iron Man: I was fighting Dr. Doom and one of his subordinates tried to get rid of both of us by sending us into the past.
Iron Man: Apparently he'd been trying to consult some sorceress so his time machine was set to take us to Camelot. You have a nice castle, as far as castles go.
Ino: Aw, I wanna see Arthur's castle ... :(
Stephanie: I don't believe in nice castles anymore.
Mun: This isn't a quote, but more just something I'd like to share... You guys have all kept me sane through what's been a pretty shitty year IRL, and I don't think I can thank you all enough. There have been days where, trite as it sounds, checking this place out has been my ray of sunshine, and for that, I should owe you a little more than just some fun links, but ... for now it'll have to do. Thanks for everything so far, guys. Paradisa is my anti-drug.
And that's it for this year! Thank you all for your contributions and have a wonderful year here!
Today's topics are: Life, FYI (For your information) and Bloopers & Out of Character Moments!
LIFE
Ted: Why [Headthump] why [A second one] why now? I finally want to live again, and now you send ninjas after me? [Whiney moan]
Naruto: .....
Naruto: Man. I was just joking around. I won't hurt you.
Ted: ...Really? You're not just trying to lure me into a false sense of security. Like Kelso? Or my mom? Or everyone else I ever met.
Naruto: Really...That's kind of sad.
Ted: Story of my life. Sad.
Joshua: So you're literally cheating on your metaphorical wife. Quite a quandary, Zelman. Marital disputes are down the stairs, down about fifteen flights. It looks like a bar. You'd like it.
Zelman: Doctor, I think you may have just solved all my problems in life.
Arwen: Every new life is a sign of hope.
Krasus: Perhaps every hope is a sign of new life.
Delysia: Bee? Promise me something?
Smellerbee: Uh, sure?
Delysia: Enjoy your youth while you can. It will be gone in the blink of an eye! Make the most of it, will you? Because before you know it, you're turning thirty and it's all downhill from there!
Donna: Remember when we were fifteen, and both talked about how cool it would be to live in a hotel?
Donna: You think Booster can take us back in time to punch ourselves?
Joshua: Interesting. Ideally, what would Zelman-the-human's perfect world look like?
Zelman: Everyone would be at least moderately good-looking, and no one would be stupid enough to get accidentally hit by an oncoming train. There'd be significantly less pollution, significantly more mob violence, and the fall of Rome would have somehow been his fault.
Peter: 'Save the cheerleader, save the world'. It used to be so simple.
FYI: FOR YOUR INFORMATION
Crowley to Daniel Jackson: Earth was created on Sunday the 21st October, 4004 BC at 9:15 am. How's that for you?
Captain Hammer: [Doesn't remember how many bones there are in the human body, but whatever number it is, Billy's will be doubled when Hammer gets through this!]
Alexis Meade: I think the more people feel they have to stress that something is safe, the more dangerous it actually is. They said the Hindenburg was perfectly safe, and look that happened there.
Ian Malcolm: Precisely, but the Hindenburg didn't start off with the threat of turning on it's masters and - and eating them.
Crowley: Oh, I'm sure. Why the sudden interest in mass murderers? I don't think you can collect them like butterflies, you know.
Parker: Is this your first period? [Geez, SOMEONE is a late bloomer.]
Serenity Rose: Yes. I'm not enjoying it so far.
Parker: Okay, first of all, you're going to want to put something in your girly bits to keep from bleeding all over the place. Stay away from white pants, too. That's asking for trouble. You can pick a pad or a tampon. Pads sit in your undies while the tampon goes right up in there. That should take care of that.
Damian: [what the actual fuck why is he still reading.]
Jessica: Soooo! I believe the word you're looking for is filter, please! And not one of those ones where I can see it anyways.
Parker: [Filter?] What, like the Diva Cup?OH YEAH. You can also stick a little cup like thing in your girly bits. It sits there and collects all the blood and then you just pour it out or something. I've only seen the commercials for them but people seem to like them.
Jessica: [ SCREAMING. SHE ACTUALLY SHRIEKS ] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!
Felix Harrowgate: Rules? I imagine the basics are obvious. Don't kill, don't steal, and don't touch Crowley's car without asking.
Delta: Please do not fall asleep in a bottomless pit full of tribbles, York. I have not yet determined how they consume their food.
York: Thanks, D. That's real reassuring.
