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paradisaooc2011-09-12 03:33 pm
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Hi I'm a Stranger... Really.
HELLO PARADISA! How are all you fine castlelings today? Spiffy? Great, because I'm here to shower my awesome upon you.
My name is Tosshi! I may be a familiar face to some of you, but to most of you I am as good as fresh meat, since it's been months since my last stint here. THEREFORE treat me gently as a new, tender baby player, yes? It's lovely to meet you all!
Anyway, the important thing here is less my triumphant return in itself and more the guy I'm bringing with me. His name is Heiwajima Kasuka, or Kasuka Heiwajima for those of you who prefer things in a Western format, and he is from the lovely series Durarara!!, in which he gets like 5 total minutes of screen time or something stupid like that. Therefore, though his canon point is the end of the anime (including bonus ep 25), you'll see me using his (also relatively few) scenes/profile in the novels as reference for what he's doing and why he's doing it.
But onto business. Kasuka is an actor. A brilliant, Top Tier actor in Japan who, as of his canon point, has just been cast as the lead in a major Hollywood motion picture. His star is rising, for two reasons that are super duper important for future CR! #1 is that he is canonically supposed to be ~*~ridiculously attractive~*~. Obviously this depends on the person looking at him being into the somewhat androgynous-faced asian pretty boy thing, but if that's your type he's pretty much supposed to be downright uncomfortably beautiful. There are a lot of cheesy phrases used to describe this in the novels, including "as if the word beauty was created to describe him" and whatnot. #2, which helps in movies and negates the effect of his looks half the time otherwise is that Kasuka DOES NOT EXPRESS EMOTION WHEN HE IS NOT ACTING! There are very mild brief flashes of things sometimes, but generally his face, voice, and manner are pretty robotic and flat.
This is because his big brother is that one dude who throws vending machines, rips up street lights to hit people with, and punches people out of their clothes.
See what I mean?
So basically itty bitty baby Kasuka psychologically mutilated himself by suppressing his emotions to an extreme in order to be able to support his over-emotional Big Bro. Now not only does he not show them, but he only subconsciously feels them, so he has no fucking idea what his own thoughts and feelings are, yaaaay! This causes him to come across as an ice princessand a weirdo, which in canon tends to creep people the fuck out, but hey! Basically I just wanted to let y'all know this in case it is somehow at all interesting and also so I don't have to be a douchebag and tell people he's pretty all the time.
His loss is his grace -- basically he's now physically super-clumsy and will be tripping and running into things and being a butterfingers everywhere, so don't let him hold anything fragile and/or valuable. Also don't let him do stairs. Oh and he brought his cat, which is a tiny munchkin scottish fold (so basically this video).
Edit: Oh my derp, I forgot to leave contact info! Uhm, you guys can get ahold of me on AIM at mybelovedg or on plurk at titzilla! 8);;
My name is Tosshi! I may be a familiar face to some of you, but to most of you I am as good as fresh meat, since it's been months since my last stint here. THEREFORE treat me gently as a new, tender baby player, yes? It's lovely to meet you all!
Anyway, the important thing here is less my triumphant return in itself and more the guy I'm bringing with me. His name is Heiwajima Kasuka, or Kasuka Heiwajima for those of you who prefer things in a Western format, and he is from the lovely series Durarara!!, in which he gets like 5 total minutes of screen time or something stupid like that. Therefore, though his canon point is the end of the anime (including bonus ep 25), you'll see me using his (also relatively few) scenes/profile in the novels as reference for what he's doing and why he's doing it.
But onto business. Kasuka is an actor. A brilliant, Top Tier actor in Japan who, as of his canon point, has just been cast as the lead in a major Hollywood motion picture. His star is rising, for two reasons that are super duper important for future CR! #1 is that he is canonically supposed to be ~*~ridiculously attractive~*~. Obviously this depends on the person looking at him being into the somewhat androgynous-faced asian pretty boy thing, but if that's your type he's pretty much supposed to be downright uncomfortably beautiful. There are a lot of cheesy phrases used to describe this in the novels, including "as if the word beauty was created to describe him" and whatnot. #2, which helps in movies and negates the effect of his looks half the time otherwise is that Kasuka DOES NOT EXPRESS EMOTION WHEN HE IS NOT ACTING! There are very mild brief flashes of things sometimes, but generally his face, voice, and manner are pretty robotic and flat.
This is because his big brother is that one dude who throws vending machines, rips up street lights to hit people with, and punches people out of their clothes.
See what I mean?
So basically itty bitty baby Kasuka psychologically mutilated himself by suppressing his emotions to an extreme in order to be able to support his over-emotional Big Bro. Now not only does he not show them, but he only subconsciously feels them, so he has no fucking idea what his own thoughts and feelings are, yaaaay! This causes him to come across as an ice princess
His loss is his grace -- basically he's now physically super-clumsy and will be tripping and running into things and being a butterfingers everywhere, so don't let him hold anything fragile and/or valuable. Also don't let him do stairs. Oh and he brought his cat, which is a tiny munchkin scottish fold (so basically this video).
Edit: Oh my derp, I forgot to leave contact info! Uhm, you guys can get ahold of me on AIM at mybelovedg or on plurk at titzilla! 8);;