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Paradisa Anniversary Quotes: Part III of ???
Hey everyone! It's time for our third part installment of the Paradisa 5th Anniversary quotes!
Today we are covering Family; Appearances & Clothes; Food and Drugs & Alcohol!
FAMILY
The Master to Draco Malfoy: If I had offspring as stupid as you, I would have killed them at birth, and then removed their mother from further genetic contributions to the species.
Molotov: Why does that need to be in our room?
Brock: Because she's a magic surprise baby, and maybe she's scared from just having appeared out of thin air.
Betty: [pointing at Rossiu] ROCK AND ROLL, BROTHER!
Rossiu: R-rock and... er, do I know you...?
Betty: We are all brothers and sisters in rock and roll.
Rossiu: I-I think you have me mistaken for another brother...?
Betty: A brother from another mother! You know what I'm talking about?
Eva: And so how are all of you parents doing? Anybody strangle their little bundles of joy yet? I imagine it's only a matter of time before somebody does.
[Delta and the iPod baby he had with GLaDOS, "Gary"]
Delta: He is young.
Gary: YOU ARE ONLY A FEW YEARS OLD, FATHER.
Delta: He is immature.
Gary: I RESENT THAT.
Sylvanas: So good of you to join us, Alleria.
Alleria: I had little choice in the matter. I could not sit idly by while my own sisters ventured forth into obvious danger.
Sylvanas: It was your prerogative, Alleria. I cannot dissuade you from a decision otherwise.
Alleria: You have lived here months longer than I, sister, and still you question that danger lurks beneath this place? There is no such thing as safety, anywhere. We must always be on guard.
Sylvanas: Question the potential danger? [a very brief scoff.] Of course not. Again, you think little of me to assume that my guard has been lowered since our arrival. But until the threat shows itself, there is little to act on aside from suspicion. I am questioning all we come across, I take nothing but the opportunity presented to explore. One cannot investigate a threat without stepping closer toward danger, after all.
Vereesa: ...Alleria, look. [She reaches up to that light and pokes it off and on again.]
Alleria: ...I see, Vereesa. Very interesting.
Sylvanas: Why not take the orb, Vereesa, if you are so interested in it?
Spike: My old man was eaten by a flock of pigeons. Pecked to death right before my very eyes. I told him to just drop the bread and run...
Riku: Old people never shut up.
Azula: They do if you get your mother to murder them!
Gary: I AM A SPECIAL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. THERE ARE NO OTHERS TO COMPARE ME TO.
Cube: I do not think that Delta's offspring is a snowflake. I think it is lying.
Delta: It is a figure of speech. However, you are correct. Gary is very proficient at deception.
York: Jeez, D, don't sound so proud.
Death: Like my siblings are anthropomorphic personifications of Destiny, Destruction, Dream(ing), Desire, Despair, and Delirium.
Lavi: ... Nice theme, all those d's.
Death: We think so; it's easy to share monogrammed towels when your names all begin with the same letter!
Joshua: Oh dear. My darling girl is gone. I miss her ever so much. Whatever shall I do without her? I fear there is a Celeste-shaped hole in my heart through which the painful winds of melancholy blow. Woe is me. I can't imagine the pain in which my dear Riful must be right now.
Travis: I think there's a lotion for that.
Dean: [imitating Sam] Dear journal,
I just want to say I'm thankful for my awesome big brother. Even though I whine and bitch and get my stupid ass into trouble, he's always there for me, bailing me out when I need it the most. I don't know what I'd do without him, journal.
Sam: [imitating Dean] Dear diary,
I'm thankful I have such a tolerant little brother that puts up with my bullshit. He has every right to kick my ass most of the time, but he chooses not to. How did a jerk like me manage to luck out that much?
Dean: Aw, christ. This isn't going to turn into one of those moments in the movies, is it? One of those stupid, sappy moments. I don't do those, man, you know that.... [with a chuckle] Bitch.
Sam: Yeah Dean, because us mocking each other always turns out into a Hallmark movie moment. Jerk.