Willow Rosenberg: [and she's ducking, closing her eyes and counting the ways in which this is not good. She's on 427]
Jessica: Okay, um.. How... exactly does one go about being a girl? Like. Make-up and... clothes and... girl... stuff? How do you do it? Is there like a textbook out there somewhere on it? I'm just curious. One of those, "random questions of the day"! I swear. Oh my god...
Parker: [Ohoho, Parker remembers you.] She starts by not freaking out about her period, for one.
Jessica: [ THAT IS THE SOUND OF HER PENCIL SNAPPING STRAIGHT IN HALF jfdsaklfjafklas ]
Vash: But I'm not a girl ....
Crowley: Really? You could have fooled me.
Vash: I'M A MAN. I have manly ... pecs and stuff.
Crowley: That's very nice for you, but pecs a man doth not make.
Halloween: I want a bath! Actually so do you--I can smell you from back here, Prince. It's kind of like onions or something. [A HEAVY SIGH] Why are guys so gross when they sweat??
The Prince of Persia: This is the smell of hard work and travel, Halloween. You will simply have to bear with it. And I do not smell of onions.
Billy: (watching the HS alien creature in the science lab) Oh, hey. ...It can spontaneously divide. ...That's totally normal.
Parker: I should shower. I feel dingy from everyone... touching me all over. In places I didn't even know I could be touched.
Jilly (staring at hers and Hammer’s castle-granted baby): Where did she come from?
Captain Hammer: Uh, well ... you see, when a man and a woman, uh, you know ...
Delta: Velociraptors.
York: They're bad news. Hunt in packs, like to disembowel. Find one of these guys? Probably two more sneaking up beside you.
Grif: Basically they're like really angry ex-girlfriends. Not something you want to mess with.
Billy: 'OoOOOooo' would not be an acceptable solution in a semi-empirical mass formula.
Reno: Gotcha. So you're just one of those ones that blame video games for everything gone wrong with society?
Crowley: Not at all. I blame humanity for everything that's gone wrong with society.
Barney: ... You like that? I just made that up, just then. Snarkument. It's gonna end up in the dictionary. "Snarkument. v. An argument with snark between two bros. COINED BY BARNEY STINSON."
York: Oh my God, Caboose. STOP, DROP AND ROLL.
Caboose: WAIT. WHICH ONE COMES FIRST?
York: STOP. THEN DROP. THEN ROLL.
John: What's 'moe'? ...Don't say cute.
Joshua: It's a little different. Endearing. Lovable. Sweet. It's the sense you get when you find a basket of newly abandoned puppies. Aw.
John: ...
John: There's nothing moe about me.
Beat: Ha! That's impossible, yo!! SKULLS DON'T GOT ASSES!!
BLOOPERS AND OUT OF CHARACTER MOMENTS
[Can you spot the typo here?]
Ragna: Just stay the hell away from me, Jin.
Jin: Don't be ridiculous! You're the only thing worth going after in this festering shithole! Whyever would I even think of topping?
Ragna!OOC: ...Well now.
Allen: [To Teresa about Arthur] He's conscious again, so he's fine.
Dolly!OOC: UNFFFFFFFFF
Jet!OOC: Dude, Master, you're such a dick, even when you don't have one.
Lucy Saxon!OOC: I'm leaving you for the skinny idiot Doctor.
Saxon!Master!OOC: Not if I leave you for him first.
Clark!OOC: I'm Clark Kent. I didn't survive seven seasons of this to get beat by a rock.
Kyle Rayner!OOC: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A GIRLFRIEND. WHO CAN BE ALMOST AS HOT AS MINE.
Allen!OOC: WHY DON'T I? YOU ASK WHY DON'T I?
Allen!OOC: Well it's cause...the girl I like got a bro that would kill me.
Allen!OOC: And she's apparently macking on your hot girlfriend anyway
Allen!OOC: And then one girl that likes me is 14. Which ain't so cool when I'm nearly 19.
Allen!OOC: While the other is a psycho who thinks quality time is nailing me to walls. It don't help that she's apparently my relative too.
Allen!OOC: I got a body of a fifteen year old, and I got a demon in me that ain't even cool - he's just a goddamn band geek.
Allen!OOC: BUT THE WORST PART MY MAN?
Allen!OOC: IS THAT IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY GODDAMN MUN IN THIS PLACE SEEMS TO SHIP ME WITH THAT GODDAMN ROYAL JACKASS NAMED ARTHUR.
Allen!OOC: Who I just sent into a coma with a baseball so I've got a snowballs chance in hell even on THAT front.
