Ame and Lock began trolling Paradisa OOC [PO]

[selfprototyped.livejournal.com]

> Davesprite: Get this party started and drop some sick beats.

wake up in the mornin feelin like Bro Strider
grab my ishades im out the door im gonna hit this fucker
before i leave clean my feathers with a

D3RP >:?

what the hell
fuck tz stop youre ruining it

YOUR3 TH3 ON3 WHO C4NT TH1NK OF 4NY S1LLY RHYM3S, MR. D3L1C1OUS >8D

im not the one who came in with derp
i mean what the fuck
it rhymes with nothing

D4V3 1TS TH3 SOUND OF STUP1D1TY
OR 1N YOUR C4S3
4 HUM4N BR41N F4RT >8D

then shut up and sit your blind ass down and let me finish this stupid fucking intro

> Lock: Prevent imminent sloppy alien makeouts

Okay ENOUGH OF THAT DICKERY. SUP PARADISA.

> Ame: Join in on the intervention

Hey guys.

YES HELLO THERE MAGICAL CASTLE. You may remember some derp who apped Axel here way back in December and ... failed at life. ANYWAY, I'm Lock, and I'm giving this game another try this time with yet another troll, scalemates from that one webcomic no one's ever heard of.

And I'm Ame, the loser who apped Terra and then failed at everything. 8Db And just to make things worsebetter, I'm back with this feathery asshole, aka selfprototyped who is. Also from that one webcomic that no one likes.

How can he be an asshole, he doesn't even have legs.

... Well. I don't know. I just. That's what he calls himself too!

Whatever you say, Ame.

Shut up.

No you. As we were saying, we're back with these two awesome characters and we're looking forward to wreaking some havoc and getting into as many shenanicansgans as we possibly can. PLEASE FORGIVE OUR PREVIOUS FAIL and don't hold it against us. :>

Thank you very much and we're looking forward to playing with you all again! Also, regarding the obnoxious text stuff: there should be permission posts in both of their journals if you want us to cut this shit out because we totally will. Just drop us a line and we're good! ;w; ♥ And as a final note, there are hmd entries on both journals as well so feel free to hit them up especially for me because haha first time playing davesprite ohgod!


EDIT: ALSO LMAO BECAUSE AME IS A DERP AND FORGOT TO LIST LOSSES, HERE YOU GO NICE AND CONCISE:

FOR DAVESPRITE, HE LOSES HIS PENDANT! FOR TEREZI, SHE LOSES THE ABILITY TO SMELL AND TASTE HER CHALK!