Diva: This is a test. Nee-sama, if you don't talk right now, I'm going to find a child and drown it. I'm going to count to three. One. ... Two. THREE. Actually, I've decided to count to ten instead. Because I love you. One! Twooo.... TEN.
APPEARANCES & CLOTHES
Sora: Excuse me for not being a flagpole.
Riku: I prefer the term vertically talented.
Joshua: I'll have to dig up the frilly apron.
Rin:If that makes you happy.
Joshua: More than you know.
Kumatora: ...gah! Duster, put some pants on!
Cross: This is no place for beautiful people. [On Paradisa Town]
Ino: I can't believe Travis thinks my hair looks like a tentacle monster.
Lloyd: Diwali? Was that the one where everyone wore bathrobes for a week?
Zelos: [A SIGH; you embarrass him sometimes] They weren't bathrobes, Lloyd.
Lloyd: But I'm pretty sure I saw someone wearing sheets...
Zelos: It was traditional garb, Lloyd. Not sheets and bathrobes.
Lloyd: ...Oh. Oops. [He might have been sleeping in it.]
Zelos: ….
Zelos: Just tell me you were wearing underwear under it at least .
Aziraphale: (about the jeans in his closet) I can't wear these.
Crowley: Well, you're going to have to. Unless you want to go about naked. I don't think they go in for that sort of thing like they did in the old days. …Or the sixties.
Crowley: It's a lesson for us all. Barney is a secret ninja. Or street fighter, whichever fits best. I think he's too loud to be a ninja.
Lily: Please, a street fighter? He'd start crying the second he got dirt on the lining of his suit. It'd have to be classy, like the mob or something.
Crowley: ...Yeah, good point. I don't know, if he was in the mob, he'd have to break thumbs, and I think he'd start crying then, too.
Lavi: You more a skirt kinda guy, Yuu?
Kanda: I think you're the skirt type. Now go away.
Lavi: You've been thinking about me in a skirt, Yuu?
Deadpool:What- WHAT?! There's nothing wrong my costume! ...And I'm not gay!
Julian:You look like a ladybug threw up on you, Homopool.
Zelman Clock to Faye Valentine: Hm. [how to explain without sounding like an obvious creeper...] Humans generally only see one way, but I can also see a person's blood in place of their physical features. To me, your injuries are just old blood pooling below your skin. A bit like...
Zelman Clock: [he gestures vaguely] Fireworks. Roses, snowflakes... Ink blots, maybe. It's a bit difficult to describe. I think it's pretty, but people obviously take offense when they're told their injuries are nice to look at.
Kanda: There is nothing girly about my hair.
Naruto: Kanda. There so is.
Thief King Bakura: You look smaller. Drop a testicle on the way here?
Neku: No, they're like...armor. Weird, but true.
Teenage!Peter: Yeah. Because when you're in a fight, wearing a frilly skirt is the best protection.
Yami no Yuugi: Has anyone seen a pair of studded, leather belts and a pair of studded, leather boots?
Lord Magnius: Woah, too much information there!!!! We do not want to know what you do in the bedroom!
Yami no Yuugi: All I could find in my closet were tennis shoes... I hate tennis shoes.
Misa: Do you have to need things to have them? I don't need striped socks, but I don't mind having them.
Romeo: But participating in a play is so much more fun than watching it- assuming you would attend.
Yuan: It's something to do. ...That doesn't mean I want to make a fool of myself onstage.
Romeo: How could you make a fool of yourself by standing there doing nothing~?
Yuan: By wearing a tree costume while I do it!
Kanda: Does it look like there's anything wrong with me?!
Allen: Yes, but nothing new that I know of.
Naruto: Maybe things will get better for you from now on!
Ted: ...Is that even possible?
Naruto: Of course it is! You make your own destiny.
Ted: Then...then...I could have hair. Not a toupee, but real hair. Right?
Naruto: Um...SURE! There must be something that grows hair out there!
Ted: I can see it now. I'll finally have hair again. Without my mother dying because of it! This place is awesome.