Allen!OOC: SO THAT IS WHY MAN. THAT IS WHY I DON'T GET A HOT GIRLFRIEND. SO LET ME HAVE YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND. JUST THIS ONCE.
Kyle Rayner!OOC: Relax. As long as you've got the Rayner as your mentor, you can't fail. I'm better than freaking Hitch, himself.
Kyle Rayner!OOC: You can call me Rayner-sama.
Wild West Plot Ending: [suddenly, from around the corner, there's Reno and Whip. They step out into full view, clearly hostile, both holding guns. Whip looks up, fire blazing in his eyes.]
Whip: Sorry you have to find out the truth this way.
[he lifts a hand and reaches under the collar of his shirt. Suddenly, he pulls the skin back and UP, peeling his entire face away, revealing... John Hammond.
Everyone stares in shock, and while they do so, Reno peels back her own face to reveal that she is actually a velociraptor. She LUNGES, suddenly, monstrous jaw open to rip apart the nearest victim.]
Clark!OOC: DON'T WORRY WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
Ruru: Angsting Rinzler would be weird... Rinzler showing emotions would be weird ;asdf
Yuff: I don't know...I could see him doing it the classic way. Listening to a sad song like My Immortal or something, staring out a car window as it's raining. Not saying anything...cause he can't. Then again he might just be watching the rain or pretending he's in a music video BUT HEY IT WORKS.
Ruru: In his head, he's actually singing the lines to umbrella. LEAST EMO MOMENT EVER.
Yuff: I dunno man, that song can be pretty emo when you think about his friend he'd hold the umbrella for...is a dude who brainwashed him. JUST SAYING MAN.
Anarin: Gary would probably try to recruit her to turn the rooms into test chambers
TARDIS: "I am all for science, Gary, but we must not test our theorems on living creatures. It is unethical and cruel."
Gary: "CAN WE CONSTRUCT ROBOT MINIONS AND MAKE THEM RUN TESTS?"
TARDIS: "No, Gary. You of all people should know that artificial intelligences fall under the same classification as living creatures on a sliding ethical scale. You wouldn't run a test on your father, would you?"
Gary: "OF COURSE I WOULD. HE IS AN IDEAL TEST SUBJECT."
TARDIS: "... Your mother was a bitch, Gary."
Atma: Filtered from Riful, her allies, first gens, anyone who would help them or leak info, anyone who would help leakers leak info, the guy who stole my sandwich, my boss, my wife, and the kid down the hall...
Ang: Clark stops the front, Dirk webs the back wheels?
Ang: er, Jono
Jenn: lmao i imagined the mun in there. "Thanks Dirk!" "No problem, Clark."
Ang: The gang attacks demolished the fourth wall. OUR BAD, SORRY.
(Note: the following are logs from IC Apples to Apples games done)
Iron Man: ...Why does everyone put the 'Nipple Rings' card down for negative adjectives?
Sylvanas: The orcs seem to like those.
Jr.: Because it sounds like it hurts!
Iron Man: They are a wonderful, wonderful thing.
Jr.: Imagine a battle gone wrong, man.
Vereesa:But to call them frivolous?
Iron Man: Any piercing hurts, but I'm told it's very enjoyable later.
Sylvanas: You only say that because you are a man made of iron.
Black Bolt: They do seem unnecessary.
Iron Man: I'm a man in a suit of armor.
Vereesa:Certainly there is meaning behind them. One does not simply pierce their nipples for fun.
Jr.: I wouldn't call my ear piercing...enjoyable... It's just there.
Iron Man: That's because your ear is not an erogenous zone.
Allen: aw...Arthur finds unicorns loveable.
Jr.: Doesn't he own one?
Allen: I think that's a pokemon or something...
Iron Man: ...Does he?
Jr.: Close enough.
Sylvanas: That creature aflame?
Iron Man: They say that Unicorns will only permit virgins to be around them
Arthur: Yes, that is mine
Arthur: ...
Jr.: I don't think it's that kind of unicorn...
Allen: ....
Black Bolt: I find myself unsurprised that's a fact you would know, Tony.
Arthur: I have not heard such stories involving the ones near Camelot, either
Sylvanas: Feh, I am not of the kaldorei, but...
Arthur: They simply bring about plagues.
Allen: Arthur...were you the one to kill the unicorn?
Jr.: Dude!
Jr.: That's sick. You shouldn't own one.
