http://madandbad.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] madandbad.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisaooc 2011-04-22 09:39 pm (UTC)

First off, that shirt has got to go. YOU'RE WOOING, NOT STALKING. Next you're gonna get a bath, we'll find you a nice suit, a bouquet-what's her favorite flower?-and we'll go find her! And when we do, remember this, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. I'll coach you on what to say. Get it? Got it. Good. Now into the bathtub.

*punts him in that general direction*
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