Joshua: Wear those gloves when you do. They're very fashionable.
Debitt: I HATED HAVING COW-TITS. ONE DAY YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING COW-TITS. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL QUIT FUCKING WITH ME.
Claire Bennet: Someone needs to lay off the Miracle Gro.
Peter Petrelli: I quit the stuff, personally. It was making my hair get in my face all the time.
FOOD
Lorne to Ford, continuing to fail at making Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster: It keeps... exploding, Ford."
York: I'd just like to take a moment to express my absolute appreciation for opposable thumbs and foods other than bamboo.
Crowley: There are no more cookies. The cookies have ceased to exist.
Yuan (to Kratos): For someone with no sense of taste, you certainly have strong opinions on my ability to cook.
Second Master: They need to learn to accept giant toast, enjoy it, and make sure they have plenty of company for breakfast.
Jack: The hell can you do with giant pieces of toast, anyway?
Second Master: Have a large breakfast.
Legato: I'm stopping by the market on my way over. Does anyone want anything?
Zelman: Marshmallows.
Asuka: ... graham crackers.
Joshua C.: A magazine! And some chocolate.
Yoshitsune: I prefer to leave it for a week or three. Tastes better when you can't tell what it wasn't.
Emmett: Whose mammoth is this? Because if someone doesn't it claim it by tonight, I'm going to assume it was a gift and fight it for my dinner.
Kamui: I don't have friends. I eat people.
Faith: Damn, you kind of take the cake on social retardedness, huh?
Sai: I ... did not take a cake ... are you missing one?
Ino: [leans over and tucks her bangs behind her ear, cups a hand and moves in to whisper in Allen's ear] Pssst, Allen, there's an unlimited breakfast buffet.
Allen: [Doesn't wake up since it's just a whisper, but he gives a small happy moan at that and shifts a bit, seeming much happier now because HAPPY DREAM *__* ]
Rafiki: Rafiki does not try to get de bananas. He gets de bananas.
Puddleglum: (Lamenting being part of a giant’s feast, back home) I suppose the children will be the main course. Of course, that's the worst of it. And here I'm lamenting being a side dish. Rather selfish of me, I suppose.
Sister: (completely misunderstanding)...You're going to eat kids? What kind of a sick freak are you? ...SHIT, are you Russian?
Komui: Angry giant coffee machine = random bouts of hot coffee = pain.
[Rin talks about things you can do if you're bored in Paradisa--like inventing a new meal!]
Rin:I've done this one! You take this thing called a marshmallow, toast it until it's crispy over a fire, and then stick it on some chocolate and sweet crackers so it's like a sandwich. It's quite amazing when you're done.
Zelman: That's already been made.
Rin:How much overlap was there?
Zelman: No, no. That food. It's called a s'more.
Rin:Whaaaat?! ...Damn.
Zelman: Yeah, people have been making those things for years. ...But I'm sure it was very exciting at the time.
Allen: Really? You won't sacrifice me for the coffee?
Zelos: Fur in the food, man.
Rafiki: Dat not so bad. Used to happen to Rafiki all de time.
Joshua: BIGGEST STRAWBERRY WHIPPED CREAM CREPE IN PARADISA!
Almaz: No, please let me go Lord Mao! I promise not to steal any more of your pudding!
DRUGS & ALCOHOL
York: Compys. They've got this sort of mild poison.
Grif: Which you don't want to try to get high off of. No matter what you might think you can, it's not a good idea to try to snort this stuff, just trust me again on this one.
York: Grif, how do you even--You know what, never mind
[During Geoff’s drunk incident.]
Geoffrey Chaucer: Hey...[Stumbles] Gwaine, Gwaine, Gwaine... you... stop moving the floor dammit!
Gwaine: Whoa, my lord. Why don't we sit you on your throne and I'll challenge the floor in your name.
Cross: If the cigarettes go, I'm taking others with me.