Arthur: ...It's alright. I lifted the plague and saw the error of my ways
Jr.: Did you bring the unicorn back to LIFE?
Arthur: Yes.
Sylvanas: What is it with men and their talk of fanciful unicorns?
Vereesa:I am surprised. Given where we currently live, no one considers Big Brother to be scary?
Allen: Komui can be rather frightening...
Sylvanas: Chickens?
Vereesa:They do allow themselves to be made into meals. I would think that is naive.
Sylvanas: They are weak.
Iron Man: Chickens were tasty.
Allen: I do miss chicken...
Jr.: DON'T CALL MY BEDROOM SENSUAL
Jr.: CHIE WOULD KILL US
Vereesa:...
Sylvanas: Why would your bedroom be sensual.
Jr.: IT WOULDN'T
Jr.: IT'S NOT
Jr.: Allen I'm going to kill you I swear.
Arthur: You cannot do so, Rubedo
Arthur: He will bleed on my carpet
Jr.: I'll kill him outside!
Allen: Hey!
Sylvanas: What is this talk of marriage? How unnecessary.
Vereesa:Unnecessary? Did you not once say that you wished for us sisters to grow up and marry together?
Sylvanas: ..........
Jr.: ...Aw, you said that?
Sylvanas: ...that was a long time ago.
Vereesa: Still your words.
Vereesa:They are admirable words, at that.
Jr.: I think it's kinda cute.
Allen: It's sweet.
Sylvanas: ...grr.
Jr.: Besides, Chie's only nineteen... Or is it twenty now jeez I can't keep crap with that voodoo.
Vereesa:Voodoo?
Vereesa:Is Chie a troll?
Jr.: ....Hahahahah
Allen: Girls are usually younger than that in my time when they get married
Jr.: No.
Sylvanas: ...she looks nothing like a troll,
Vereesa:She could be a half-troll.
Jr.: Well... Chie isn't like the girls in your time. If I DID propose for...whatever...reason
Sylvanas: She has no tusks. She is not blue.
Rokudo Mukuro: Such a diverse crowd.
Death: IT SEEMS TO BE. I LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT.
Batman: ... Capslock. It does turn off.
Yuan: You're the loud one, aren't you? Not Del's sister.
Death: THIS IS MY ONLY VOLUME.
Arthas: What on Azeroth is a Bullet Train...
Iron Man: A train that goes very fast.
Arthas: ...and a train is?
Iron Man: Outdated transportation.
Demyx: I think you mean gall bladder, yes.
Iron Man: Do you know what that is?
Demyx: Pfft, no!
Iron Man: ...Go find out.
The Goddamn Batman: It's an internal organ.
Iron Man: And not one of the fun or useful ones either.
Riful: They're quite tasty.
The Goddamn Batman: It's part of the digestive system and it stores bile.
Demyx: I don't play games to -learn-.
Arthas: It doesn't sound appetizing at all.
Damian: You're a freak, Riful.
Allen: ....most of those things are real, guys
Arthas: Riful, you shouldn't partake in junk food...
Stephanie: A prince named Prince?
Prince: My true name is of no consequence, and I tire of constantly defending myself upon this point.
Iron Man: To be fair, I've had to deal with more unfortunately named people.
Iron Man: Like Dr. Doom.
Jr.: What kind of name is that?
Iron Man: It's what happens when someone named Victor von Doom gets a PhD.
Ino: Hahahaha that is pretty lame
Jr.: That's like something from a comic.
Iron Man: Prince who shall not name himself, play a card.
Ino: Is there a Dr. Destroy too?? Maybe a Dr. Boom?
Iron Man: I was fighting Dr. Doom and one of his subordinates tried to get rid of both of us by sending us into the past.
Iron Man: Apparently he'd been trying to consult some sorceress so his time machine was set to take us to Camelot. You have a nice castle, as far as castles go.
Ino: Aw, I wanna see Arthur's castle ... :(
Stephanie: I don't believe in nice castles anymore.
Mun: This isn't a quote, but more just something I'd like to share... You guys have all kept me sane through what's been a pretty shitty year IRL, and I don't think I can thank you all enough. There have been days where, trite as it sounds, checking this place out has been my ray of sunshine, and for that, I should owe you a little more than just some fun links, but ... for now it'll have to do. Thanks for everything so far, guys. Paradisa is my anti-drug.
And that's it for this year! Thank you all for your contributions and have a wonderful year here!
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