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HI GUYS, HOW'S IT HANGING? GOOD? AWESOME.

This is Kiku bringing another awesome person who can throw fireballs at your face. Her name is Marian Hawke, from the Dragon Age series you know the one with dragons and mages and demons and general badassery? Yeah, that one. She's an awesome person who loves to sit around playfully snarking and flirting with everyone she lays her eyes on, she's also the Champion of Kirkwall because she has a habit of saving Kirkwall from disaster every so often... which happens to be all the damn time.

She's from Act 3 just after SOMEONE ~~coughanderscough~~ blows up the Chantry and she has to make a decision between helping the Mages or the Templars. Yeah, her life sucks.

Her loss is the ability to refuse a plea for help, as long as it doesn't involve her bringing harm upon someone or completely goes against her morals she'll be forced to help until the task is complete.

...Yup. Fun times.

I'll intro her soon.

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I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU NAKED .... AT LEAST ONCE .....

oh

well

you could've just asked

...................... oh

SHUT UP CARVER YOU DISAPPROVE OF EVERYTHING

I KIND OF APPROVE OF VARRIC

AND I LIKE MERRILL

... For some reason I will never actually say.

AND I REALLY DISAPPROVE OF YOU SIDING WITH THE TEMPLARS... Really, Hawke, you better not, I didn't temporarily leave the Grey Wardens to make sure you didn't die in Kirkwall just to see you slaughter your own kind. >|

EVERYONE APPROVES OF VARRIC

...I really want to know that reason.

Carver I never knew you cared about my well being. How sweet. Come here so I can pinch your cheeks and make baby noises at you.

Of course they do, he pays off half the city, and the rest of the city he gets drunk enough that they forget he hasn't paid them off.

... Oh look, a change in topic.

Yes, I'll come closer right after I stop rubbing onion on your collar so you cry when you pinch my cheeks. It'll be very touching. Mother will miss this, and that's sad. Only takes a war to bring us together, you know?

That dwarf is the best friend a girl could ask for.

And I'll be sure to step on your foot so we're both a blubbering mess, for everyone to see.

And the best tale spinner you never had to pay.

This must be why we don't have Hawke Family Reunions that often. Aside from all the other minor reasons, like me being off hunting darkspawn and archdemons, and you.................... inciting war in Mother's hometown.

............

I didn't incite it! It just... happened and I felt obligated to clean up the mess...

Well actually I didn't have a choice, but that's not the point here.

Things have a nasty habit of "just happening" a lot around this whole family.

I know you didn't. Not really.

Though Maker help me if you even thought about helping that bitch Meredith...

It's our curse.

Perish the thought, dear brother, for I'd much rather jump into archdemon's mouth butt naked than ever help her.

Yes, well, I can think of worse ones. If you give me long enough.

Good. Not that I wouldn't have offered to help either way, family is family, but it's better to know you're not completely insane. [ lineface. ]

hey if she wasn't your sister you'd probably want to bang her too

nope merrill is more my type

i like my mages

elven?!

YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT GET YOUR DISAPPROVAL POINTS OUT OF MY FACE

HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME >|

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