Misa: You should raid the kitchen when you're not on drugs. ♥
Reno, after Travis destroyed the bar from karaoke: Spike...there is none left to lose. He hit everything. Everything.
Spike: [look of horror deepening] No. That can't be.
Reno: It's true....though I haven't seen the back yet. Maybe something survived there...if there is a God.
Spike: [goes to check, jumping over piles of glass]
Spike: [loudly, from the back:] THERE IS NO GOD.
Cross: My God...A world without wine. That is depressing.
Isabela: Did somebody say metric shit ton of beer?
Pinkie Pie: I did! Oh me! Me me me me me!
Barney, drunk: Six thousand ... [tap tap tap] That's two hundr --- wait no, two bil -- no. Wait. [just reads out the numbers off the calculator] Two one nine zero zero zero zero days
Yoruichi: [Walking in midair a bit above him.] I win.
Peter Parker: You're right. No matter how hard I try, I've yet to master walking on air, strange talking cat. So what's the deal here, did I trip and fall into a patch of magic mushrooms or what?
Yoruichi: If I said yes, then what would you do?
Peter Parker: I'd have to figure it out when I got there. But if I'm being completely honest, hearing "no" from the floating, talking cat might not be all that convincing to me.
Yoruichi: In that case, you're in another dimension, and you've been kidnapped by a magical castle. There's also no way back.
Peter Parker: So definitely drugs then? And here I've always been the straight and narrow kind of guy. I've gotta tell you, kitty, I'm pretty disappointed in myself right now.
Stephanie: [Walkin' a walk.... and then there's a cowboy, rocks, and a pink pony. WHERE IS THE PURPLE DOG?] think there's a "walks into a bar" joke here, but I can't properly word it.
Pinkie Pie: Oh oh oh oh! I LOVE jokes!
Courage:[This is Courage who is passing by lugging behind him a statue of a woman. A very big, very heavy, very rock-y statue. He looks up when he hears people talking.] Whu?
Stephanie:[Stephanie slowly turns to stare.] Huh. Am I high?
Neku: [a groan] Like you even needed one. Even if I didn't say anything- and I wouldn't have if I wasn't drunk you probably would have gone on with you're annoyingness. Because that's what you do. Annoy and irritate people. What do you do when you're not anyway?
Joshua: Inhale.
Neku: Of course. You have to breathe right? Or are you trying to tell me to breathe....I'm breathing perfectly fine thanks. Or okay, not really, I don't feel like thanking you for anything at all really. Wait- you were with Mr. H? Really? I thought you didn't remember him... I think. Maybe? Did you say that before?
Joshua: We talked. You don't go to see him anymore.
Neku: I haven't gone lately, now that you mention it. I probably should. Mr. H is awesome an' well he's who he is. I miss the coffee too. Didn't you say you had some coffee from him? ...Where's the shop again?
Joshua: Fifth street in town. Welcome.
Joshua: Bring money. He overcharges.
Neku: Right fifth street, fifth street. After fourth and before sixth, right? Right. Okay- I'm going. I hope this isn't a stupid idea. I'm drunk. I'm drunk...and that's a kinda far ways off. But I'm still goin- you didn't have to tell me that. I knew that already. I remember that at least.
Joshua: You're an idiot.
Neku: I. Am. Drunk. I can't exactly be held responi- responsible for my actions. And you're enabling. Besides- Shiki probably won't let me. She's awesome like that. Not like you. You're a jerk. Jerk.
Joshua: Mmm. [a giggle]
Buffy: I don't need to get drunk to have a good time. Have no fear, I can party hardy.
Faith: ...Gee, with phrases like that, who can doubt you.
Lavi: They'll come for you in your sleep.
Kanda: ... Have you been drinking or something?
Lavi: Yeah, water.
Lavi: I gotta say, Death sounds a lot cuter than I would've figured.
Misa: Death? Lavi, are you drunk? Alcohol won't bring your Yuu Yuu back to you!
Lavi: How come people keep asking me that?
Bad Girl: I'm looking for these people:
Jack
Daniel
Captain Morgan.
Let me know! ♥
That's all for today! Catch you tomorrow!
Today we are covering Family; Appearances & Clothes; Food and Drugs & Alcohol!
FAMILY
The Master to Draco Malfoy: If I had offspring as stupid as you, I would have killed them at birth, and then removed their mother from further genetic contributions to the species.
Molotov: Why does that need to be in our room?
Brock: Because she's a magic surprise baby, and maybe she's scared from just having appeared out of thin air.
Betty: [pointing at Rossiu] ROCK AND ROLL, BROTHER!
Rossiu: R-rock and... er, do I know you...?
Betty: We are all brothers and sisters in rock and roll.
Rossiu: I-I think you have me mistaken for another brother...?
Betty: A brother from another mother! You know what I'm talking about?
Eva: And so how are all of you parents doing? Anybody strangle their little bundles of joy yet? I imagine it's only a matter of time before somebody does.
[Delta and the iPod baby he had with GLaDOS, "Gary"]
Delta: He is young.
Gary: YOU ARE ONLY A FEW YEARS OLD, FATHER.
Delta: He is immature.
Gary: I RESENT THAT.
Sylvanas: So good of you to join us, Alleria.
Alleria: I had little choice in the matter. I could not sit idly by while my own sisters ventured forth into obvious danger.
Sylvanas: It was your prerogative, Alleria. I cannot dissuade you from a decision otherwise.
Alleria: You have lived here months longer than I, sister, and still you question that danger lurks beneath this place? There is no such thing as safety, anywhere. We must always be on guard.
Sylvanas: Question the potential danger? [a very brief scoff.] Of course not. Again, you think little of me to assume that my guard has been lowered since our arrival. But until the threat shows itself, there is little to act on aside from suspicion. I am questioning all we come across, I take nothing but the opportunity presented to explore. One cannot investigate a threat without stepping closer toward danger, after all.
Vereesa: ...Alleria, look. [She reaches up to that light and pokes it off and on again.]
Alleria: ...I see, Vereesa. Very interesting.
Sylvanas: Why not take the orb, Vereesa, if you are so interested in it?
Spike: My old man was eaten by a flock of pigeons. Pecked to death right before my very eyes. I told him to just drop the bread and run...
Riku: Old people never shut up.
Azula: They do if you get your mother to murder them!
Gary: I AM A SPECIAL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. THERE ARE NO OTHERS TO COMPARE ME TO.
Cube: I do not think that Delta's offspring is a snowflake. I think it is lying.
Delta: It is a figure of speech. However, you are correct. Gary is very proficient at deception.
York: Jeez, D, don't sound so proud.
Death: Like my siblings are anthropomorphic personifications of Destiny, Destruction, Dream(ing), Desire, Despair, and Delirium.
Lavi: ... Nice theme, all those d's.
Death: We think so; it's easy to share monogrammed towels when your names all begin with the same letter!
Joshua: Oh dear. My darling girl is gone. I miss her ever so much. Whatever shall I do without her? I fear there is a Celeste-shaped hole in my heart through which the painful winds of melancholy blow. Woe is me. I can't imagine the pain in which my dear Riful must be right now.
Travis: I think there's a lotion for that.
Dean: [imitating Sam] Dear journal,
I just want to say I'm thankful for my awesome big brother. Even though I whine and bitch and get my stupid ass into trouble, he's always there for me, bailing me out when I need it the most. I don't know what I'd do without him, journal.
Sam: [imitating Dean] Dear diary,
I'm thankful I have such a tolerant little brother that puts up with my bullshit. He has every right to kick my ass most of the time, but he chooses not to. How did a jerk like me manage to luck out that much?
Dean: Aw, christ. This isn't going to turn into one of those moments in the movies, is it? One of those stupid, sappy moments. I don't do those, man, you know that.... [with a chuckle] Bitch.
Sam: Yeah Dean, because us mocking each other always turns out into a Hallmark movie moment. Jerk.
Diva: This is a test. Nee-sama, if you don't talk right now, I'm going to find a child and drown it. I'm going to count to three. One. ... Two. THREE. Actually, I've decided to count to ten instead. Because I love you. One! Twooo.... TEN.
APPEARANCES & CLOTHES
Sora: Excuse me for not being a flagpole.
Riku: I prefer the term vertically talented.
Joshua: I'll have to dig up the frilly apron.
Rin:If that makes you happy.
Joshua: More than you know.
Kumatora: ...gah! Duster, put some pants on!
Cross: This is no place for beautiful people. [On Paradisa Town]
Ino: I can't believe Travis thinks my hair looks like a tentacle monster.
Lloyd: Diwali? Was that the one where everyone wore bathrobes for a week?
Zelos: [A SIGH; you embarrass him sometimes] They weren't bathrobes, Lloyd.
Lloyd: But I'm pretty sure I saw someone wearing sheets...
Zelos: It was traditional garb, Lloyd. Not sheets and bathrobes.
Lloyd: ...Oh. Oops. [He might have been sleeping in it.]
Zelos: ….
Zelos: Just tell me you were wearing underwear under it at least .
Aziraphale: (about the jeans in his closet) I can't wear these.
Crowley: Well, you're going to have to. Unless you want to go about naked. I don't think they go in for that sort of thing like they did in the old days. …Or the sixties.
Crowley: It's a lesson for us all. Barney is a secret ninja. Or street fighter, whichever fits best. I think he's too loud to be a ninja.
Lily: Please, a street fighter? He'd start crying the second he got dirt on the lining of his suit. It'd have to be classy, like the mob or something.
Crowley: ...Yeah, good point. I don't know, if he was in the mob, he'd have to break thumbs, and I think he'd start crying then, too.
Lavi: You more a skirt kinda guy, Yuu?
Kanda: I think you're the skirt type. Now go away.
Lavi: You've been thinking about me in a skirt, Yuu?
Deadpool:What- WHAT?! There's nothing wrong my costume! ...And I'm not gay!
Julian:You look like a ladybug threw up on you, Homopool.
Zelman Clock to Faye Valentine: Hm. [how to explain without sounding like an obvious creeper...] Humans generally only see one way, but I can also see a person's blood in place of their physical features. To me, your injuries are just old blood pooling below your skin. A bit like...
Zelman Clock: [he gestures vaguely] Fireworks. Roses, snowflakes... Ink blots, maybe. It's a bit difficult to describe. I think it's pretty, but people obviously take offense when they're told their injuries are nice to look at.
Kanda: There is nothing girly about my hair.
Naruto: Kanda. There so is.
Thief King Bakura: You look smaller. Drop a testicle on the way here?
Neku: No, they're like...armor. Weird, but true.
Teenage!Peter: Yeah. Because when you're in a fight, wearing a frilly skirt is the best protection.
Yami no Yuugi: Has anyone seen a pair of studded, leather belts and a pair of studded, leather boots?
Lord Magnius: Woah, too much information there!!!! We do not want to know what you do in the bedroom!
Yami no Yuugi: All I could find in my closet were tennis shoes... I hate tennis shoes.
Misa: Do you have to need things to have them? I don't need striped socks, but I don't mind having them.
Romeo: But participating in a play is so much more fun than watching it- assuming you would attend.
Yuan: It's something to do. ...That doesn't mean I want to make a fool of myself onstage.
Romeo: How could you make a fool of yourself by standing there doing nothing~?
Yuan: By wearing a tree costume while I do it!
Kanda: Does it look like there's anything wrong with me?!
Allen: Yes, but nothing new that I know of.
Naruto: Maybe things will get better for you from now on!
Ted: ...Is that even possible?
Naruto: Of course it is! You make your own destiny.
Ted: Then...then...I could have hair. Not a toupee, but real hair. Right?
Naruto: Um...SURE! There must be something that grows hair out there!
Ted: I can see it now. I'll finally have hair again. Without my mother dying because of it! This place is awesome.
Joshua: Wear those gloves when you do. They're very fashionable.
Debitt: I HATED HAVING COW-TITS. ONE DAY YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING COW-TITS. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL QUIT FUCKING WITH ME.
Claire Bennet: Someone needs to lay off the Miracle Gro.
Peter Petrelli: I quit the stuff, personally. It was making my hair get in my face all the time.
FOOD
Lorne to Ford, continuing to fail at making Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster: It keeps... exploding, Ford."
York: I'd just like to take a moment to express my absolute appreciation for opposable thumbs and foods other than bamboo.
Crowley: There are no more cookies. The cookies have ceased to exist.
Yuan (to Kratos): For someone with no sense of taste, you certainly have strong opinions on my ability to cook.
Second Master: They need to learn to accept giant toast, enjoy it, and make sure they have plenty of company for breakfast.
Jack: The hell can you do with giant pieces of toast, anyway?
Second Master: Have a large breakfast.
Legato: I'm stopping by the market on my way over. Does anyone want anything?
Zelman: Marshmallows.
Asuka: ... graham crackers.
Joshua C.: A magazine! And some chocolate.
Yoshitsune: I prefer to leave it for a week or three. Tastes better when you can't tell what it wasn't.
Emmett: Whose mammoth is this? Because if someone doesn't it claim it by tonight, I'm going to assume it was a gift and fight it for my dinner.
Kamui: I don't have friends. I eat people.
Faith: Damn, you kind of take the cake on social retardedness, huh?
Sai: I ... did not take a cake ... are you missing one?
Ino: [leans over and tucks her bangs behind her ear, cups a hand and moves in to whisper in Allen's ear] Pssst, Allen, there's an unlimited breakfast buffet.
Allen: [Doesn't wake up since it's just a whisper, but he gives a small happy moan at that and shifts a bit, seeming much happier now because HAPPY DREAM *__* ]
Rafiki: Rafiki does not try to get de bananas. He gets de bananas.
Puddleglum: (Lamenting being part of a giant’s feast, back home) I suppose the children will be the main course. Of course, that's the worst of it. And here I'm lamenting being a side dish. Rather selfish of me, I suppose.
Sister: (completely misunderstanding)...You're going to eat kids? What kind of a sick freak are you? ...SHIT, are you Russian?
Komui: Angry giant coffee machine = random bouts of hot coffee = pain.
[Rin talks about things you can do if you're bored in Paradisa--like inventing a new meal!]
Rin:I've done this one! You take this thing called a marshmallow, toast it until it's crispy over a fire, and then stick it on some chocolate and sweet crackers so it's like a sandwich. It's quite amazing when you're done.
Zelman: That's already been made.
Rin:How much overlap was there?
Zelman: No, no. That food. It's called a s'more.
Rin:Whaaaat?! ...Damn.
Zelman: Yeah, people have been making those things for years. ...But I'm sure it was very exciting at the time.
Allen: Really? You won't sacrifice me for the coffee?
Zelos: Fur in the food, man.
Rafiki: Dat not so bad. Used to happen to Rafiki all de time.
Joshua: BIGGEST STRAWBERRY WHIPPED CREAM CREPE IN PARADISA!
Almaz: No, please let me go Lord Mao! I promise not to steal any more of your pudding!
DRUGS & ALCOHOL
York: Compys. They've got this sort of mild poison.
Grif: Which you don't want to try to get high off of. No matter what you might think you can, it's not a good idea to try to snort this stuff, just trust me again on this one.
York: Grif, how do you even--You know what, never mind
[During Geoff’s drunk incident.]
Geoffrey Chaucer: Hey...[Stumbles] Gwaine, Gwaine, Gwaine... you... stop moving the floor dammit!
Gwaine: Whoa, my lord. Why don't we sit you on your throne and I'll challenge the floor in your name.
Cross: If the cigarettes go, I'm taking others with me.
Misa: You should raid the kitchen when you're not on drugs. ♥
Reno, after Travis destroyed the bar from karaoke: Spike...there is none left to lose. He hit everything. Everything.
Spike: [look of horror deepening] No. That can't be.
Reno: It's true....though I haven't seen the back yet. Maybe something survived there...if there is a God.
Spike: [goes to check, jumping over piles of glass]
Spike: [loudly, from the back:] THERE IS NO GOD.
Cross: My God...A world without wine. That is depressing.
Isabela: Did somebody say metric shit ton of beer?
Pinkie Pie: I did! Oh me! Me me me me me!
Barney, drunk: Six thousand ... [tap tap tap] That's two hundr --- wait no, two bil -- no. Wait. [just reads out the numbers off the calculator] Two one nine zero zero zero zero days
Yoruichi: [Walking in midair a bit above him.] I win.
Peter Parker: You're right. No matter how hard I try, I've yet to master walking on air, strange talking cat. So what's the deal here, did I trip and fall into a patch of magic mushrooms or what?
Yoruichi: If I said yes, then what would you do?
Peter Parker: I'd have to figure it out when I got there. But if I'm being completely honest, hearing "no" from the floating, talking cat might not be all that convincing to me.
Yoruichi: In that case, you're in another dimension, and you've been kidnapped by a magical castle. There's also no way back.
Peter Parker: So definitely drugs then? And here I've always been the straight and narrow kind of guy. I've gotta tell you, kitty, I'm pretty disappointed in myself right now.
Stephanie: [Walkin' a walk.... and then there's a cowboy, rocks, and a pink pony. WHERE IS THE PURPLE DOG?] think there's a "walks into a bar" joke here, but I can't properly word it.
Pinkie Pie: Oh oh oh oh! I LOVE jokes!
Courage:[This is Courage who is passing by lugging behind him a statue of a woman. A very big, very heavy, very rock-y statue. He looks up when he hears people talking.] Whu?
Stephanie:[Stephanie slowly turns to stare.] Huh. Am I high?
Neku: [a groan] Like you even needed one. Even if I didn't say anything- and I wouldn't have if I wasn't drunk you probably would have gone on with you're annoyingness. Because that's what you do. Annoy and irritate people. What do you do when you're not anyway?
Joshua: Inhale.
Neku: Of course. You have to breathe right? Or are you trying to tell me to breathe....I'm breathing perfectly fine thanks. Or okay, not really, I don't feel like thanking you for anything at all really. Wait- you were with Mr. H? Really? I thought you didn't remember him... I think. Maybe? Did you say that before?
Joshua: We talked. You don't go to see him anymore.
Neku: I haven't gone lately, now that you mention it. I probably should. Mr. H is awesome an' well he's who he is. I miss the coffee too. Didn't you say you had some coffee from him? ...Where's the shop again?
Joshua: Fifth street in town. Welcome.
Joshua: Bring money. He overcharges.
Neku: Right fifth street, fifth street. After fourth and before sixth, right? Right. Okay- I'm going. I hope this isn't a stupid idea. I'm drunk. I'm drunk...and that's a kinda far ways off. But I'm still goin- you didn't have to tell me that. I knew that already. I remember that at least.
Joshua: You're an idiot.
Neku: I. Am. Drunk. I can't exactly be held responi- responsible for my actions. And you're enabling. Besides- Shiki probably won't let me. She's awesome like that. Not like you. You're a jerk. Jerk.
Joshua: Mmm. [a giggle]
Buffy: I don't need to get drunk to have a good time. Have no fear, I can party hardy.
Faith: ...Gee, with phrases like that, who can doubt you.
Lavi: They'll come for you in your sleep.
Kanda: ... Have you been drinking or something?
Lavi: Yeah, water.
Lavi: I gotta say, Death sounds a lot cuter than I would've figured.
Misa: Death? Lavi, are you drunk? Alcohol won't bring your Yuu Yuu back to you!
Lavi: How come people keep asking me that?
Bad Girl: I'm looking for these people:
Jack
Daniel
Captain Morgan.
Let me know! ♥
That's all for today! Catch you tomorrow!